[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Staying in shape

What? I didn't understand what he said. I thought he said that people have proved that there is a heaven and hell, which would be a ridiculous statement.

Ridiculious statement?????? Why, alljkfunghsnugglebunnyjjwegrrrrr



What do you freaking want from God?? A written invitation??? Oh that's right, it is called The Bible!!!! What more proof do youwant??????

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Staying in shape

It was a document written over 2,000 years ago and translated in 1611. My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards. You can always use scripture as your little shield, but that is not proof to me. Proof to me would be you telling me you prayed to God, asking him to set my house on fire, and that actually happened. That would be solid proof to me...

That would be anecdotal evidence. From what you say above, you consider anecdotal evidence (me telling you I did something) proof.

God decides whom God afflicts, not us.

What? I didn't understand what he said. I thought he said that people have proved that there is a heaven and hell, which would be a ridiculous statement.

He demonstrated how, in the Bible, the existence of heaven and hell is documented by Lazarus, Abraham, and the scornful rich man. Anecdotal evidence, which to you is proof.

To us it's proof because it's anecdotal evidence in God's Word. But to you, as you stated above, it's proof if somebody says it's true.

I was outside today, and I saw a pterodactyl land on the water tower. Then it flew away, after swooping down and stealing a VW Beetle.

Anecdotal evidence. Are there pterodactyls stealing cars in Salem? Maybe.

[Appelfap.]

Re: Staying in shape

Oh. So you are gay then?

No.

Soccer is a well-known homer sport. The proof is

HERE.

That's no proof, that's funny video made by amateurs.
And I can't hear him saying that he is gay.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Staying in shape

It was a document written over 2,000 years ago and translated in 1611. My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards. You can always use scripture as your little shield, but that is not proof to me. Proof to me would be you telling me you prayed to God, asking him to set my house on fire, and that actually happened. That would be solid proof to me...

The Word of God is older than any man.
It has only been available to men, in correct version, since 1611.
But the Word itself is older than the Earth, so I think it is time you start respecting it.
If you disrespect the Word, you disrespect God because the Word is God, and God is the Word.
Understand?

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

We know because the KJV1611 was not mearly translated, GOD directed its writing. King James' scribes were mearly human pens used by GOD to write the King James Version of 1611. This makes it GOD's Perfect Word.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

Right, right...I forgot about that.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

Do you believe that God keeps His promises, or don't you?

Psalm 12:6-7: The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

If you believe that God keeps His promises, then you must believe that there is a version of the words of the Lord that He has preserved from the Psalmist's generation forever. That version, naturally, is the King James Bible. If you believe otherwise, then not only have you called Almighty God a liar, but you've also deprived yourself of any basis for believing anything at all.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

Actually, the only the only "editing" done to original doctrine was at the
Council of Nicaea in 325AD. I'll even add a link for you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea. During this council, they decided what would be used and what would not in official church doctrine.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

I think THIS LINK will explain it all better. Its written in comic book form, so even a retard like you can understand. Praise Jesus, and thank you Brother Jack Chick.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Staying in shape

I think THIS LINK will explain it all better. Its written in comic book form, so even a retard like you can understand. Praise Jesus, and thank you Brother Jack Chick.

Informative and entertaining. Not as much as reading the actual KJV1611, but children have to start somewhere.

[Brother Love]

Re: Staying in shape

The Heathen shoe licker still doesn't get it! Brother T said, 'GO TO CHURCH." Obviously, the shoe licking SINNER is fixated on his physical body of SIN! He is blinded by the DEVIL and can't get past the physical body of SEXUAL SIN!! The shoe licker heathen truly is retarded!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Staying in shape

Whilst I realize that I am coming aboard this thread late, I just want to throw some more input into this (my apologies if another Brother or Sister has already posted this):

As the Bible states, Jesus is a potter and we are the clay. We are to take whatever shape He gives us!

"But now, O LORD, thou art our father; we are the clay, and
thou our potter; and we all are the work of thy hand."

Whatever shape Jesus decides to make me, I am happy with, as are all True Christians. The Lord decides what shape we are in: who are we to try to change that?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

Yeah, I'm going to stick with working out...thanks for all of the advice though.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Staying in shape

No.


That's no proof, that's funny video made by amateurs.
And I can't hear him saying that he is gay.

I know what you're up to: you're trying to trick us into posting a "professional" video of sodomite soccer players, aren't you? Disgusting! Friend, this website exists for the glorification of Jesus, not to provide deviants like you with twisted material to "appelfap" over!