[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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The man not having enough seed for crops because he spilled it carelessly on the ground, so his family starves to death over the long cold winter.

Oh, you meant a different kind of seed . . .

A man spilling his seed in the infertile ground of a woman on "the pill", or a homosexual, or a sheep. In God's eyes, I believe all are equally sinful.

Next: Jesus comes a-knocking, but you don't answer the door.

Jesus comes a-knocking, and you rape him in the face by getting an abortion.

Stem cell research.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Stem cell research.

A mad scientist with a fertility clinic, cloning homosexuals and providing the embryos to unwitting Christian couples.

Next: The Democrats retain majorities in both houses!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Next: The Democrats retain majorities in both houses!

...and pass laws forcing everyone to marry a queer and join the communist party.



Next: Certain people spreading gossip about a certain True Christian(tm) Pastor...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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...and pass laws forcing everyone to marry a queer and join the communist party.



Next: Certain people spreading gossip about a certain True Christian™ Pastor...

The gossip being true! (What is it? )

Next: People who pretend to be of a particular faith just to get votes.

[Didymus Much]

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Next: People who pretend to be of a particular faith just to get votes.

People who pretend to be several different faiths just to get votes

Next: The Roman Catholic Church.

[Bryan Tamariki]

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Next: The Roman Catholic Church.

The Roman Catholic Church achieves their satanic purpose, as written in Revelation 13:1-8

1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as [the feet] of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who [is] like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?
5 And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty [and] two months.
6 And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.
7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

Next: The United States copies today's Australian election results and elects a red-haired Lezbean Atheist Commie as President.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Next: The United States copies today's Australian election results and elects a red-haired Lezbean Atheist Commie as President.

Worse: The United States one-ups Australia and elects a certain red-haired Lezbean Atheist Commie NEGRESS ("Professor" Tyeisha X) as President, and she recites her "poetry" about My'Shelle at the Inauguration!

Next: Carrot Top runs for Senate and wins. In Iowa.

[jennabenna]

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Sarah Palin. A woman so refined, educated, and accredited would be a fatal blow, if she were to convert to liberalism. I fear and rebuke that day.

WORST: The liberals take control of sex-education, and do away with the flawless abstinence system; forcing mandatory student:teacher applied-fornication classes on children - as they plan to do, feverishly and lasciviously.

The abstinence system simply does not work. Kids are going to have sex whether you like it or not, so it's better that they know how to not bring a bunch of unwanted children into the world. There's the problem; You people say that these embryos have life, but once they are born, you are the least likely to pay just a bit more in taxes so that these children can have decent education and healthcare. Then they don't know about safe sex and then contract aids and hepatitis and die or live miserable lives on welfare.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The abstinence system simply does not work. Kids are going to have sex whether you like it or not, so it's better that they know how to not bring a bunch of unwanted children into the world. There's the problem; You people say that these embryos have life, but once they are born, you are the least likely to pay just a bit more in taxes so that these children can have decent education and healthcare. Then they don't know about safe sex and then contract aids and hepatitis and die or live miserable lives on welfare.

That's what satan says. Jesus can give you the strength to keep your slutty legs together.

By the way, this is not a debate forum. We're right because we're Christians.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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The abstinence system simply does not work. Kids are going to have sex whether you like it or not, so it's better that they know how to not bring a bunch of unwanted children into the world. There's the problem; You people say that these embryos have life, but once they are born, you are the least likely to pay just a bit more in taxes so that these children can have decent education and healthcare. Then they don't know about safe sex and then contract aids and hepatitis and die or live miserable lives on welfare.

Dear JellyBelly:

This thread is the "make it worse" game thread, not the "rant about encouraging children to be fornicators" thread. Here's how it works:

I put forward a situation. Example:

Next: It turns out that Christine O'Donnell is the Antichrist!

Then you figure out a way that situation could be worse. After that, you propose a new situation.

In no place is there room to rant about encouraging children to be fornicators through "sex education".

So, what would be worse than Christine O'Donnell being the Antichrist?

[Sister Charli]

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So, what would be worse than Christine O'Donnell being the Antichrist?

Worse would surely be the President of the United States (Mr Obama) being the antichrist. But when you read Revelations and .... ummm, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.

NEXT: Australia elects a female feminist publicly declared atheist Prime Minister in a minority government and we are stuck with her for three years unless the opposition force a double dissolution.

[SamSeekingSalvation]

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Worse would surely be the President of the United States (Mr Obama) being the antichrist. But when you read Revelations and .... ummm, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.

NEXT: Australia elects a female feminist publicly declared atheist Prime Minister in a minority government and we are stuck with her for three years unless the opposition force a double dissolution.

Australia elects a transvestite publicly declared atheist Prime Minister in a minority government and we are and we are stuck with shim until an Atheist defeats Wash O'Hanley in a debate.

[Malachi Motoma]

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Saw this and thought we could restart it?

Obama

[Brother Enoch]

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Saw this and thought we could restart it?

Obama

Sorry, don't know how to make that worse.

Next: Tsunami hits Japan, nobody dies.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sorry, don't know how to make that worse.

Next: Tsunami hits Japan, nobody dies.

Tsunami hits Japan, and inspires a new fetish.

Next: The election of Mitt Romney gives Mormonism status on par with Christianity in the US.