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  • #61
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    A skittle and peanut butter sandwich

    Next: The suffering of the bear in Zeke's basement
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • #62
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      The suffering of the bear bottom belongin to Ned Beatty in Zeke's basement


      Next: A tornado

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      • #63
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        A tornado NOT hitting the LBC complex.

        Next: That annoying part of a sore back that won't fix itself no matter what you do..
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        • #64
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          That annoying part of a sore back that won't fix itself no matter what you do, which was caused by despicable sex acts which God finds abominable!

          Next: Europeans

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          • #65
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Europeans making horrible films

            Next: Casu Marzu (if you don't know what it is, look it up)
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            • #66
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Casu Marzu illegally floats on his back to AMERICA to snooze at the nearest gas station.

              Next: John Wayne Gacy

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              • #67
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                You have absolutely no idea what Casu Marzu is, do you?

                John Wayne Gacy coming back to life:

                Next: Escamoles (If you don't know what it is, look it up)
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                • #68
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  You have absolutely no idea what Casu Marzu is, do you?

                  John Wayne Gacy coming back to life:

                  Next: Escamoles (If you don't know what it is, look it up)
                  Those are the growths on your back that cause the pain.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #69
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Could have fooled me. I thought they were frozen caribou eaters who lived under the ice.

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                    • #70
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Those are the growths on your back that cause the pain.
                      No, it wasn't! It was from falling asleep on a remote control.
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                      • #71
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Worse than falling asleep on the remote control:
                        Waking up in the middle of the night with the TV on and not being able to find the remote control.

                        Next: Coffee. What's worse?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #72
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          That aint coffee.


                          Next: Perez Hilton

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                          • #73
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Perez and PARIS Hilton have a love child

                            Next: Mother Theresa

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                            • #74
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Father Teresa.

                              Next: bananas
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #75
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Bananas being used by qweers in unspeakable ways!

                                Marijuana

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