Pastors of LBC!!

[TwinkBoy]

Well loves this "girl" is just worn out for tonight BUT I do have one other thing on my mind and I'm addressing it to the pastors or powers that be here at the illustrious and stupendous LBC. SOooo here it is........

Dear Pastor people of LBC...when are you going to allow me to have a profile, loves? Oh come on, loves, don't be such sticks in the mud. I PROMISE I'll be good and I won't put up anything "sinful" on my profile. Trust me....really.....loves.

Yawn....

nighty night my LBC bible thumpers..............

Love YOUR TwinkBoy

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Pastors of LBC!!

Well loves this "girl" is just worn out for tonight BUT I do have one other thing on my mind and I'm addressing it to the pastors or powers that be here at the illustrious and stupendous LBC. SOooo here it is........

Dear Pastor people of LBC...when are you going to allow me to have a profile, loves? Oh come on, loves, don't be such sticks in the mud. I PROMISE I'll be good and I won't put up anything "sinful" on my profile. Trust me....really.....loves.

Yawn....

nighty night my LBC bible thumpers..............

Love YOUR TwinkBoy

First things first, lose the psychedelic drugs. After that, who can say -- God's time is indeed not our time. When it is time for you to move beyond your current standing, the Lord Jesus will alert a pastor and your status will be changed! Until Jesus is ready to accept you, however, not much can be done. I suggest that you get right with the Lord (via a healthy tithing plan) and do your best to glorify Him and act in a Godly manner. When Jesus is ready, you will know.

[lilith]

Re: Pastors of LBC!!

First things first, lose the psychedelic drugs. After that, who can say -- God's time is indeed not our time. When it is time for you to move beyond your current standing, the Lord Jesus will alert a pastor and your status will be changed! Until Jesus is ready to accept you, however, not much can be done. I suggest that you get right with the Lord (via a healthy tithing plan) and do your best to glorify Him and act in a Godly manner. When Jesus is ready, you will know.

He's got drugs??

Yoohoo,Twinky sweetie!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I'm sure you have more mushrooms growing under your own armpits than Fink could possibly deal with. Shoo!

[lilith]

Re: Pastors of LBC!!

I'm sure you have more mushrooms growing under your own armpits than Fink could possibly deal with. Shoo!

If I DID have armpit mushrooms even that'd be preferable to your little complaint...so did they find an antibiotic that works on tinea of the unmentionables yet then?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pastors of LBC!!

Well loves this "girl" is just worn out for tonight BUT I do have one other thing on my mind and I'm addressing it to the pastors or powers that be here at the illustrious and stupendous LBC. SOooo here it is........

Dear Pastor people of LBC...when are you going to allow me to have a profile, loves? Oh come on, loves, don't be such sticks in the mud. I PROMISE I'll be good and I won't put up anything "sinful" on my profile. Trust me....really.....loves.

Yawn....

nighty night my LBC bible thumpers..............

Love YOUR TwinkBoy

We are not the one you have to ask incubus. Jesus is the one who will grant such things and He is immune to your blandishments. It will take you more than prancing arround in a corset to catch The Lord's eye. PRAISE!

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Pastors of LBC!!

We are not the one you have to ask incubus. Jesus is the one who will grant such things and He is immune to your blandishments. It will take you more than prancing arround in a corset to catch The Lord's eye. PRAISE!

You'll probably just have to go completely nude to get him to notice you. But I guess he watches you in the shower anyway, so that just defeats the purpose. Try burning down a church. That'll get him to recognize you.

[Brother Love]

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You'll probably just have to go completely nude to get him to notice you. But I guess he watches you in the shower anyway, so that just defeats the purpose. Try burning down a church. That'll get him to recognize you.

Running around nude (which is a SIN by the way) will get you noticed by Satan. BUT, it will also bring you the full WRATH OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Try burning down a church. That'll get him to recognize you.

Try that around here and it'll be your final act on this earth, homer. Our security boys have a perfect track record of stopping trouble before it starts. And around Freehold, no one asks questions, Praise Jesus.

[Brother Love]

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Try that around here and it'll be your final act on this earth, homer. Our security boys have a perfect track record of stopping trouble before it starts. And around Freehold, no one asks questions, Praise Jesus.

Pastor Zeke if you need to borrow my two "Deacons" (Brother Cleaner and Brother Undertaker) just let me know. They can put this Myers fella "on ice" for ya real quick if you know what I mean. They both do a really good job at making that HELL TRAIN speed up and pick up it's "passengers" before their scheduled ticket time.