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  • Unsaved and Loving It
    Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 308

    #211
    Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I guess "the force" isn't exactly "with you" today boy. Gabba gabba Hey?

    Jesus allows True Christians to edit with ease. Won't you join us?
    Bah. Why bother with editing posts? Just make another one! It's just as easy, and adds to your post count. Although, some of the pastors might get narky about wasting their Holy Bandwidth. Ah well. That's what flood control does to people. Gets us impatient and grumpy.

    Although, I'm yet to see another other forum that has a flood control of 3 minutes, and I've been on some of the worst on the internet. On the forums I run, I never set it to more than one minute. Bravo. You guys have made an internet record.
    Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #212
      Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

      Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
      Although, I'm yet to see another other forum that has a flood control of 3 minutes, and I've been on some of the worst on the internet. On the forums I run, I never set it to more than one minute. Bravo. You guys have made an internet record.
      You've seen the huttboy. Would you really want him to be able to spill out more inanity every 60 seconds? I thought not.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • nikilds
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 164

        #213
        Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

        Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
        Bah. Why bother with editing posts?

        Although, I'm yet to see another other forum that has a flood control of 3 minutes, and I've been on some of the worst on the internet. On the forums I run, I never set it to more than one minute. Bravo. You guys have made an internet record.
        I bother to edit posts as a courtesy to other people on forums. So they may better understand my thoughts.

        Why care so much about this flood control? God's flood lasted for 40 days and 40 nights. Be thankful yours isnt that long.

        Praise Jesus!!
        Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
        Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #214
          Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

          Originally posted by nikilds View Post
          I bother to edit posts as a courtesy to other people on forums. So they may better understand my thoughts.

          Why care so much about this flood control? God's flood lasted for 40 days and 40 nights. Be thankful yours isnt that long.

          Praise Jesus!!
          Indeed Sister Nikilds, it is this instant gratification Ritalin generation that is hell bent on spewing forth the devil's diarrhea that would complain of such matters. Jesus is a stern taskmaster, but a closed mouth gathers no foot.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #215
            Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

            Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
            On the forums I run, I never set it to more than one minute. Bravo. You guys have made an internet record.
            Well, Jesus has different standards for His favorite Church and your "Diddling Pre-teen Boys" forum.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Virginia Day Templeton
              Christ's Battle Axe
               
              • Dec 2006
              • 2827

              #216
              Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

              Originally posted by GothicDragon View Post
              besides, without women, there would be no guys in the world. where do you think that you came from? ever heard of the phrase "mom"? it means that A WOMAN gave birth to you. you CAME OUT of her. how does that make her less than you? NO! it does not!
              I came out of the shower this morning after I was done washing myself. Does that mean the shower is my spiritual, physical, and intellectual equal?

              If there were no women in the world, there would be no abortions. No lesbians. No feminazism. NO ORIGINAL SIN. Can you imagine? Everyone would be automatically Saved, no one would die... there'd be no need for Hell. What a wonderful world that would be. But alas, Adam just didn't cotton to the thought of procreating with the animals, and so mankind is stuck with us. Sorry, boys.
              Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 06-20-2007, 01:51 AM.
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              • GothicDragon
                Man hating Thespian Unsaved Trash
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • May 2007
                • 64

                #217
                Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                I came out of the shower this morning after I was done washing myself. Does that mean the shower is my spiritual, physical, and intellectual equal?
                did the shower give birth to you after carrying you for 9 months?!

                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                If there were no women in the world, there would be no abortions. No lesbians. No feminazism. NO ORIGINAL SIN.
                NO PEOPLE either. Although...that might not be a bad thing, I mean consider what we; as humans, have done to poor Mother Earth in the years since the industrial revolution.

                We have:
                1)destroyed her forests,
                2)killed her animals for no reason other than the sick pleasure of seeing another living thing being hurt and killed
                3)polluted her waters and oceans; some bodies of water are so polluted that they can no longer sustain life
                4)the US has almost entirely depleted the Ogilala Aquifer, (all on your own, congrats. )
                5)the polar ice caps are melting,
                6)the greenhouse gases are destroying her atmosphere,
                7)the Ozone Layer is being destroyed,

                you are right, humans should just go extinct, it would be better for everyone.


                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                Can you imagine? Everyone would be automatically Saved, no one would die... there'd be no need for Hell. What a wonderful world that would be. But alas, Adam just didn't cotton to the thought of procreating with the animals, and so mankind is stuck with us. Sorry, boys.
                wait...I'm confused.....are you saying that if there were no humans on the earth then there would be no hell? ... what about the people already in hell, would they be saved by default?

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                • Virginia Day Templeton
                  Christ's Battle Axe
                   
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2827

                  #218
                  Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

                  Have you heard of this thing called the Bible?
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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #219
                    Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

                    Originally posted by GothicDragon View Post
                    NO PEOPLE either. Although...that might not be a bad thing, I mean consider what we; as humans, have done to poor Mother Earth in the years since the industrial revolution.

                    We have:
                    1)destroyed her forests,
                    2)killed her animals for no reason other than the sick pleasure of seeing another living thing being hurt and killed
                    3)polluted her waters and oceans; some bodies of water are so polluted that they can no longer sustain life
                    4)the US has almost entirely depleted the Ogilala Aquifer, (all on your own, congrats. )
                    5)the polar ice caps are melting,
                    6)the greenhouse gases are destroying her atmosphere,
                    7)the Ozone Layer is being destroyed,
                    Wow. What more proof of God's favour do you need? But I couldn't help noticing you missed out the Indonesian Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina, both of which were the direct result of human gayness.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #220
                      Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Wow. What more proof of God's favour do you need? But I couldn't help noticing you missed out the Indonesian Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina, both of which were the direct result of human gayness.

                      Hurricanes are the result of collisions between air masses of differing temperature and pressure levels and tsuanmis are the result of undersea earthquakes. They have nothing to do with who's boffing whom.
                      Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-21-2007, 07:12 PM.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #221
                        Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        Hurricanes are the result of collisions between air masses of differing temperature and pressure levels and tsuanmis are the result of undersea earthquakes. They have nothing to do with who's boffing whom.
                        Friend, have you ever heard of Occam's Razor?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #222
                          Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Friend, have you ever heard of Occam's Razor?

                          Of course. All other things being equal, the simplest sensible solution/explanation is the best. God destroying the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans because of lewd behavior in the French Quarter (which sustained almost no damage), while it is an explanation that shows evidence of simple-midedness, is not a sensible explanation.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #223
                            Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

                            Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                            Of course. All other things being equal, the simplest sensible solution/explanation is the best. God destroying the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans because of lewd behavior in the French Quarter (which sustained almost no damage), while it is an explanation that shows evidence of simple-midedness, is not a sensible explanation.
                            So you agree that, when we come to the Tsunami, God is a simpler explanation than an underwater earthquake?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #224
                              Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              So you agree that, when we come to the Tsunami, God is a simpler explanation than an underwater earthquake?

                              God is a simpler-minded explanation, but not a sensible one.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #225
                                Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America

                                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                God is a simpler-minded explanation, but not a sensible one.
                                I am curious of the mentality of someone who would wait three minutes to slap out such pointless one liner that just recycles what they had already posted. It suggest you are given to the kind of extraordinary patience only a mind undisturbed by a normal level mental activity can achieve. I can only assume you pass that those three minutes watching the paint on the walls fade with utter fascination.

                                Have you ever considered using that time Dances to make an actual statement? Who knows, the mental stimulation may do you some good.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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