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Re: The "make it worse" game
Forcing a teenage girl to marry someone who raped her...... Oh wait that's better for you people.
Forcing a teenage girl to marry someone who raped her...... Oh wait that's better for you people.
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It's not a matter of what's better: it's a matter of what God commands.Originally posted by TheHoly View Post
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: Being forced to "kiss a girl" (assuming you are one, that is).Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
Next: Tiresome God-mocking trolls who derail threads.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: Honorary True Christians(tm) who pick fights.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
NEXT: Hippies who force us to eat goo known as "hummus."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: Tofu, and the violent gas that comes with it.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWorse: Honorary True Christians™ who pick fights.
NEXT: Hippies who force us to eat goo known as "hummus."
Next: LaVeyan Satanists who don't adhere to their own very simple rules.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: Gay laveyan satanists who adhere to each other ... over and over and over again.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Next: Accidentally using your wife's colostrum in your coffee.Comment
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: Having a perverted wife who allows your children to suckle at satan's gateway to degeneracy!Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
NEXT: Communist dago barbers!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: communist dago barbers with enough cash to put comrad obama back in office.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWorse: Having a perverted wife who allows your children to suckle at satan's gateway to degeneracy!
NEXT: Communist dago barbers!
Next: A muslim "pride" parade.Comment
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: A COMMUNIST muslim pride parade!Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
Next: The retard olympics!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: Attending the retard olympics.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWorse: A COMMUNIST muslim pride parade!
Next: The retard olympics!
Next: Brokeback Mountain.Comment
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: Bareback Mountain!Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
Next: Homosexuals who survive a vile, pro-sodomy horror movie like Psycho Beach Party. (One of the parents in my congregation found it in a teen's bedroom while dusting the bottom of the sock drawer and asked me to watch it to see if it was acceptable viewing material. It is NOT.)Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse: Straight actors forced to work in pro-sodomy horror movies and end up with a dirty sanchez! Just curious, how did the little reprobate hide netflix in his sock drawer? Must have been on his satan-pod.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostWorse: Bareback Mountain!
Next: Homosexuals who survive a vile, pro-sodomy horror movie like Psycho Beach Party. (One of the parents in my congregation found it in a teen's bedroom while dusting the bottom of the sock drawer and asked me to watch it to see if it was acceptable viewing material. It is NOT.)
Next: The canadian parliament goes gutless and doesn't allow American FBI agents to arrest canadian citizens on canadian soil.Comment
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Re: The "make it worse" game
Netflix also sends DVDs by mail. But this little pervert had bought a copy of the offending movie; I just linked to Netflix so people would know what movie I was referencing.Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
Worse: The American Congress goes gutless and doesn't allow American Border Patrol agents to arrest Mexican invaders on American soil!Next: The canadian parliament goes gutless and doesn't allow American FBI agents to arrest canadian citizens on canadian soil.
Next: "Got Mittens?" Romney, descended from illegal Mexican immigrants, turns out to be a stealth proponent of El Republica del Norte, along with Rick "Texas should secede and become a sitting duck for Mexican Reconquistas" Perry.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: The "make it worse" game
What punishment did you advise the parents to administer? How are they coping? I really feel for these good Christian parents.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostNetflix also sends DVDs by mail. But this little pervert had bought a copy of the offending movie; I just linked to Netflix so people would know what movie I was referencing.
Worse: I die choking on my own vomit looking at that map and hearing all that ungodly messican talk!Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostNext: "Got Mittens?" Romney, descended from illegal Mexican immigrants, turns out to be a stealth proponent of El Republica del Norte, along with Rick "Texas should secede and become a sitting duck for Mexican Reconquistas" Perry.
Next: Our decent American soldiers are no longer allowed to pee on dead brownies.Comment
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Re: The "make it worse" game
I advised the father to administer his rod, of course.Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
Also, the parents are removing the television and computer from the boy's room, and putting them in the living room where they can observe all he does.
Worse: The handful of heterosexual American soldiers left in Obama's gay army are forced to eat brownies that the gayboys have peed on.Worse: I die choking on my own vomit looking at that map and hearing all that ungodly messican talk!
Next: Our decent American soldiers are no longer allowed to pee on dead brownies.
Next: Obama gets re-elected.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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