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  • DavidJ
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2009
    • 37

    #46
    Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    Son, you can say what you like.
    We sure are real. I'm real, The Bible I have in front of me is real.
    Why don't you just take five, slow down a little and think about what you are saying?
    Okay....... your right...... I am sorry!

    Now, what is the address of your church.... Don't tell me Freehold Iowa. There is no Freehold Iowa! If it is real, then tell me where it is.

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #47
      Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

      Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
      Perhaps I can take a prayer break at the holy Landover church! Is there anyone here that will just come out and say it! LANDOVER IS NOT A REAL CHURCH!!!!!
      I doubt anyone will say that. I am a Pastor at Landover and I'm pretty sure I am as real as you are.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #48
        Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

        Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
        Okay....... your right...... I am sorry!

        Now, what is the address of your church.... Don't tell me Freehold Iowa. There is no Freehold Iowa! If it is real, then tell me where it is.
        David, you are starting to be a pain. Since you will never get inside the gates, and because we don't like the idea of outsiders hanging around, we are simply not going to tell you, just like I won't tell you where Willie Nelson lives, or where President Obama's family lives. There are many, many chunks of property in the country that have gates and say "No Trespassing". We are one of them.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • DavidJ
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2009
          • 37

          #49
          Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
          until your background check has been done, and verified.

          Go with God.
          I know what my security clearance is !

          I did a little background check my self

          I called my mom. I have to be home for dinner at 7.

          WOW!

          Defend yourself?

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          • paulr188
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2009
            • 24

            #50
            Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

            Hello Dave

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            • DavidJ
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2009
              • 37

              #51
              Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

              Hello! Did you check out that link?

              This is too funny! I am just a Christian Atheist pretending to be Christian and judging True Christians!
              Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 02-12-2009, 08:42 PM. Reason: corrected subject-verb agreement

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #52
                Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

                Such a mongering of Hate I have never seen here on our Blessed Board, from this "DavidJ"

                And now his little gay lover, Paulie, traipses in here to help him stick the shiv Straight into JESUS' heart.

                Save it for "Valentine's Day" at the Blue Oyster, you deepraved homer!s. Shoo!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #53
                  Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

                  C'mere, boy, I'm going to knock some sense into you. Maybe that's the only way you'll learn.

                  What did your parents do to fail you so badly?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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