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  • #61
    Re: The Question Thread

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    What is this thread actually about?
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    • #62
      Re: The Question Thread

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      What is this thread actually about?
      Thank you very much for asking, Pastor, because it gives me a reason to re-explain the rules (which are always forgotten)! This thread is an amusement, a diversion, a game, you might say. The rules are simple and are as follows:

      1: All posts must be questions.
      2: Each post must contain at least one word from the post preceding it.

      Example:
      "Don't you just love Jesus?"
      "Wasn't Jesus a zombie?"
      "Am I the only one who'd really love to keep a zombie for a pet?"
      "Might you not consider a normal, non-flesh-eating pet?"

      And so on, and so forth. See? Very simple. Once again, Pastor, thanks for asking! And now on with the game!

      Since the thread's a game, who says it has to be about anything?
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      • #63
        Re: The Question Thread

        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
        Thank you very much for asking, Pastor, because it gives me a reason to re-explain the rules (which are always forgotten)! This thread is an amusement, a diversion, a game, you might say. The rules are simple and are as follows:

        1: All posts must be questions.
        2: Each post must contain at least one word from the post preceding it.

        Example:
        "Don't you just love Jesus?"
        "Wasn't Jesus a zombie?"
        "Am I the only one who'd really love to keep a zombie for a pet?"
        "Might you not consider a normal, non-flesh-eating pet?"

        And so on, and so forth. See? Very simple. Once again, Pastor, thanks for asking! And now on with the game!

        Since the thread's a game, who says it has to be about anything?
        If it's not about JESUS, why would anyone bother?
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #64
          Re: The Question Thread

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          If it's not about JESUS, why would anyone bother?
          Why is this thread still going?
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          • #65
            Re: The Question Thread

            Do you not like this thread?
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            • #66
              Re: The Question Thread

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              Do you not like this thread?
              Yes, I don't....do I? Why?
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #67
                Re: The Question Thread

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Yes, I don't....do I? Why?
                *Giggles* Why do you always seem so confused when posting in this thread, Pastor?
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                • #68
                  Re: The Question Thread

                  Why did people stop posting in this thread? Where did everybody go?
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                  • #69
                    Re: The Question Thread

                    Why has this Witch returned to darken our forums once more?

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                    • #70
                      Re: The Question Thread

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Why has this Witch returned to darken our forums once more?
                      Satan's orders perhaps?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #71
                        Re: The Question Thread

                        How many times must I tell you people that I've never met Satan?
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                        • #72
                          Re: The Question Thread

                          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                          How many times must I tell you people that I've never met Satan?
                          How many times must you lie?


                          John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #73
                            Re: The Question Thread

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            How many times must you lie?
                            How can I convince you it isn't a lie?
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                            • #74
                              Re: The Question Thread

                              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                              How can I convince you it isn't a lie?
                              Why do you persist in your sinful, depraved lifestyle?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #75
                                Re: The Question Thread

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Why do you persist in your sinful, depraved lifestyle?
                                What about me suggests to you that I would ever do something 'depraved'?
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