[shy Rita]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Here is an explanation that I posted several years ago:

Girl to girl, Dancer, sometimes you can be so obstinate and obtuse! Black is a color; nigra is a state of mind (and a welfare state at that).

People from Bermuda are black but they are not nigras. You do not see them be-boppin around, their vocabulary is not limited to sheet, fook and jo momma dis o dat. Why they even know that a hat brim is intended to shield one's face from the sun.

Orenthal Simpson was once a very successful ex-negro. He was such an oreo that they even allowed him to do Hertz commercials. But look what happened to him. A little white slut smitten with terminal jungle fever stuck it in his face. Orenthal lost all control and reverted back to his violent Hamitic self. God saw to it that the bitch was suitably punished for her miscenegenation!

So, who is paying your college tuition?

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I earn scholarships, and that's how.

[Roberta]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I earn scholarships, and that's how.

A free ride--just what I figured. Where do you think that money comes from?

At a campaign stop in Sioux City, Iowa on Sunday, Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum singled out blacks as being recipients of assistance through federal benefit programs, telling a mostly-white audience he doesn't want to "make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money."

Do you get it?

[shy Rita]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

A free ride--just what I figured. Where do you think that money comes from?

At a campaign stop in Sioux City, Iowa on Sunday, Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum singled out blacks as being recipients of assistance through federal benefit programs, telling a mostly-white audience he doesn't want to "make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money."

Do you get it?

I earn scholarships not based on my race, but based on skill. Also, I edit essays for college students.

[Roberta]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I earn scholarships not based on my race, but based on skill. Also, I edit essays for college students.

And what makes you so adroit? You should be working at KFC or Taco Bell earning money to pay for your education. If you are a democrat you have no business being here.

[shy Rita]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

And what makes you so adroit? You should be working at KFC or Taco Bell earning money to pay for your education. If you are a democrat you have no business being here.

Whoa whoa whoa, who said I was a democrat? I was just asking a simple question, I didn't mean to step on any toes. And please stop assuming things about me- I'm not as simple as I seem. I am a New Yorker after all.

[Roberta]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Whoa whoa whoa, who said I was a democrat? I was just asking a simple question, I didn't mean to step on any toes. And please stop assuming things about me- I'm not as simple as I seem. I am a New Yorker after all.

just sayin'...

[shy Rita]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

just sayin'...

I'm really trying to be polite. If I've done you wrong in anything, please let me know so that I can remedy it. I would greatly enjoy being your friend, and I think we may have started off on the wrong foot.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I'm really trying to be polite. If I've done you wrong in anything, please let me know so that I can remedy it. I would greatly enjoy being your friend, and I think we may have started off on the wrong foot.

Half black, half spic, new york, are you jewish too? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[shy Rita]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Half black, half spic, new york, are you jewish too? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

I don't hate Jesus, and I'm not jewish. Please don't call me a spic- I speak proper English. Thanks!

[Roberta]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Oh, oh, oh [Oh, oh, oh]
You're a native New Yorker
No one opens the door
For a native New Yorker

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I don't hate Jesus, and I'm not jewish. Please don't call me a spic- I speak proper English. Thanks!

And I, for one, am glad to see you acting American. I'm sorry the ladies have been a bit rough on you.

You see, they understand (as Roberta pointed out) that Negro is a lifestyle rather than a color. It seems you're working your way toward becoming an Ex-Negro already!

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I don't hate Jesus, and I'm not jewish. Please don't call me a spic- I speak proper English. Thanks!

My apologies. I will instead refer to you as a half-breed. Though normally a half-breed has at least half white ancestry I will bestow the honor of the title upon you. Even though your two halves are violence prone and morally and genetically inferior. This is my gift to you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

My apologies. I will instead refer to you as a half-breed. Though normally a half-breed has at least half white ancestry I will bestow the honor of the title upon you. Even though your two halves are violence prone and morally and genetically inferior. This is my gift to you.

Truly you are a loving and generous . . . um, Eskimo.

[shy Rita]

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My apologies. I will instead refer to you as a half-breed. Though normally a half-breed has at least half white ancestry I will bestow the honor of the title upon you. Even though your two halves are violence prone and morally and genetically inferior. This is my gift to you.

Thanks, but how about you don't refer to my race when referring to me? Just a suggestion, because I'm not just half Black half Puerto Rican. I just gave up keeping track of where my family is from- I don't have the time.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Thanks, but how about you don't refer to my race when referring to me? Just a suggestion, because I'm not just half Black half Puerto Rican. I just gave up keeping track of where my family is from- I don't have the time.

Your shame about your racial origins is understandable. I will refrain from alluding to the racial abomination that is your genome. Shall we instead discuss something more suited to your areas of expertise? Part of your background suggests hotel cleanliness services, while the other part of your background suggests robbery, rape, fraud, assault, murder... etc. Do you work at a hotel, or have you succumbed to your "darkside"?