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How many posts does it take to become a member, im tired of having an avatar of some guy jerking off infront of a canadian flag. I knew that canada was attractive but i didn't really think it was "THAT" attractive.
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You will become a member when you consistently post like an adult instead of a feces-flinging monkey with imbecilic one-liners or whining brat, and the Pastors decide you are worthy.Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
You're already on the edge of Quarantine. Why would the Pastors promote you when you're about to be sent there?
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Considering Peacemaker's previous post about "M-ing" I do pray this talk about Peacemaker's "member" is not more of his depravity.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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When A Member, Do As The Members Do.
It's not a question of how many posts you make, it's how many worthwhile posts you make.Originally posted by Peacekeeper View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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First, you must beg Jesus to come into your life. Then, you must show the Godly pastors here that you have two brain cells in your head to rub together(preferrably more). Only then can you be a member of God's Favorite Forums......Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)Comment
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You have an anti-Simpsons avatar, but you use the emoticon 'doh'Originally posted by OnYourKnees View PostYou will become a member when you consistently post like an adult instead of a feces-flinging monkey with imbecilic one-liners or whining brat, and the Pastors decide you are worthy.
You're already on the edge of Quarantine. Why would the Pastors promote you when you're about to be sent there?
Now try posting intelligently and earn the respect you claim to desire.
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If I'm not mistaken, it's that homer Ted Haggard in his avatar. It's not anti-simpsons. It's anti-homer!Originally posted by Appelfap. View PostYou have an anti-Simpsons avatar, but you use the emoticon 'doh'
Although I could be wrong.
But I don't think I am
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VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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Two things:Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
1- I do my begging in private, i dont have to post it on these forums. I do go to church every sunday.
2- If i had that many brain cells i would not be able to survive so that basically shows that i do have enough brain cells to rub together.Comment
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Your SIN of SELF TOUCHING and SELF ABUSE must STOP, friend!! JESUS won't put up with it! Master Bates is NOT a name written in the Lord's Book of Life but it IS written in Satan's Black Book of Harlots, Whores, and Homers!!Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"Comment
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Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
Are you so sure sonny? What degree in brain chemistry do you currently hold?"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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