[Nurse Clampett]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Pastors and Jesus forgive me for posting in a thread about boxing sinners.

Hillary Clinton for being Hillary Clinton

Madalyn Murray O'Hare for being a filthy atheist

Martin Luther King Jr. for being an uppity negro and ultimately creating the L.A gangs. He also invented crack cocaine.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Despite the fact that I cannot actually punch these people, I gain solace in knowing that Lucifer is punching them.

Arthur Liman, chief counsel for the Senate Iran-Contra Affair, who persecuted the God fearing, great American Hero, Oliver North.

Nietzsche, who wrote blasphemous statements such as, “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”

J.R. Tolkien, papist and communist.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Captain Kangaroo
Mister Rogers
all the sesame street muppets.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Stephen Hawking - That stupid cripple thinks he's so smart! I'd give him "A Brief History of Getting your Butt Kicked"

Stephen Jay Gould - Just as bad as Darwin AND he was a Jew!

Any and all Kennedys, except maybe Joe Sr.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

That damned communist Franklin Roosevelt!

And I wouldn't mind giving that horse-faced wife of his a good sock, either!

They RUINED America!

[Brother V]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)

The south will rise again.

But then the north will go put them back down where they belong; just like last time.

Sherman pillaging? That would imply that there was something in the south worth taking.

At the start of the Civil war, Atlanta had a population of under 10k. It was the 99th largest city in the U.S. It was the 12th largest in the south. Sherman burned an evacuated city, that wasn't worth anything anyway.

Lincoln can be punched for being a possible homer. Robert E Lee for being a loser, but Sherman is a winner! The only thing he did wrong was he didn't sow the ground with salt as he was marching to the sea!

YIC
V

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Lincoln can be punched for being a possible homer. Robert E Lee for being a loser, but Sherman is a winner! The only thing he did wrong was he didn't sow the ground with salt as he was marching to the sea!

YIC
V

Well Sherman didn't enslave the women and children like Jesus wants done to a defeated people. That alone should earn General Sherman a stern rebuking. Christ grants Sherman a glorious victory over the South and that how Sherman repay Christ?

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Here's who I would like to punch;

1. Mel Gibson, for being a drunken Catholic.
2. George Carlin, for making fun of Jesus.
3. Bill Clinton, for causing every single problem in the world.

[Nobar King]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Michael Hutchins.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Hmm, punch anyone from history?

Let me think about that . . .

• Muhamhead, for creating the terrorist cult known as Islam;
• FDR, for introducing Creeping Socialism to the US; and
• Dr. Y. Takasaki of the Agency of Industrial Science and Technology of Japan's Ministry of International Trade and Industry, for making economically feasible in the late 1960s the process through which high-fructose corn syrup, one of the great poisons thrust upon innocent American consumers, is made.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

The south will rise again.

Quite possibly my good Brother.

But then the north will go put them back down where they belong; just like last time.

The north has become full of Lie-berals, homers, and emos. They won't put up much of a fight.

Sherman pillaging? That would imply that there was something in the south worth taking.

Our land, our crops, our cattle, our slaves, and our women.

At the start of the Civil war, Atlanta had a population of under 10k. It was the 99th largest city in the U.S. It was the 12th largest in the south. Sherman burned an evacuated city, that wasn't worth anything anyway.

Sherman also burned Columbia, South Carolina as well as numerous smaller towns on his march.

Lincoln can be punched for being a possible homer.

He certainly LOOKED like a homer. It's obvious he didn't beat his wife enough. She went insane. Proper beatings would have prevented that.

Robert E Lee for being a loser

Agreed Brother, agreed.

but Sherman is a winner! The only thing he did wrong was he didn't sow the ground with salt as he was marching to the sea!

Was Sherman a True Christian? If not he's burning in Hell! That's not much of a winner!

YIC
V

Yours in Christalso my Brother.
Brother Lazarus

[JennyD]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Our land, our crops, our cattle, our slaves, and our women.

As he said, something worth pillaging.

Sherman also burned Columbia, South Carolina as well as numerous smaller towns on his march.

Even smaller than Atlanta? Goodness, Landover's Main Sanctuary holds more people than the entire population of Atlanta during the Civil War!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

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[Nurse Clampett]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

It fills me with righteous Christian glee to think of how Oscar Wilde was used in prison while serving his sentence for sodomy.

[Max Bayes]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Darwin, Dawkins and Douglas Adams. Do they not know that literature is for God, not sinners?