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  • #1546
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    WORSE: Obama makes "the monkey look" a popular fashion.



    NEXT: Beer flavored ice cream
    Worse: Ice cream-flavored beer. :projectile:

    NEXT: Nobody signs the Catholics' anti-gay-marriage petition.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #1547
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Worse: Ice cream-flavored beer. :projectile:

      NEXT: Nobody signs the Catholics' anti-gay-marriage petition.
      Worse: The Catholics change their minds and start a petition to mandate gay marriage.

      Next: Negros figure out how to... get ahead

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      • #1548
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Leah Rebecca View Post
        Worse: The Catholics change their minds and start a petition to mandate gay marriage.

        Next: Negros figure out how to... get ahead
        Worse: Then they shrink it!



        Next: Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is caught in a rent-boy prostitution sting.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #1549
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Worse: Then they shrink it!



          Next: Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is caught in a rent-boy prostitution sting.
          Worse: Someone is actually surprised.

          Next: The Canadian "NDP" enters the US race and beats out the two republican candidates (mitt and obama) in 2012!

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          • #1550
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
            Worse: Someone is actually surprised.

            Next: The Canadian "NDP" enters the US race and beats out the two republican candidates (mitt and obama) in 2012!
            WORSE: The winner of the election next November is some lying flip flopper with a secret agenda to turn America into a Theocracy under the control of an extremist cult. (PRAISE Jesus Mitt Romney will win and this won't happen!)

            NEXT: Economy destroying tax hike of 1% on cigarettes.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • #1551
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              WORSE: The winner of the election next November is some lying flip flopper with a secret agenda to turn America into a Theocracy under the control of an extremist cult. (PRAISE Jesus Mitt Romney will win and this won't happen!)

              NEXT: Economy destroying tax hike of 1% on cigarettes.
              WORSE: Estimated revenues from cigarette tax is channeled so welfare moms can drug their diabetes possessed kids with insulin for free

              NEXT: Abortions

              sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
              Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
              ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
              ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
              ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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              • #1552
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Worse: Pregnant rapees forced to have an abortion.

                Next: Whale hunting is totally banned world-wide.
                Matthew 10:34
                Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                • #1553
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                  Next: Whale hunting is totally banned world-wide.
                  Worse: Atheist Japs fail to all starve to death.

                  Next: New politically correct laws force the incumbent President Romney to hire a percentage quota of gay and transgender interns.
                  sigpic
                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #1554
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Worse: Atheist Japs fail to all starve to death.

                    Next: New politically correct laws force the incumbent President Romney to hire a percentage quota of gay and transgender interns.
                    WORSE: He easily fills them from Salt Lake City.

                    NEXT: Soldiers crying about invading Iran like a bunch of Frenchmen.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • #1555
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                      NEXT: Soldiers crying about invading Iran like a bunch of Frenchmen.
                      Worse: Obama's gay soldiers refusing to kill islamofacists when they clearly need killing!




                      Next: Obama's gay soldiers taking control of America and forcing all True Christians(tm) into gay marriage!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #1556
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Worse: Obama's gay soldiers refusing to kill islamofacists when they clearly need killing!

                        Next: Obama's gay soldiers taking control of America and forcing all True Christians™ into gay marriage!
                        Ouch!
                        WORSE: A lethal virus is spread through all homosexual intercourses, causing inveterate flatulence, excoriation of anus, intussusception and colon prolapse.

                        NEXT: An atheist at NORAD mistake a flying horse for an asteroid

                        sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                        Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                        ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                        ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                        ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                        • #1557
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                          Ouch!
                          WORSE: A lethal virus is spread through all homosexual intercourses, causing inveterate flatulence, excoriation of anus, intussusception and colon prolapse.

                          NEXT: An atheist at NORAD mistake a flying horse for an asteroid
                          The atheist lives.

                          Next: A team comprised of Hitter, Osama, Castro, and Kim Jong il.
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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                          • #1558
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post

                            Next: A team comprised of Hitter, Osama, Castro, and Kim Jong il.
                            Worse: All of them lead by satan!




                            Next: Radical gays knocking on your door late at night wanting sodomy.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #1559
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Worse: All of them lead by satan!




                              Next: Radical gays knocking on your door late at night wanting sodomy.
                              Worse: Hitler, Osama, Castro, and Kim Jong Il knocking at your door late at night wanting sodomy . . . and brains!

                              Next: Following the tradition of "no new ideas ever", Hollywood releases a remake of Bewitched Halloween Dark Shadows The Flying Nun.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #1560
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Worse: They cast one of the "stars" of a Disney show.

                                Next: Being force to listen to constant Katty perry
                                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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