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  • #241
    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    No, i'm happy with my birth date. The golden years? What golden years? If I can hear them on the radio, it's fine for me. Angry? at what? I have probaly one of the best lifestyles in the world.
    How many times a month do you leave the house?
    No life? haha, right, keep telling yourself that. Led Zep arn't santic, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard you say.
    Then why did they put a subliminal backwards dedication to "their sweet Satan" in their music?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #242
      Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

      Everyday. I'm either dealing with customers, hunting, attending school, or just out in general. I don't like being inside.

      Eh? Thats in stairway to heaven, right? geeezh. one band makes a turn of the centary, and I detect someone is annoyed at their succss?

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      • #243
        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
        Eh? Thats in stairway to heaven, right? geeezh. one band makes a turn of the centary, and I detect someone is annoyed at their succss?
        And I detect someone has either been at the scrumpy, or else has been growing some very naughty weeds out in the back field. Nothing else would explain the post above.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #244
          Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

          I see. I think I'm going to carry on listening to rock music.

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          • #245
            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

            May I introduce to you all, a fellow Floridian, Mr. John R. Butler


            John R. Butler is a Southwest Florida musician/singer/songwriter/forward-slash user. Gross Exaggeration Monthly magazine called him "perhaps the most important songsmith of his--and any other--generation."

            Butler has played on stages before thousands of audience members all over the country...just before having been ejected by security, in order that the scheduled acts could get started.

            Butler's 13-year-old dog Robbie travels with him throughout the U.S., basically because he has no other choice. Butler loves puppies, sunsets, sharing and caring and all that other romantic crap.

            His breakthrough song, "The Hand of the Almighty" has been played on radio stations throughout the country and has become an underground hit among progressive clergy, divinity students and church janitors.

            Listen as he praises: Hand of the Almighty
            Once I was lost, but now I have a GPS.

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            • #246
              Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

              Originally posted by Rumpleforeskin View Post
              May I introduce to you all, a fellow Floridian, Mr. John R. Butler


              John R. Butler is a Southwest Florida musician/singer/songwriter/forward-slash user. Gross Exaggeration Monthly magazine called him "perhaps the most important songsmith of his--and any other--generation."

              Butler has played on stages before thousands of audience members all over the country...just before having been ejected by security, in order that the scheduled acts could get started.

              Butler's 13-year-old dog Robbie travels with him throughout the U.S., basically because he has no other choice. Butler loves puppies, sunsets, sharing and caring and all that other romantic crap.

              His breakthrough song, "The Hand of the Almighty" has been played on radio stations throughout the country and has become an underground hit among progressive clergy, divinity students and church janitors.

              Listen as he praises: Hand of the Almighty
              Sir, thank you, but any record album with one of those "parents advisory" stickers on them are off limits for any True Christian.

              I've been enjoying Perry Como lately, despite the fact that he was a damned mary worshiper. He could whip out quite the jungle rythm when called upon, I can tell you!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #247
                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                Christian music puts gas to my car hahahaha
                Buenos Noches, want to buy some of my chicklets?

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                • #248
                  Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                  Originally posted by xxsuicidekittenxx View Post
                  Christian music puts gas to my car hahahaha
                  No, Godly American soldiers slaughtering ragheads for Christ put gas in your car, my special needs friend.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #249
                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Sir, thank you, but any record album with one of those "parents advisory" stickers on them are off limits for any True Christian.
                    Does that go for books too?

                    Once I was lost, but now I have a GPS.

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                    • #250
                      Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      Oh GLORY!

                      I was cleaning out Tater's room today and came across THIS!

                      It's been years since I've heard it. I had almost forgotten about it. What a treasure and a pleasure to come across it again.

                      Let me know if you'd like a copy Brothers and Sisters!

                      (That's some hairdo on that Sister. I might have to try that out on Sister Lateefah sometime)

                      Lve, Sister Thumper
                      are they called the McHeathens?
                      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                      • #251
                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                        Originally posted by Rumpleforeskin View Post
                        Does that go for books too?

                        Obviously it was stuck on there by some liberals for a cheap laugh. The mockery they make of the Bible is shameful
                        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                        • #252
                          Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                          Look at this one. I think it was a really great come back, considering I didn't like their 90's career.

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                          • #253
                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                            Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                            Look at this one. I think it was a really great come back, considering I didn't like their 90's career.
                            Is this the same Slayer who you bone-headedly insist aren't Satanic (or "santic", as you put it)? Either way, that looks like an awful waste of a lot of good chocolate sauce. Just imagine the cakes that Sister Thumper could have topped with all that chocolate sauce if your long-haired friends hadn't decided to use it for their naughty pranks?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #254
                              Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                              Finally, some "Rap" music that Jesus would like!

                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #255
                                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                Friends,

                                I bring you the timeless sound of "The Braillettes" struck blind that they may not witness the perfidy of worldly things yet in their hearts praising The Lord.

                                I'm reminded of "And I will bring distress upon men, that they shall walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the LORD: and their blood shall be poured out as dust, and their flesh as the dung." Zep:1:17:

                                These fine young maidens await the second miraculous touch of the Hand of The Lord and, stoically bear no ill will - I refer you to the third track from the bottom - "That's What He Did for Me".

                                For the unsaved out there, think, I beg you for your soul's sake, to think what The Lord God Almighty can do for you if you only accept him fully, wholly, Holy, into your hearts.
                                Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 04-11-2008, 01:25 AM.
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                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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