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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #136
    Re: The Question Thread

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    Hypothetically speaking, would it be okay for me to date a woman who is not a True Christian™, but has very lovely hair?
    Does her hair (and face) change dramatically every few days?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #137
        Re: The Question Thread

        What if I'm not sure?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #138
            Re: The Question Thread

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            What if I'm not sure?
            How can you find out for sure? Does the rug match the drapes?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #139
                Re: The Question Thread

                What are you talking about???

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                  • Miss April
                    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 685
                    #140
                    Re: The Question Thread

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Would you like to contact me privately? Perhaps you would feel more comfortable discussing things confidentially?

                    Can you find my email link at the bottom of my signature?
                    Yes Sir i whould feel more Comfortable Talking with you that way But someone Hacked my E-mall and Change the Password I don't know what to do Can you please help me Pastor Ezekiel?

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #141
                        Re: The Question Thread

                        Who would commit such a heinous crime against so fair a lady?

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                          • Miss April
                            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 685
                            #142
                            Re: The Question Thread

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Who would commit such a heinous crime against so fair a lady?
                            I really don't know But i wish i did so could report them To Yahoo and Aol and Msn They hacked all of them i just don't Unstand who whould do this to me

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #143
                                Re: The Question Thread

                                Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                                Yes Sir i whould feel more Comfortable Talking with you that way But someone Hacked my E-mall and Change the Password I don't know what to do Can you please help me Pastor Ezekiel?
                                Can you make a new email account and close your old one?

                                And can you PLEASE, for CHRIST'S SAKE, remember to post in QUESTION FORM ONLY in this thread?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #144
                                    Re: The Question Thread

                                    Why are you so rude, she's only a simple-minded woman?

                                      Comment

                                      • FoundGirlJNB
                                        Found Sheep
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 351
                                        #145
                                        Re: The Question Thread

                                        Is this thread still going despite derailing attempts?
                                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #146
                                            Re: The Question Thread

                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                            Why are you so rude, she's only a simple-minded woman?
                                            How many times do I need to remind her? Doesn't a studly True Christian(tm) pastor have better things to do?
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                              Comment

                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #147
                                                Re: The Question Thread

                                                Can anything stop a determined True Christian(tm)?

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                                                  • FoundGirlJNB
                                                    Found Sheep
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 351
                                                    #148
                                                    Re: The Question Thread

                                                    Should a True Christian not make it their priority to not drive our favorite, studly pastor to drink?
                                                    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                                      • Miss April
                                                        Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 685
                                                        #149
                                                        Re: The Question Thread

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Can you make a new email account and close your old one?

                                                        And can you PLEASE, for CHRIST'S SAKE, remember to post in QUESTION FORM ONLY in this thread?
                                                        I'm so sorry again for not only posting questions Well I have tryed to make a new account but it won't let me Because I have to login to my old accounts to Make a new one and the Person Changed all the Passwords so i don't know what to do What do you think i should do Pastor Ezekiel?

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                                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15708
                                                            #150
                                                            Re: The Question Thread

                                                            I just want to make a quick suggestion to the girls in this thread.

                                                            It's very unlady like and verrrrry unChristian to act like a common street whore by throwing yourselves at a certain Pastor.

                                                            Manners girls. Manners.
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