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  • #1

    The Question Thread

    There was a thread like this at another forum to which I used to belong, and I just loved it. Basically, all posts in this thread can only be questions. You respond to a posted question with another question. They can be silly questions, it doesn't have to make sense all the time (or ever); they can be questions about anything you like (which will probably be Jesus), they can be simple questions (like, "Do you like cheese?") or complicated ones (like, "What is the meaning of life?"), but all posts must questions. So...


    Who wants to play?
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  • #2
    Re: The Question Thread

    Does anyone?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: The Question Thread

      Why are you wasting our time, Alllie?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: The Question Thread

        Alllie, why do you hate God so much?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #5
          Re: The Question Thread

          Brother Lazarus, kind-hearted soul that he is, has just pointed out a rule that I forgot to mention in the initial post: Your question must contain a word from the previous post.

          Example:
          "Why do you hate God, Alie?"
          "Who doesn't love God?"
          "Is anybody here in love right now?"

          So I guess we're starting over, lol.

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
          Alie, why do you hate God so much?

          What makes you think I hate God?
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          • #6
            Re: The Question Thread

            Is it okay to hate the Amish?
            "Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
            I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
            I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3

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            • #7
              Re: The Question Thread

              Do you live in an Amish paradise?
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              • #8
                Re: The Question Thread

                Originally posted by Rocking for JC View Post
                Is it okay to hate the Amish?
                It's NOT OK TO HATE ANYONE! It's only OK to kill people GOD hates. ?
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • #9
                  Re: The Question Thread

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  It's NOT OK TO HATE ANYONE! It's only OK to kill people GOD hates.
                  *Tugs at Pastor Al's shirt sleeve* [respectful whisper]Psst, Pastor Al, your posts have to be questions.[/respectful whisper]

                  (OK, I fixed it. Thanks.)
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                  • #10
                    Re: The Question Thread

                    (Thanks for fixing it )
                    How do you know who God wants you to kill?
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                    • #11
                      Re: The Question Thread

                      Haven't you read the Bible???

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Question Thread

                        You haven't read the Bible???

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                        • #13
                          Re: The Question Thread

                          Isn't the Bible great?

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                          • #14
                            Re: The Question Thread

                            Great in size, or great in content?
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                            • #15
                              Re: The Question Thread

                              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                              Great in size, or great in content?
                              is great in size honey.

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