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  • #181
    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    Most of the hard-core punk rock music that my son listened to before his timely suicide is garbage. However, a positive message can be found here and there if you look for it. Some recommended tracks for Christian™ teens:

    Bad Brains - "Don't Blow Bubbles"
    "Jah" didn't create AIDS any more than did Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny, but this song affirms the virtues of God's cleaning agent in an urgent yet upbeat way. Required listening for rebellious young homers!

    Aryan Disgrace - "Faggot In The Family"
    See above. The music is still a bit crude and screamy for my tastes (I much prefer the wholesome croon of Bing Crosby or the Gaede twins) but the lyrics deal earnestly with the anguish any Christian feels upon discovering that the sin of homerism has tainted his bloodline.

    SOD - "Speak English Or Die"
    The title says it all, no? A great tune to blast when (legally) mowing down wetbacks at the Rio Grande.

    Minor Threat - "Guily Of Being Saved"
    Was that the title? I can't remember—it was either "saved" or a close synonym.

    That about covers it, I think. If there's anything else of value to be found within the genre, I haven't heard it, nor do I much care to.
    I'd not heard of Aryan Disgrace, but I'm quite surprised that you'd forget these Godly Young Republicans:

    Why, it even came out on the NRA label!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #182
      Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

      What snazzy raincoats! Most bands would throw a hissy fit rather than perform in bad weather—not those guys, by the look of it. They must be Warmed From Within by Jesus!
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      • #183
        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        I'd not heard of Aryan Disgrace, but I'm quite surprised that you'd forget these Godly Young Republicans:

        Why, it even came out on the NRA label!
        ku klux klan.

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        • #184
          Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

          sentence fragment.
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          • #185
            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

            Ku Klux Klan.....playing pop music?

            Good grief, the world must be ending.
            "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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            • #186
              Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

              Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
              Ku Klux Klan.....playing pop music?

              Good grief, the world must be ending.
              They're dressed as Teutonic Knights, not Klansmen.

              Really, now.

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              • #187
                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                Ku Klux Klan.....playing pop music?

                Good grief, the world must be ending.
                Excellent observation Sister. I'm glad you are here.

                Have you accepted JESUS as your Saviour? Have you begun a generous tithing plan to GOD's Favorite Church?

                If not, please do so immediately. Your very life depends on it!

                With Lve, Sister Thumper
                Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 04-04-2007, 05:35 PM.
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                • #188
                  Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                  Oh GLORY!

                  I was cleaning out Tater's room today and came across THIS!

                  It's been years since I've heard it. I had almost forgotten about it. What a treasure and a pleasure to come across it again.

                  Let me know if you'd like a copy Brothers and Sisters!

                  (That's some hairdo on that Sister. I might have to try that out on Sister Lateefah sometime)

                  Lve, Sister Thumper
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                  • #189
                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                    Hey people. That music seems pretty snazzy.
                    Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 04-06-2007, 04:29 PM. Reason: minor spelling mistakes

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                    • #190
                      Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                      How about the KKK took my baby away - The Ramones classic song!

                      Anything by ACDC, Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper and the crazy world of arthur brown brilliant!

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                      • #191
                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                        Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
                        How about the KKK took my baby away - The Ramones classic song!

                        Anything by ACDC, Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper and the crazy world of arthur brown brilliant!
                        Bozo, how exactly would any of that be True Christian™ music?

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                        • #192
                          Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          PRAISE! GLORY!!

                          I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian(tm) music recommendations.

                          Here are but a few of mine:







                          Brother's and Sister's please feel free to add your favorites for everyone's listening pleasure.

                          Delighted, Sister Thumper

                          Heaven's choo-choo? Would that be Jesus' babymaker?
                          Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-12-2007, 12:35 PM.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • #193
                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                            Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                            Heaven's choo-choo? Would that be Jesus' babymaker?
                            No, judging by the daughter's grimace of delight, I believe that would be Mr Crawford's babymaker!

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                            • #194
                              Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                              None of this is on Guitar Hero I or II. Therefore it is crap.

                              "I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination; I believe in life, words, and motivations."

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                              • #195
                                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                Originally posted by Bernal View Post
                                None of this is on Guitar Hero I or II. Therefore it is crap.

                                I'm not Christian, but A-freaking-men. Guitar Hero = pure ownage. *highfives*

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