Negro Monikers

[Old Man Hatchet]

Why do the coloreds insist on continually changing their names? Beyonce Knowles now wants to be known as "Sasha Fierce." The vile Negro Puff Daddy changed his name to "P. Diddy," then shortened it to "Diddy," and then decided that "Puffy Daddy" didn't need to be changed in the first place. The homosexual mulatto known as Prince changed his name to a gay, Satanic symbol:



Barack Obama wants to be called "Mr. President," or rather--given the Negro inclination of substituting every s with a z--"Mr Prezident." Enough! We whites cannot be expected to keep up with these silly pseudonyms and doltish designations.



Godly John McCain has the right idea. Each and every Negro should simply be called "that one." "Whatchamacallit" and "whatsis" are perfectly acceptable, too. It won't be much of an adjustment for me. I've never bothered calling them by their names anyway since I can't tell them apart. Friends, won't you join John McCain and me in putting Negroes in their nameless places? Praise Jesus.

[Talitha]

Re: Negro Monikers

They always choose silly names anyway!

These all sound like flushing Toilets or something:

Latisha
Latoya
LaTrine
Shatinkqua
Laytwinkka
Townhouserentah (I made that one up).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Negro Monikers

"Hey boy!" has always worked around Freehold.


Of course I name the ones I own keep on the "payroll," just like I name my dogs.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Negro Monikers

What I dislike most Brothers and Sisters is that they keep calling each other "brother" or even worse: "bro". They probably do this because they suspect every negro they meet can possibly be a relative, given the life of debauchery and sin led by their "mommas". That'z fa sho.

[Nobar King]

Re: Negro Monikers

I'm always wondering, "Who is Fasho?"

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Negro Monikers

What difference is it to any of you what other people name their children, or if adults choose to change their names?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Negro Monikers

What difference is it to any of you what other people name their children, or if adults choose to change their names?

Because it is silly for grown adults to call their children after some long gone bronze age culture whose major achievement was goat herding. Those cultures are gone for a reason, they failed. Now you can live the rest of your life in some moldy history book or live in the 21st Century like we Christians do.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Negro Monikers

They always choose silly names anyway!

These all sound like flushing Toilets or something:

Latisha
Latoya
LaTrine
Shatinkqua
Laytwinkka
Townhouserentah (I made that one up).

Adderall
Clonidine
Ifentra
Imitrex
Levaquin
Lotrel
Zylan
Tessalon
Septra
Remeron
Motrin

Nigra are always naming their niglets after medicines. They think that such names will keep them healthy. It's ignorant superstition at it's best. What they need to do is start praying for good health more often and maybe they wouldn't have to rely on superstitious nonsense.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Negro Monikers

Some negro monikers have gone by the wayside. Just last week, I was told not to use the term 'porch monkey' anymore. That's considered racist now, thanks to Bill Clinton.

[Nobar King]

Re: Negro Monikers

It makes me feel a bit uncomfortable, too.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Negro Monikers

These are some words I heard the nigras in Fresno use in reference to each other:

C dog
Hobag
Nizzle
Hambone
Tiny D
B Dizzle
Crunkster
Doozy
Stank Ho
Pizzimp
Paycheck
Black Hole
Nizzpimp
Daddymama
Bizznitch

I have no idea what any of them mean and I hope I never do!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Negro Monikers

When I was growing up, they were all either "Amos" or "Andy."

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Negro Monikers

When I was growing up, they were all either "Amos" or "Andy."

I was trying to recall what were the names of the blacks I grew up with but I can't recall ever seeing any blacks in Butler, Pennsylvania.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Negro Monikers

When I was growing up, they were all either "Amos" or "Andy."

Don't forget Rochester.

Jack Benny, 39 forever!

[Nobar King]

Re: Negro Monikers

I was trying to recall what were the names of the blacks I grew up with but I can't recall ever seeing any blacks in Butler, Pennsylvania.

Is that near Bucks county?