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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #136
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    A false MORMON Bible

    Next: lady policemen.

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    • Bob4God
      Moderator
      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #137
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Lady policemen carrying guns and driving patrol cars instead of just checking parking meters.

      Next: Stem cell research
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      The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
      - Proverbs 15:3

      CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


      CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197

        #138
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Stem cell research to try to cure God-given plagues!

        Next: open-minded people

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #139
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          Next: open-minded people
          People become open-minded through lobotomies after being driven crazy due to not heeding the Word of GOD.

          Next: "Women" who don't wear makeup.

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #140
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Men who DO wear make-up!

            Next: Pepsi-Cola

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #141
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Men who DO wear make-up!

              Next: Pepsi-Cola
              Pepsi-Cola's support of homosexuality!

              Next: Farrah Fawcett having anal cancer.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #142
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                Next: Farrah Fawcett having anal cancer.
                She recovers to continue her career of blasphemy and whoredoms!


                Next: Unrepentant gossips who plague a dynamic young True Christian(tm) Pastor by spreading certain unfounded rumors about his regular junkets missionary trips to Bangkok.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                  Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 666

                  #143
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Unrepentant gossips who plague a dynamic young True Christian™ Pastor by spreading certain unfounded rumors about his regular junkets missionary trips to Bangkok.... specifically hanging out in Kathoey bars.

                  Next: Aleister Crowley
                  Last edited by Mad Prophet Helmholtz; 05-19-2009, 11:42 PM. Reason: fixed link
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                  SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                  Hosea 9:7
                  The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #144
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
                    Next: Aleister Crowley
                    The Democratic National Committee using dark magic to raise Aleister Crowley from the dead to serve as an advisor.

                    EDIT: Next: Socialism.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Bob4God
                      Moderator
                      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                      Hands folded for Jesus
                       
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 5274

                      #145
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      The fact that socialism has already come to America!

                      Next: Dungeons and Dragons
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                      The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                      - Proverbs 15:3

                      CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                      CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


                      Comment

                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553

                        #146
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Bob4God View Post

                        Next: Dungeons and Dragons
                        Dungeons and Dragons being taught as a mandatory subject in all public schools!

                        NEXT: Race traitors.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                          Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 666

                          #147
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Race traitor Sen. Harry Reid entering into HOMOSEXUAL "MARRIAGE" with Al Sharpton.

                          Next: Pokemon
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                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                          Hosea 9:7
                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

                          Comment

                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #148
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Pokemon giving our children seizures!

                            Next: Amsterdam

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #149
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              My Amsterdam vacation being canceled.

                              The idea of the demise of the ACLU

                              Unrepentant gossips who plague a dynamic young True Christian™ Pastor by spreading certain unfounded rumors about his regular junkets missionary trips to Bangkok.
                              LOL!
                              Come, now, Zeke, we all know the truth about that.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #150
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                The idea of the demise of the ACLU, remaining only an idea and never actually come to fruition.

                                Transvestites

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