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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: A little lost...

    Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
    I see no relevance to the post I am in. But anyway. Lead me to the post. Show me your ways. I would love to know! Here is your chance. Teach me!

    Why is it right to hate other races? They didn't choose this, God did.
    Why is it ok to beat your wife? I do not think Jesus would beat anyone.
    Why is it ok to call outsiders names when they are simply seeking information?
    Why is Brethren, Methodist, Mennonite, Presbyterian, etc, to be blasted when they follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and accept him as their Lord and Savior?
    Why do you people put a trademark symbol beside Saved and True Christian?
    Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
    Do you believe you are perfect, and if not will you go to the Kingdom?

    Seriously. I read some of the other post on this forum, that is why I have these questions. Please inform me. Surly they are you views and beliefs. Surly you can explain them.
    I really want to know.
    You have been provided a thread of your own to spout off in. Kindly restrict your posts there.

    I don't know if you have been referred to THIS thread, but I strongly suggest that you read it thouroughly.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: A little lost...

      You really are persistent. I am going to spend three minutes finding some threads that might answer your questions. Read them if you are really interested. We don't re-do these threads every day. OK?
      Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
      I see no relevance to the post I am in. But anyway. Lead me to the post. Show me your ways. I would love to know! Here is your chance. Teach me!

      • Why is it right to hate other races? They didn't choose this, God did. Answer: read some posts
      • Why is it ok to beat your wife? I do not think Jesus would beat anyone. spanking for good discipline
      • Why is it ok to call outsiders names when they are simply seeking information? Should we refer to them as numbers?
      • Why is Brethren, Methodist, Mennonite, Presbyterian, etc, to be blasted when they follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and accept him as their Lord and Savior? False Religions Register:
      • Why do you people put a trademark symbol beside Saved and True Christian? Landover Baptist Prevails In Trademark Dispute
      • Do you believe in Jesus Christ? What kind of stupid question is that??
      • Do you believe you are perfect, and if not will you go to the Kingdom? Another stupid question. Of course we're going to heaven.

      You can see how my responses are in blue, right?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • DavidJ
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2009
        • 37

        #18
        Re: A little lost...

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        You really are persistent. I am going to spend three minutes finding some threads that might answer your questions. Read them if you are really interested. We don't re-do these threads every day. OK?

        You can see how my responses are in blue, right?
        Can you guys help me?
        I would never be able to hit my wife. I am pretty sure Jesus never struck anybody.
        I do not hate other races. We are to love each other.
        I could not lash out at outsiders, calling them hurtful names. I am sure Jesus did not as well.
        My denomination is not on the list! Yeah! I actually agree with you on most of the one you listed!
        The trade mark? Still not answered. Did you also trade mark Saved, and Salvation?
        It seems there are many teaching of Jesus Christ that are being missed here.
        You told me you are going to make it to the Kingdom. You neglected to answer whether or not you were perfect. Are you perfect?

        Thank you very much for your answers, please follow up with me.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: A little lost...

          Jesus is perfect. I try to follow His teachings, but I don't claim to be Jesus. I'm just a Christian on a web forum, not some kind of saint.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22929

            #20
            Re: A little lost...

            Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
            Can you guys help me?
            I would never be able to hit my wife. I am pretty sure Jesus never struck anybody.
            Wrong. Matthew 21:12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,
            I do not hate other races.
            God hates their sin.
            We are to love each other.
            Lu:19:27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
            I could not lash out at outsiders, calling them hurtful names. I am sure Jesus did not as well.
            M't:3:7: But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?

            M't:12:34: O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
            M't:23:33: Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
            Lu:3:7: Then said he to the multitude that came forth to be baptized of him, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
            My denomination is not on the list! Yeah! I actually agree with you on most of the one you listed!
            A start at least.
            The trade mark? Still not answered. Did you also trade mark Saved, and Salvation?
            Landover is the only Church in the World that follows All of God’s Word. He commands that this be done – we do it – any others are a bunch of snake-oil salesmen and carpetbaggers and they are lying – they can’t save you.
            It seems there are many teaching of Jesus Christ that are being missed here.
            You are correct! However, we have a book called “The Bible King James Version”, none are missed, added to or altered in that. Yopu must look at it sometime.
            You told me you are going to make it to the Kingdom. You neglected to answer whether or not you were perfect. Are you perfect?
            Are you a Satanist? Do you recall the Temptation of Christ? In all humility, this is not a question I would answer but I will ask you, what fault is there that you see? (Supported by chapter and verse please.)



            Now, did that help?
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            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • DavidJ
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2009
              • 37

              #21
              Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

              Originally Posted by DavidJ
              Can you guys help me?
              I would never be able to hit my wife. I am pretty sure Jesus never struck anybody.
              Wrong. Matthew 21:12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,

              1) This says nothing about hitting anyone. H drove them out and knocked over a table.
              Ephesians 5:25
              Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her

              I will follow up on the others as well if you will be patient, I am very busy tonight.

              Thanks

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22929

                #22
                Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

                Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
                Matthew 21:12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, 1) This says nothing about hitting anyone. H drove them out and knocked over a table.
                Does the word “drove” appear anywhere? No. Does the word “cast” appear? Yes. To cast is to lay hands on someone and move him physically making him leave the ground – cf. casting with a rod or net.


                And I don’t know about you, but I doubt every one of those vile dove sellers was standing up; some must have been sitting on the seats when they were overturned and dove sellers don’t give up seats easily.

                I think you are letting your imagination of what you think Jesus was like run away with you. Look at the words! You have created a god in your image.
                Ephesians 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her
                We see that Christ not only is willing to be violent (It is He who will return to earth and kill millions (Rev)) but he puts His words into action to create the Church he has ordained. Thus correction of a wife, to be Godly and to be a true help (Gen.) may be required as and when.
                I will follow up on the others as well if you will be patient, I am very busy tonight.
                Save your time, as well as your soul: accept God’s Word as per KJV 1611.

                sigpic


                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • DavidJ
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 37

                  #23
                  Re: A little lost...

                  Quote:
                  The trade mark? Still not answered. Did you also trade mark Saved, and Salvation?
                  Landover is the only Church in the World that follows All of God’s Word. He commands that this be done – we do it – any others are a bunch of snake-oil salesmen and carpetbaggers and they are lying – they can’t save you.
                  Quote:


                  Any church claiming to be the only church Jesus bought with His own blood should be able to prove from the Bible they are that church of the Bible. Can the church which you are a member prove that it is the one and only church the Lord built? If you can’t then you will be laboring in vain if you stay in it. This may sound harsh. I say this with sincerity and sadness, but it will really be harsh if you are lost in eternity. We must wake up because this concerns the welfare of our souls and where we will spend eternity. People too long have ignored what the Lord has said in the Bible.
                  Are you sure you are the only Church that follows the Bible?

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: A little lost...

                    Why are you trying to deny our commitment to Jesus and the Bible?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • DavidJ
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 37

                      #25
                      Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

                      You guys WIN! Where is your Church? I am ready to attend! What are your hours of service? What is the phone number there?

                      You guys are awesome!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #26
                        Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

                        Jesus always wins, friend.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • DavidJ
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 37

                          #27
                          Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Jesus always wins, friend.
                          So, where are you located and when does service start?

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

                            Landover is in Freehold, IA. Are you near here?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • DavidJ
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 37

                              #29
                              Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

                              Not sure........ I am in Cedar Rapids. Where bouts is Freehold? When does service start on Sunday? I wanna bring my momma too.

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #30
                                Re: David J's Hatemongering Thread

                                Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
                                Originally Posted by DavidJ
                                Can you guys help me?
                                I would never be able to hit my wife. I am pretty sure Jesus never struck anybody.
                                Wrong. Matthew 21:12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,

                                1) This says nothing about hitting anyone. H drove them out and knocked over a table.
                                Wrong.

                                John 2

                                13 And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.

                                14 And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:

                                15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;

                                16 And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.
                                Do you know what a "scourge" is, or what it is used for?

                                It's for beating people or animals. He beat the animals, and He beat the people. He also cursed a fig tree for rudely not bearing Him fruit out of season.

                                Mark 11

                                13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.

                                14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.

                                ...

                                20 And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree dried up from the roots.

                                21 And Peter calling to remembrance saith unto him, Master, behold, the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away.

                                22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
                                Originally posted by DavidJ View Post
                                Not sure........ I am in Cedar Rapids. Where bouts is Freehold? When does service start on Sunday? I wanna bring my momma too.
                                Unsaved, unwelcome.

                                Only those approved by a Pastor may attend services at the church. I believe the standard application is a 1000-word essay.

                                From what you've written so far, I see no reason to believe you've ever read the Bible. Maybe you should start with Genesis.
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