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  • DavidJ
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2009
    • 37

    #1

    David J's Hatemongering Thread

    I will Pray for you.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22929

    #2
    Re: Over 2,500 Racial Slurs In a Month

    Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
    I will Pray for you.
    Several points arise from your 5 short words and smilie:

    • If you mean your will pray that I have the fortitude and God-Given time to complete my work, then I thank you unless,
    • Pray with an uppercase “P” means something else in which case,
    • I’m not sure that this will help you come the Rapture and
    • I’m not sure that it will help me. Also,
    • If your smilie means you won’t pray, then if prayer is an anathema to you, you are no True Christian™
    • If your prayers are other than True Christian prayers, then they will be “as chaff before the winds of the wilderness” and no more than the selfish wishes of a Catlick and/or a superstitious heathen.
    • Anyway, I am Saved™


    We here at Landover offer knowledge, enlightenment and the only pathway to The Lord; rejection of this is the rejection of God’s Gift to us.
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • DavidJ
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2009
      • 37

      #3
      Re: Over 2,500 Racial Slurs In a Month

      We here at Landover offer knowledge, enlightenment and the only pathway to The Lord; rejection of this is the rejection of God’s Gift to us.[/QUOTE]

      I am pretty sure that my pathway to the Kingdom does not go through Landover. My journey has been paid for by my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I love him and try to live my life as he would have me live it. I follow His Word as laid out in The One and Only Bible. I am Saved and it is not trade marked, it is free to anyone who claims Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior......... isn't it?

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: Over 2,500 Racial Slurs In a Month

        Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
        ....... isn't it?
        No.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • DavidJ
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2009
          • 37

          #5
          Re: Over 2,500 Racial Slurs In a Month

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          No.


          Why?

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: Over 2,500 Racial Slurs In a Month

            Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
            Why?
            Malachi 3:8-10

            3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

            3:9 Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

            3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • DavidJ
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2009
              • 37

              #7
              Re: A little lost...

              I know this invitation was to Paul, but I would love to let you know my beliefs.

              I Know that Jesus loves us all.
              I know Jesus wants us to love each other.
              I know that Jesus died for me so that I may be saved.

              What I don't know, and maybe you can help me with this is.......

              Why is it right to hate other races? They didn't choose this, God did.
              Why is it ok to beat your wife? I do not think Jesus would beat anyone.
              Why is it ok to call outsiders names when they are simply seeking information?
              Why is Brethren, Methodist, Mennonite, Presbyterian, etc, to be blasted when they follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and accept him as their Lord and Savior?
              Why do you people put a trademark symbol beside Saved and True Christian?
              Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
              Do you believe you are perfect, and if not will you go to the Kingdom?

              Again, I do not mean to offend, I am curious about your beliefs.

              I love Jesus and I have been saved!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: A little lost...

                You really have a lot of questions. Shouldn't you be doing some research?

                You also seem to like to announce that you have been saved a lot. Are you questioning your own faith?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • DavidJ
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 37

                  #9
                  Re: A little lost...

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  You really have a lot of questions. Shouldn't you be doing some research?
                  Thats why I asked the questions.

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                  • DavidJ
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 37

                    #10
                    Re: A little lost...

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

                    You also seem to like to announce that you have been saved a lot. Are you questioning your own faith?
                    You folks have asked me that a lot today, thats why I post that. I am VERY FIRM in my faith and in MY LOVE for Jesus!

                    I LOVE JESUS!

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                    • DavidJ
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 37

                      #11
                      Re: A little lost...

                      Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
                      I know this invitation was to Paul, but I would love to let you know my beliefs.

                      I Know that Jesus loves us all.
                      I know Jesus wants us to love each other.
                      I know that Jesus died for me so that I may be saved.

                      What I don't know, and maybe you can help me with this is.......

                      Why is it right to hate other races? They didn't choose this, God did.
                      Why is it ok to beat your wife? I do not think Jesus would beat anyone.
                      Why is it ok to call outsiders names when they are simply seeking information?
                      Why is Brethren, Methodist, Mennonite, Presbyterian, etc, to be blasted when they follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and accept him as their Lord and Savior?
                      Why do you people put a trademark symbol beside Saved and True Christian?
                      Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
                      Do you believe you are perfect, and if not will you go to the Kingdom?

                      Again, I do not mean to offend, I am curious about your beliefs.

                      I love Jesus and I have been saved!
                      Still waiting, thanks!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: A little lost...

                        We aren't going to do your homework for you. Use the search button and read some posts. You will learn a lot, and it will save our old arthritic fingers from having to keep typing the same answers. I'm starting to see why you chose this thread to post in...
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • DavidJ
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 37

                          #13
                          Re: Over 2,500 Racial Slurs In a Month

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Malachi 3:8-10

                          3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

                          3:9 Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

                          3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

                          Please explain how this is a good explanation as to how they cant be saved? This makes no since at all. Perhaps you should go back and read the last couple posts and answer again.... please. I really want to know.

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                          • DavidJ
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 37

                            #14
                            Re: A little lost...

                            I see no relevance to the post I am in. But anyway. Lead me to the post. Show me your ways. I would love to know! Here is your chance. Teach me!

                            Why is it right to hate other races? They didn't choose this, God did.
                            Why is it ok to beat your wife? I do not think Jesus would beat anyone.
                            Why is it ok to call outsiders names when they are simply seeking information?
                            Why is Brethren, Methodist, Mennonite, Presbyterian, etc, to be blasted when they follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and accept him as their Lord and Savior?
                            Why do you people put a trademark symbol beside Saved and True Christian?
                            Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
                            Do you believe you are perfect, and if not will you go to the Kingdom?

                            Seriously. I read some of the other post on this forum, that is why I have these questions. Please inform me. Surly they are you views and beliefs. Surly you can explain them.
                            I really want to know.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Over 2,500 Racial Slurs In a Month

                              David, why do you have so much hate in your heart?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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