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Rachael Van Helsing
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#61
04-30-2009, 04:18 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
A skittle and peanut butter sandwich
Next: The suffering of the bear in Zeke's basement
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04-30-2009, 04:24 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
The suffering of the bear bottom belongin to Ned Beatty in Zeke's basement
Next: A tornado
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Rachael Van Helsing
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#63
04-30-2009, 04:26 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
A tornado NOT hitting the LBC complex.
Next: That annoying part of a sore back that won't fix itself no matter what you do..
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04-30-2009, 04:48 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
That annoying part of a sore back that won't fix itself no matter what you do, which was caused by despicable sex acts which God finds abominable!
Next: Europeans
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Rachael Van Helsing
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04-30-2009, 04:58 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
Europeans making horrible films
Next: Casu Marzu (if you don't know what it is, look it up)
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04-30-2009, 05:09 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
Casu Marzu illegally floats on his back to AMERICA to snooze at the nearest gas station.
Next: John Wayne Gacy
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Rachael Van Helsing
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04-30-2009, 05:15 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
You have absolutely no idea what Casu Marzu is, do you?
John Wayne Gacy coming back to life:
Next: Escamoles (If you don't know what it is, look it up)
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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04-30-2009, 05:21 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
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You have absolutely no idea what Casu Marzu is, do you?
John Wayne Gacy coming back to life:
Next: Escamoles (If you don't know what it is, look it up)
Those are the growths on your back that cause the pain.
Who Will Jesus Damn?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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#69
04-30-2009, 05:38 AM
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Could have fooled me. I thought they were frozen caribou eaters who lived under the ice.
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Rachael Van Helsing
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#70
04-30-2009, 05:42 AM
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Those are the growths on your back that cause the pain.
No, it wasn't! It was from falling asleep on a remote control.
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#71
04-30-2009, 06:10 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
Worse than falling asleep on the remote control:
Waking up in the middle of the night with the TV on and not being able to find the remote control.
Next: Coffee. What's worse?
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04-30-2009, 06:20 AM
Re: The "make it worse" game
That
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04-30-2009, 01:34 PM
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Perez and PARIS Hilton have a love child
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04-30-2009, 02:24 PM
Re: The "make it worse" game
Father Teresa.
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04-30-2009, 02:49 PM
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Bananas being used by qweers in unspeakable ways!
Marijuana
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