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  • #901
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

    Next: Blasphemous "children's Bibles"
    Blasphemous "gay anime children's Bibles"


    Next: Hidden cameras installed in public toilets along the interstate.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #902
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Blasphemous "gay anime children's Bibles"


      Next: Hidden cameras installed in public toilets along the interstate.
      Hidden cameras installed in private truck stops!

      Next: Van Jones
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #903
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        Hidden cameras installed in private truck stops!

        Next: Van Jones
        A nineteen sebbenty fo' Chebby van wif a pitcher o' da Virgin Mary painted on da side dat be full o' Mexicans sneakin' into da country.

        Next: Midgets
        No matter what, you gotta strut!

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        • #904
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Loquacious Jefferson View Post

          Next: Midgets
          Midget gay porn.


          Next: Shemales
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #905
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Shemale e-mail.

            Next: World War II

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            • #906
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Shemale e-mail.

              Next: World War II
              Finding out Hitler was a Christ killer.

              Next: WW III
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #907
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                WWIII never happens

                Next: The Apocalypse never happens :'(

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                • #908
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  The Apocalypse never happens in America - but does every where else...

                  Next : South Africa

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                  • #909
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by SA Child of God View Post
                    Next : South Africa
                    A shortage of jigaboos in South Africa cause shortages in American asphalt reserves.


                    Next: Ralph Nader
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #910
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Ralph Nader is the next President, after Obama's second term .

                      Next: Time Travel.
                      Joshua 24:15
                      And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                      • #911
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Time Travel not being utilized to go back and take photographs of Jesus!

                        Next: Charles Dickens

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                        • #912
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          Time Travel not being utilized to go back and take photographs of Jesus!

                          Next: Charles Dickens
                          Michael Moore

                          Next: Minimum wage laws!
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                          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                          • #913
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Maximum wage laws!

                            Next: Wal-Mart becomes unionized

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                            • #914
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                              Next: Wal-Mart becomes unionized
                              Churches become unionized!


                              Next: Obama outlaws prayer.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #915
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Churches become unionized!


                                Next: Obama outlaws prayer.


                                Obama mandates prayer -- with school students bowing to Mecca.


                                Next: Burnt grilled-cheese sandwiches.

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