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  • MCRLover
    Unsaved trash, suspected cross-dressing weirdo
    • Oct 2015
    • 10

    #541
    Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    No. You will be damned because you are a filthy, disgusting sinner and God will not tolerate such crap in Heaven where all is Holy. If you want to avoid this destination you have been born for, then your only hope is to confess Jesus as your LORD and Master (Romans 10:9) and get crackin' at obedience to God's Holy Will.


    Oh, Mary, I've wanted to say something to you for so long now.
    Shut up.
    Please.

    Every word you type makes me cringe.
    You are a stereotypical, white, ignorant, holier-than-thou, catty, christian.
    And I dislike you strongly.
    P.S. I advise that you change your profile picture to a pig. or a female dog.
    At least they wouldn't have that double chin

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #542
      Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

      Originally posted by MCRLover View Post
      We are all created equal in the eyes of God.
      Where do you find this in the Holy Bible? Why would God then tell mankind to stop complaining about not being created equally in His eyes, and go to the trouble of having Paul explain how we have been very specifically created to serve Him according to His Purpose (Romans 9:19-21)?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Back against wall
        Guarding his purity against all comers
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2015
        • 1241

        #543
        Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

        Originally posted by MCRLover View Post
        Oh, Mary, I've wanted to say something to you for so long now.
        You don't get to talk to sister Mary that way. Slut, you don't get to do anything. I do believe you need Quarantine.
        Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #544
          Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

          Originally posted by MCRLover View Post
          Oh, Mary...
          You are a stereotypical, white, ignorant, holier-than-thou, catty, christian.
          And I dislike you strongly.
          P.S. I advise that you change your profile picture to a pig. or a female dog.
          At least they wouldn't have that double chin
          We are quite skilled here in leading Hamites to Jesus. A number of the Negroes we have brought to salvation have returned to a pleasing white color and some are now indistinguishable from normal people. Many of the former Negroes in our congregation have been able to throw off their violent Negroe tendencies and act right. They now have jobs, they have given up their Obama phones, they have left the Section 8 rat farms, they no longer take food stamps paid for by decent White people, they send their children to school, they have stopped drinking the malt liquor and stopped the crack smoking, they take regular baths and have stopped smelling like common Negroes, they don't break into houses, they love Jesus and the police don't shoot them. How does that sound? You can join them. It is just a matter of faith.

          Throw off Satan's Jeweled Crown and come to Jesus. There, you will find true joy everlasting.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • I Man Rastafari
            Possibly retarded pothead
            • Oct 2015
            • 1019

            #545
            Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

            Originally posted by MCRLover View Post
            Oh, Mary, I've wanted to say something to you for so long now.
            Shut up.
            Please.

            Every word you type makes me cringe.
            You are a stereotypical, white, ignorant, holier-than-thou, catty, christian.
            And I dislike you strongly.
            P.S. I advise that you change your profile picture to a pig. or a female dog.
            At least they wouldn't have that double chin
            Greetings. These are white people here and they do not like rude talk. Are you a Black man? There are only a few Black men here but we hope more will come. The white man wants the Black man to eat of the pig. I do not eat the pig but I have seen them and they have double chins too and jowls.
            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            • CreationistRoger
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2011
              • 28

              #546
              Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Where do you find this in the Holy Bible? Why would God then tell mankind to stop complaining about not being created equally in His eyes, and go to the trouble of having Paul explain how we have been very specifically created to serve Him according to His Purpose (Romans 9:19-21)?
              His username is MCRLover. I'm assuming that's in reference to the satan worshiping butt rock band "My Chronicled Romance". I would take his biblical statements with a grain of salt, dear sister.
              Creationist college student in training.
              http:/freehovind.com/index
              Free Brother Hovind!

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              • Hereigns
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2016
                • 24

                #547
                Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

                This article is also racist in so many ways. You can't change the color of your skin, but you can change your demeanor. If you do want to act white then fine, but don't say deplorable things about black people since you are one technically.

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                • Sword Of Christ
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2016
                  • 125

                  #548
                  Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

                  This is a question involving Ebonics aka Nigra Speak.


                  What's the difference between and Mac Daddy and a Daddy Mac?


                  "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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                  • handmaiden
                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 11248

                    #549
                    Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

                    Originally posted by MCRLover View Post
                    Mary. . . I've wanted to say something
                    You are a stereotypical, white, ignorant, holier-than-thou, catty, christian. . . I advise that you change your profile picture to a pig. or a female dog.
                    Make up your mind. Is she catty, or a dog?


                    (Not that I would ever expect any degree of consistency from unsaved trash.)
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • Michael Hezekiah Esq
                      Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
                      • Sep 2016
                      • 256

                      #550
                      Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

                      The very title of this forum is offensive and disgusting. There is NO SUCH THING as an "ex" negro. There is NO SUCH THING as an "ex" homosexual. There is NO SUCH THING as an "ex" when it comes to anything that a person is born with.


                      The famed author Andropov Solvenitzovich said in his brilliant speech before the fall of the Soviet Union: "Man should not be as interested in driving people out as ushering them in. Acceptance will bring with it the sharing of ideology as we celebrate our comrade's diversity and show them the satisfaction of achieving enlightened truth."


                      Black, straight, gay, bi, trans, he, she, zhe, queer, asexual, or whatever one is born, I love you and I accept you and I choose not to change you, but welcome you to the truth that G_d has set forth for us. May the G_d of Moses, Enoch, and Elijah reign forever!
                      A half truth is a whole lie.

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11248

                        #551
                        Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

                        Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post


                        Black, straight, gay, bi, trans, he, she, zhe, queer, asexual, or whatever one is born, I love you and I accept you and I choose not to change you, but welcome you to the truth that G_d has set forth for us. May the G_d of Moses, Enoch, and Elijah reign forever!
                        Isn't it Moses who is credited for writing so much of the critical texts of the Old Testament that unequivocally condemn many of the categories of people you welcome?


                        Rejecting Jesus is your choice, of course. Consistency regarding the role of Christ in the traditional Abrahamic religions isn't something I would expect from a Jewish person. But don't your own co-religionists have anything to say about you playing fast and loose with their scriptures?!
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • InLoveWithChrisChan
                          Unsaved trash, failed troll
                          • Nov 2017
                          • 81

                          #552
                          Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

                          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                          And once again the floor is open to questions...

                          Brother Wiseman writes, "Why are so many nigras becoming terrorist? Why? Why do they go from bad to worse by becoming black Muslims?"

                          Well, Marshall, it is known that Islam is a religion of degenerates. Degenerate inevitably end up in jails. Darkies are recruited into the jail bird gang of Islam just like any gang of thugs and punks recruit members for rape and shanking. No different than the Aryan Nation groups we hear about in jails.

                          Brother Raptuaire writes, "Why do the kneegroids like the towel-heads releigion so well? I've noticed some similarities between the way the muslimoids and darkoids speak, like I have heard a darkie say "Ell'yeah nigga!" and I've heard the muslimoids say "Allah!" Also, I've heard "Gee, a hahd one nigga" and also "Jihad" by the sandcoon. While it seems the negroid and the muslimoid don't seem to always get along, they share that religion. Could you give an analysis on this?

                          Raptuaire, both the sand and jungle coon being the primitive animals that they are would both look up to the sun and the moon, giving these celestial bodies undue admiration. When the slightly more developed a-rab ousted the false sun god Ra for the equally false moon god Allah the negroid followed suit because the moon has a relationship with nighttime. The cover of dark being the perfect situation to steal and rape. Also the a-rabs, in an attempt to make themselves feel superior, enslaved certain negroids and gave them the Moohamadean religion. Some negroids wishing to elevate themselves to a-rab status started mimicking a-rabs by adopting their false religion in hopes of no longer being Hamites.

                          Brother Deaner writes, "Is it true that in the ghetto good manners is considered removing the dishes from the sink before urinating in it?"

                          No, Deaner. In ghettos they urinate on the outside front steps and inside stairways. I do not believe that dishes are even washed in ghettos. The sinks are used to wash niglet babies, chitins, greens, and hair.

                          Sister Thumper writes, "Is it true negras have an extra muscel in their legs?"

                          I m afraid not, Sister T. However, hood rats are known to have fast twitch fibers in their musculature. This has developed do to jumping fences, running from authorities, playing basketball all day long instead of going to school, shucking & jiv'in, and from bobbing and weaving around bushes as they attempt to remain unnoticed as they stalk their next rape victim. This type of muscle development is not hereditary.

                          Glendora has quite a few questions:

                          Sister, Christianson writes,

                          1. "How can colored folks afford the gas for those Cadillac Escalades and Lincoln Navigators with the rising price of oil?"


                          They deal crack.

                          2. Is it possible to NOT walk to the beat of rap music?

                          No.

                          3. I noticed colored folks have pink lips, tongues, and such . . . what color are the naughty bits?

                          Depends of the skin tone. Your blue gummed blackies have pitch black naughty parts from top to bottom, while the high yellow fellers have a light brownish member with a pinkish peach colored tip. In between those two the coloration will get darker the closer you get to tar complexion. No purple/red coloration or visible green or red veins.

                          4. a. Why do some colored gals have those great big stand-up butts, even though they aren't that fat?

                          If you watched national geographic you' ll find that most animals perform the act with the male sneaking up from behind. The descendants of Ham are so degenerated by the time the sons of Shem and Japheth came to rightfully claim them that Satan gave the females a backside to absorb some of the shock from the wild animalistic thrusting brought on by the males.

                          4. b. Do colored men actually like those great big stand-up butts?

                          Yes. They absolutely love it. They hoot and hollar like howler monkeys whenever they see one.

                          5. Finally, there's some young bucks at the liquor store and they keep saying they want to pull up my bumper and smack something, are they planning to valdalize my car?

                          Did they say, "Smack datazz" ? Brace yourself... Although the negroid love those big round firm high backsides, they would kill their own mother to get a beautiful white woman such as yourself. I must assume that police frequent the area or they know that the owner has a shotgun behind the counter because you are unharmed.

                          Those filthy degenerate punks want to... do things of a sexual nature... doggiestyle... *shudder*. The thought the common blue gummed negroid with a white woman is appalling. What store is this? Perhaps Elmer and his hunting buddies should pay these coons a visit for showing such disrespect.

                          Sister Folger writes, "Remy, I can't help but admire you and note that you are an exceptional person. A true credit to your kind. Since I feel so safe with you and you haven't raped me or anything. Does this mean I can trust all high yellow coloreds?"

                          No, Melissa. Not all coloreds of the lighter persuation are honorary white men. Although it is true that given equal conditions they are better than the tar baby variety, they are usually raised by their darker more savage bretheren. Only trust Landover Baptist Church® approved coloreds. The Reverend Dwight Williams is a darker complexion than myself, but he is a True Christian™ and church approved. Colin Powell is light in complexion yet has regressed and started making trouble for GWB's new head negro Condie. Make sure you consult with church staff before ever being alone with any colored.

                          Sister Galvin writes, "Is it true that wetbacks private parts are shaped like an aztec spear?"

                          Because many are uncircumsized in Mexico their privates look more like tamales or some kind of soft shell tortilla wrap. I hope that answered your question, Shannon.
                          Wait are we are talking about human beings or animals here because last time I checked black people are human too. Oh wait I forgot I'm on a forum that dehumanizes everyone except Christ's elect.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12919

                            #553
                            Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

                            Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                            Wait are we are talking about human beings or animals here because last time I checked black people are human too. Oh wait I forgot I'm on a forum that dehumanizes everyone except Christ's elect.
                            It's not us who dehumanize non-Christians, dear - it's Jesus:

                            John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22840

                              #554
                              Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

                              Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                              Wait are we are talking about human beings or animals here because last time I checked black people are human too. Oh wait I forgot I'm on a forum that dehumanizes everyone except Christ's elect.
                              You will recall

                              Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

                              From this we see that Ethiopians are Darkies, so let us see what happens with Darkies:

                              Nu:12:1: And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.
                              Nu:12:2: And they said, Hath the LORD indeed spoken only by Moses? hath he not spoken also by us? And the LORD heard it.

                              The Lord hears this and calls Aaron, Moses and Miriam to the tabernacle where He announces that He has chosen Moses as His Prophet. He then deals out punishment.

                              Nu:12:10: And the cloud departed from off the tabernacle; and, behold, Miriam became leprous, white as snow: and Aaron looked upon Miriam, and, behold, she was leprous.
                              Nu:12:11: And Aaron said unto Moses, Alas, my lord, I beseech thee, lay not the sin upon us, wherein we have done foolishly, and wherein we have sinned.
                              Nu:12:12: Let her not be as one dead, of whom the flesh is half consumed when he cometh out of his mother's womb.

                              It is my firm belief that if any of the Pastors here have transgressed God’s law, then they will certainly suffer leprosy of a similar fate.

                              As this has not happened, I feel you will have to concede, as Sister Basilissa points out above, we have kept to the Word of God.

                              I suspect you have never read a Bible in your life and have simply “imagined what you would do if you were God.”

                              Unfortunately, you are also one of those people who also say “We cannot understand God or why He does things, but we must trust that they are for the best.”

                              If we add the two statements together, then we get “I can't understand God but whatever I say is true because that is what God means.” (At the very least you are saying that you are God's Prophet...)


                              Are you Catholic? They never know anything about the Bible…
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                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • gayboi900
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Dec 2017
                                • 10

                                #555
                                Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

                                Almost everyone in this piffleing thread is byfar some of the most thick-skulled narrow minded scums I've ever seen on the internet. Go eat [INAPPROPRIATE POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY MODERATOR]❤︎
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