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  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 666
    #151
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Transvestites going around bars, luring unsuspecting straight men to motel rooms, and then raping them.

    Next: Affirmative Action
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131
        #152
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Affirmative action never being taken

        Next: Se......er.....marital relations with a True Christian™ man.
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974
            #153
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Affirmative action never being taken

            Next: Se......er.....marital relations with a True Christian™ man.
            Marital relations with a True Christian™ man and not begetting a son on the wedding night.

            Next: Taco Bell
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309
                #154
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                Marital relations with a True Christian™ man and not begetting a son on the wedding night.

                Next: Taco Bell
                EATING at Taco Bell.

                Next: Authentic Mexican Food
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                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 666
                    #155
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Authentic Mexicans making your food and giving you swine flu.

                    Next: George Michael
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                    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                    Hosea 9:7
                    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                      • Bryan Tamariki
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 285
                        #156
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        George Michael records an album with Boy George.


                        Next: Michael Moore.
                        Joshua 24:15
                        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78553
                            #157
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post

                            Next: Michael Moore.
                            Michael Moore mating with Rosie O'Donnell.


                            Next: Joo York City
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131
                                #158
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Cockroaches in New York City

                                Next: Being presented with a years supply of pies after just having won a pie eating contest.
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78553
                                    #159
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                                    Next: Being presented with a years supply of pies after just having won a pie eating contest.
                                    The pies you won are made of Christian babies sacrificed to satan by VanWidebottom and her coven.

                                    Next: VanHellover's home cooking.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Wide-Open
                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 18449
                                        #160
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Finding a cockroach in those pies.

                                        Next: seeing Michael Moore eat even more pies.
                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                          • SUV
                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 11027
                                            #161
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Michael Moore mating with Rosie O'Donnell.
                                            Can I do the Michael Moore one too? Pretty please?

                                            Michael Moore mating with Rosie O'Donnell after being re-joined together with his "separated at Birth" twin Roseanne Barf

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                                              • Wide-Open
                                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 18449
                                                #162
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Being late with my reply and thus breaking the game.

                                                Next: is there anything worse?
                                                Psalm 81:10:
                                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                  • Nobar King
                                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                    Christ's Guardian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 23748
                                                    #163
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    no, there is nothing worse.
                                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                      • Wide-Open
                                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                        • 18449
                                                        #164
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Can you just ignore my post and continue?

                                                        Harumph.

                                                        What's worse than a Belgistan that ruins a perfect game?
                                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                          • Bob4God
                                                            Moderator
                                                            Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                                            Hands folded for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                            • 5274
                                                            #165
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Going off topic and staying off topic.

                                                            Next: Condoms
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                                                            - Proverbs 15:3

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