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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: Staying in shape

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
    What? I didn't understand what he said. I thought he said that people have proved that there is a heaven and hell, which would be a ridiculous statement.

    Ridiculious statement?????? Why, alljkfunghsnugglebunnyjjwegrrrrr



    What do you freaking want from God?? A written invitation??? Oh that's right, it is called The Bible!!!! What more proof do youwant??????

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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729

      #32
      Re: Staying in shape

      Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
      It was a document written over 2,000 years ago and translated in 1611. My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards. You can always use scripture as your little shield, but that is not proof to me. Proof to me would be you telling me you prayed to God, asking him to set my house on fire, and that actually happened. That would be solid proof to me...
      That would be anecdotal evidence. From what you say above, you consider anecdotal evidence (me telling you I did something) proof.

      God decides whom God afflicts, not us.
      Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
      What? I didn't understand what he said. I thought he said that people have proved that there is a heaven and hell, which would be a ridiculous statement.
      He demonstrated how, in the Bible, the existence of heaven and hell is documented by Lazarus, Abraham, and the scornful rich man. Anecdotal evidence, which to you is proof.

      To us it's proof because it's anecdotal evidence in God's Word. But to you, as you stated above, it's proof if somebody says it's true.

      I was outside today, and I saw a pterodactyl land on the water tower. Then it flew away, after swooping down and stealing a VW Beetle.

      Anecdotal evidence. Are there pterodactyls stealing cars in Salem? Maybe.

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      • Appelfap.
        Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 130

        #33
        Re: Staying in shape

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        Oh. So you are gay then?
        No.


        Soccer is a well-known homer sport. The proof is
        HERE.


        That's no proof, that's funny video made by amateurs.
        And I can't hear him saying that he is gay.
        =/=

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #34
          Re: Staying in shape

          Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
          It was a document written over 2,000 years ago and translated in 1611. My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards. You can always use scripture as your little shield, but that is not proof to me. Proof to me would be you telling me you prayed to God, asking him to set my house on fire, and that actually happened. That would be solid proof to me...
          The Word of God is older than any man.
          It has only been available to men, in correct version, since 1611.
          But the Word itself is older than the Earth, so I think it is time you start respecting it.
          If you disrespect the Word, you disrespect God because the Word is God, and God is the Word.
          Understand?

          In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
          John 1:1
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Tyrone Shoelaces
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2007
            • 237

            #35
            Re: Staying in shape

            How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

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            • Jesus is Lord
              Devout seeker of the Truth™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 639

              #36
              Re: Staying in shape

              Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
              How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.
              We know because the KJV1611 was not mearly translated, GOD directed its writing. King James' scribes were mearly human pens used by GOD to write the King James Version of 1611. This makes it GOD's Perfect Word.
              The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
              Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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              • Tyrone Shoelaces
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2007
                • 237

                #37
                Re: Staying in shape

                Right, right...I forgot about that.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #38
                  Re: Staying in shape

                  Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                  How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.
                  Do you believe that God keeps His promises, or don't you?

                  Psalm 12:6-7: The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

                  If you believe that God keeps His promises, then you must believe that there is a version of the words of the Lord that He has preserved from the Psalmist's generation forever. That version, naturally, is the King James Bible. If you believe otherwise, then not only have you called Almighty God a liar, but you've also deprived yourself of any basis for believing anything at all.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1439

                    #39
                    Re: Staying in shape

                    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                    How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.
                    Actually, the only the only "editing" done to original doctrine was at the
                    Council of Nicaea in 325AD. I'll even add a link for you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea. During this council, they decided what would be used and what would not in official church doctrine.
                    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #40
                      Re: Staying in shape

                      Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                      How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.
                      I think THIS LINK will explain it all better. Its written in comic book form, so even a retard like you can understand. Praise Jesus, and thank you Brother Jack Chick.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Rev. Dr. Davidson
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                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1439

                        #41
                        Re: Staying in shape

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I think THIS LINK will explain it all better. Its written in comic book form, so even a retard like you can understand. Praise Jesus, and thank you Brother Jack Chick.
                        Informative and entertaining. Not as much as reading the actual KJV1611, but children have to start somewhere.
                        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                        • Brother Love
                          Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 403

                          #42
                          Re: Staying in shape

                          The Heathen shoe licker still doesn't get it! Brother T said, 'GO TO CHURCH." Obviously, the shoe licking SINNER is fixated on his physical body of SIN! He is blinded by the DEVIL and can't get past the physical body of SEXUAL SIN!! The shoe licker heathen truly is retarded!!
                          Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                          "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                          "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                            Scientific Advisor
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2373

                            #43
                            Re: Staying in shape

                            Whilst I realize that I am coming aboard this thread late, I just want to throw some more input into this (my apologies if another Brother or Sister has already posted this):

                            As the Bible states, Jesus is a potter and we are the clay. We are to take whatever shape He gives us!

                            Originally posted by Isaiah 64:8
                            "But now, O LORD, thou art our father; we are the clay, and
                            thou our potter; and we all are the work of thy hand."
                            Whatever shape Jesus decides to make me, I am happy with, as are all True Christians. The Lord decides what shape we are in: who are we to try to change that?
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                            • Tyrone Shoelaces
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 237

                              #44
                              Re: Staying in shape

                              Yeah, I'm going to stick with working out...thanks for all of the advice though.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #45
                                Re: Staying in shape

                                Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                                No.


                                That's no proof, that's funny video made by amateurs.
                                And I can't hear him saying that he is gay.
                                I know what you're up to: you're trying to trick us into posting a "professional" video of sodomite soccer players, aren't you? Disgusting! Friend, this website exists for the glorification of Jesus, not to provide deviants like you with twisted material to "appelfap" over!
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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