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  • #151
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Transvestites going around bars, luring unsuspecting straight men to motel rooms, and then raping them.

    Next: Affirmative Action
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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    • #152
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Affirmative action never being taken

      Next: Se......er.....marital relations with a True Christian™ man.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #153
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Affirmative action never being taken

        Next: Se......er.....marital relations with a True Christian™ man.
        Marital relations with a True Christian™ man and not begetting a son on the wedding night.

        Next: Taco Bell
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • #154
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
          Marital relations with a True Christian™ man and not begetting a son on the wedding night.

          Next: Taco Bell
          EATING at Taco Bell.

          Next: Authentic Mexican Food
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          • #155
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Authentic Mexicans making your food and giving you swine flu.

            Next: George Michael
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            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

            Hosea 9:7
            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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            • #156
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              George Michael records an album with Boy George.


              Next: Michael Moore.
              Joshua 24:15
              And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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              • #157
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post

                Next: Michael Moore.
                Michael Moore mating with Rosie O'Donnell.


                Next: Joo York City
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #158
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Cockroaches in New York City

                  Next: Being presented with a years supply of pies after just having won a pie eating contest.
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • #159
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                    Next: Being presented with a years supply of pies after just having won a pie eating contest.
                    The pies you won are made of Christian babies sacrificed to satan by VanWidebottom and her coven.

                    Next: VanHellover's home cooking.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #160
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Finding a cockroach in those pies.

                      Next: seeing Michael Moore eat even more pies.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #161
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Michael Moore mating with Rosie O'Donnell.
                        Can I do the Michael Moore one too? Pretty please?

                        Michael Moore mating with Rosie O'Donnell after being re-joined together with his "separated at Birth" twin Roseanne Barf

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                        • #162
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Being late with my reply and thus breaking the game.

                          Next: is there anything worse?
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • #163
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            no, there is nothing worse.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #164
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Can you just ignore my post and continue?

                              Harumph.

                              What's worse than a Belgistan that ruins a perfect game?
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • #165
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Going off topic and staying off topic.

                                Next: Condoms
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