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  • #61
    Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
    Your assumptions are sure to land you in hell, boy. We'll hear no more of your "nigra-christ" theory, understood?
    I didn't say He was a negro, I said He was probably of Middle Eastern appearance.

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    • #62
      Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

      Originally posted by Fish View Post
      God created mankind in His image. Not just whites. All of mankind. Jesus is God and was born into a Jewish community, I can say with almost certainty that He would have had Jewish features. Unless He was an albino or had redish-ginger hair. But the Bible makes no mention of that nor does any other document so we can assume He had dark skin and hair.
      What a moron.
      So if I would have been born into a nigra community instead of a good white one, I would be a nigra?
      Even though my parents are white!
      Is this what's known as sickular logic?

      Jesus knows I'm not very impressed by it..
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #63
        Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        What a moron.
        So if I would have been born into a nigra community instead of a good white one, I would be a nigra?
        Even though my parents are white!
        Is this what's known as sickular logic?

        Jesus knows I'm not very impressed by it..
        Please tell me your logic isnt serious. If I was born to a negro mother with only her DNA then would I come out white?

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        • #64
          Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

          I don't know. JESUS was born with NONE of Mary's "DNA", whatever that is, and is pure white.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #65
            Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            I don't know. JESUS was born with NONE of Mary's "DNA", whatever that is, and is pure white.
            Dear Pastor, care to tell us what you are basing that assumption on?

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            • #66
              Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

              Originally posted by Fish View Post
              Please tell me your logic isnt serious. If I was born to a negro mother with only her DNA then would I come out white?
              Blithering, oafish man-whoore! Even if God chose to (heaven forbid) plant His seed into a female nigra, Jesus would still have been born as white as driven snow. The race of the mother, or vessel, makes no difference what-so-ever! Jesus is of God...Jesus IS GOD...JESUS IS WHITE!! End of discussion!

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              • #67
                Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                Yes. On the Bible. Luke 1:35.

                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • #68
                  Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  Yes, better give this homer the Word in child version..
                  He's too dumb to understand it without the childish illustrations anyways.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • #69
                    Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                    Yes, better give this homer the Word in child version..
                    He's too dumb to understand it without the childish illustrations anyways.
                    You are correct, Brother. We can thank the Reverend Brendan Smith for producing this GODLY series which, by the way, has won kudos from CATHOLICS for it's beauty, accuracy and SIMPLICITY.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #70
                      Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      Please tell me your logic isnt serious. If I was born to a negro mother with only her DNA then would I come out white?
                      Goodness gracious, Fish, are you that slow? We've explained repeatedly that this "DNA" thing is just a secular myth dreamed up to prop up the Darwinist monkey cult, and yet you still don't get it. The following Scripture passage decisively disproves your false dogma of DNA:

                      Gen. 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
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                      • #71
                        Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                        Bad Religion are a good band, in fact they're ****ing amazing.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                          Originally posted by Punk View Post
                          Bad Religion are a good band, in fact they're ****ing amazing.
                          There is no Bad Religion in Landover:

                          Daniel 3:15
                          Now if ye be ready that at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the image which I have made; well: but if ye worship not, ye shall be cast the same hour into the midst of a burning fiery furnace; and who is that God that shall deliver you out of my hands?

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • #73
                            Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                            Originally posted by Punk View Post
                            Bad Religion are a good band, in fact they're ****ing amazing.
                            What are they, mooslems? Please, this thread is for sharing information regarding True Christian™ music, NOT the paedophiliac idols of towelheaded teens.
                            True Christians are Perfect!

                            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                              Mooslems?! Atheist mate. They bloody good, talented guitarist and the lead singer has an amazing voice, lyrics are also amazing.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                                Originally posted by Punk View Post
                                Mooslems?! Atheist mate. They bloody good, talented guitarist and the lead singer has an amazing voice, lyrics are also amazing.
                                Atheist music, eh? Ha! What is so "amazing" about music which consists of nothing but the morbid silence of unbelievers?

                                No doubt the awful Yoko Ono has something to with it - she was always one for that sort of artsy-fartsy twaddle.
                                True Christians are Perfect!

                                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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