[Homertard]

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

JOHHNY CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

Oh dear. I was going to bump this thread so the new batch of Hellbound sinners could familiarize themselves with what really is good Christian music. But I see the demon seed children have already tainted this one.

JESUS weeps and so do I.

Disheartened, Sister Thumper

P/S: Please new members. Read this thread but only the beginning pages.

Looking back, it seems even those were tainted by morons and heathens. There were people trying to claim that Jesus was some kind of nigra-joo-ayrab-martian thing (and probably a queer to boot) just because his mom didn't live in Pennsylvania.

Here's a riddle for them: when you bake a cake in an oven, does it come out tasting like an oven or a cake?

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

JOHHNY CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you din't! Johnny Cash be worse than them othah debbil music folks people had been postin' up in here, because at least with thems, you could tell they was debbil musics. Johnny Cash had been frontin' to act like he had been a Christian when he had really been servin' the debbil the whole time up in there. I praise the Lord that him and his wife be burnin' in Hell now. I know thass right.

[Homertard]

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He was a brilliant guitarist. The man was brilliant at country rock.

[Homertard]

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You arn't making a bit of sense. How was he following Satan? Explain please.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

You arn't making a bit of sense. How was he following Satan? Explain please.

Didchoo click on that link in my post? It tell you all about his depravities and fellowships with satanical homers.

[Homertard]

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What do you go for in music, "Sista?"

Only, that Rick Rubin helped with it, which is good. That man gets things done.

[Homertard]

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What do you go for in music, "Sista"

Danzig eh? He is from a death metal band known as Dangiz. So? It's only Glenn, he's just a musicain, who has the same vocal style as me.

[Homertard]

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

Yeah, I have heard of Danzig

[Sista Lateefah]

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What do you go for in music, "Sista"

I mostly listens to Matlock's gospel songs. I loves me some Matlock! Praise!

[Homertard]

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Nooo, I mean, what do you look for? Lyrics? Drum beats? Vocals? Guitaring? Key boards? That stuff.

You should listen to Dream Theater, a progressive band who have created some amazing sounds. They are brilliant, and make music seem an art. They even named a song after God.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Nooo, I mean, what do you look for? Lyrics? Drum beats? Vocals? Guitaring? Key boards? That stuff.

I check to see if it be Biblical, and if my husband approve of it. That be about all that mattah to me.

You should listen to Dream Theater, a progressive band who have created some amazing sounds. They are brilliant, and make music seem an art. They even named a song after God.

Considerin' that all the musics you has posted about so far has been debbil music, I think I's gonna pass.

[Homertard]

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

Oh. Well, as a Musican, I should say, there is more to it than lyrics.

Your choice. Shame, as they are very talented.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You should listen to Dream Theater, a progressive band who have created some amazing sounds. They are brilliant, and make music seem an art. They even named a song after God.

*Makes an addition to 'bands not to listen to' list.*

[Homertard]

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*Tuts*

Come rachel, we should not be at war.