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  • WickedWitch
    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
    • Jan 2007
    • 1366
    #1

    The Question Thread

    There was a thread like this at another forum to which I used to belong, and I just loved it. Basically, all posts in this thread can only be questions. You respond to a posted question with another question. They can be silly questions, it doesn't have to make sense all the time (or ever); they can be questions about anything you like (which will probably be Jesus), they can be simple questions (like, "Do you like cheese?") or complicated ones (like, "What is the meaning of life?"), but all posts must questions. So...


    Who wants to play?
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22847
      #2
      Re: The Question Thread

      Does anyone?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552
          #3
          Re: The Question Thread

          Why are you wasting our time, Alllie?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: The Question Thread

              Alllie, why do you hate God so much?
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • WickedWitch
                  Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                  CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1366
                  #5
                  Re: The Question Thread

                  Brother Lazarus, kind-hearted soul that he is, has just pointed out a rule that I forgot to mention in the initial post: Your question must contain a word from the previous post.

                  Example:
                  "Why do you hate God, Alie?"
                  "Who doesn't love God?"
                  "Is anybody here in love right now?"

                  So I guess we're starting over, lol.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Alie, why do you hate God so much?

                  What makes you think I hate God?
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • Rocking for JC
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 58
                      #6
                      Re: The Question Thread

                      Is it okay to hate the Amish?
                      "Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
                      I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
                      I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3

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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366
                          #7
                          Re: The Question Thread

                          Do you live in an Amish paradise?
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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323
                              #8
                              Re: The Question Thread

                              Originally posted by Rocking for JC View Post
                              Is it okay to hate the Amish?
                              It's NOT OK TO HATE ANYONE! It's only OK to kill people GOD hates. ?
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                • WickedWitch
                                  Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                  CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                  • Jan 2007
                                  • 1366
                                  #9
                                  Re: The Question Thread

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                  It's NOT OK TO HATE ANYONE! It's only OK to kill people GOD hates.
                                  *Tugs at Pastor Al's shirt sleeve* [respectful whisper]Psst, Pastor Al, your posts have to be questions.[/respectful whisper]

                                  (OK, I fixed it. Thanks.)
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                                    • WickedWitch
                                      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 1366
                                      #10
                                      Re: The Question Thread

                                      (Thanks for fixing it )
                                      How do you know who God wants you to kill?
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                                        • Meek and Humble
                                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                          Biblical Black Belt
                                          Jr. Pastor
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Dec 2008
                                          • 6197
                                          #11
                                          Re: The Question Thread

                                          Haven't you read the Bible???

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                                            • SUV
                                              True Christian™ Princess
                                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                                              Have at it, anytime!
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 11027
                                              #12
                                              Re: The Question Thread

                                              You haven't read the Bible???

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                                                • Meek and Humble
                                                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                  Biblical Black Belt
                                                  Jr. Pastor
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                  • 6197
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The Question Thread

                                                  Isn't the Bible great?

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                                                    • WickedWitch
                                                      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                                      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 1366
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: The Question Thread

                                                      Great in size, or great in content?
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                                                        • Hitoshi
                                                          Professor of Engrish
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 446
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: The Question Thread

                                                          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                                          Great in size, or great in content?
                                                          is great in size honey.

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