[jennabenna]

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Brother Remy, I've been longing to know................

Why is it that all the Negras I've ever sen are always good at running?
My Pa-pa always told me it was because all the slow Negras were in Jail.
Is this true?

Can't answer your exact question, but evolution has made Africans stronger than the rest. There's no true, frozen, winter on that continent, so they never go into a time of slow metabolism and overindulgence in comfort foods. Also because there is a lack of comfort food of any type there.

[Sister Charli]

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Why is it that all the Negras I've ever seen are always good at running?
My Pa-pa always told me it was because all the slow Negras were in Jail.
Is this true?

My Daddy doesn't want to dispute anything your Pa-Pa told you
but he thinks it is something to do with steroid use.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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This question may have been asked before but I have been in a quandry "episode" with a few nigresses at LAX.

Do nigra bruise and as they are so dark, some even near purple in color, just how do they know it is a bruise rather than just their normal skin?

YIC,

Mrs. P Wintersnow

[Sister Charli]

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And can you get nigra coloured band aids (wound dressings) ?

[Lisa H]

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Can all nigra's throw boomerangs

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Can all nigra's throw boomerangs

I think that's just the abos, Sister.

[Brother Alex]

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Can all nigra's throw boomerangs

I'm not sure about that, but I've heard they're quite good at climbing trees.

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm not sure about that, but I've heard they're quite good at climbing trees.

That might be lieberal propaganda, though. I suspect that they just chopped a tree down, lay it on the floor, got a negress to lie on it, then rotated the picture 90 degrees in photoshop. I'm not sure why the liberals would do that, but I suspect that they hope to use it to prove "global" warming or a spherical earth, or some other such implausible piece of leftist dogma.

[Sister Charli]

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That might be lieberal propaganda, though. I suspect that they just chopped a tree down, lay it on the floor, got a negress to lie on it, then rotated the picture 90 degrees in photoshop. I'm not sure why the liberals would do that, but I suspect that they hope to use it to prove "global" warming or a spherical earth, or some other such implausible piece of leftist dogma.

Actually Brother Temperance.

I think it is worse than that.

These pictures of nigras in trees are a ruse to make folk believe in evilution and them being descended from monkeys.

[Brother Alex]

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Actually Brother Temperance.

I think it is worse than that.

These pictures of nigras in trees are a ruse to make folk believe in evilution and them being descended from monkeys.

Well, many nigras tend to behave like monkeys so I can somewhat understand why some people might think that they're actually descended from them. It's quite disturbing, however, how the evilutionists try to exploit the negroes' lack of intelligence for their own personal gain. Doing so, they have completely forgot the message of John 7:24:

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

[jennabenna]

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My Daddy doesn't want to dispute anything your Pa-Pa told you
but he thinks it is something to do with steroid use.

Hippies don't use steroids. They smoke weed and sometimes do acid. And my dad told me nothing of the sort. He was a creationist from birth to death.

[Sister Charli]

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Hippies don't use steroids. They smoke weed and sometimes do acid. And my dad told me nothing of the sort. He was a creationist from birth to death.

I think you have quoted me out of context Jenna.

The question was .... why are nigras fast runners?

The answer of course is because they CHEAT.

[Lisa H]

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I came across this photo. How come nigra women can carry things on their head. Whenever I try it, the things always fall off.

[John Scopes]

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As always in this place another very misguided but at the same time fascinating thread.

Of course all of humanity evolved first from apes in Africa and later migrated over land bridges to the rest of the planet. Expressing jealousy or making accusations against those who still reside in the place we all came from is foolish at least.

Thanks to all, I have been able to take copious notes here lately.

[Lisa H]

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As always in this place another very misguided but at the same time fascinating thread.

Of course all of humanity evolved first from apes in Africa and later migrated over land bridges to the rest of the planet. Expressing jealousy or making accusations against those who still reside in the place we all came from is foolish at least.

Thanks to all, I have been able to take copious notes here lately.

God created mankind. It is clearly written in the Bible.

Genesis 1
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.