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  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 666
    #166
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Promiscuous homosexuals using condoms and NOT spreading the AIDS virus!

    Next: Moammar al-Qaddafi in a Leisure Suit
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #167
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
        Promiscuous homosexuals using condoms and NOT spreading the AIDS virus!

        Next: Moammar al-Qaddafi in a Leisure Suit
        Moammar al-Qaddafi being correct in this quote:

        "We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe, without swords, without guns, without military conquest.

        "The 50 million in Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.

        "Allah mobilises the Muslim nation of Turkey and adds it to the European Union.

        "That's another 50 million Muslims.

        "There will be 100 million Muslims in Europe.

        "Albania, which is a Muslim country has already entered the EU.

        "Bosnia which is a Muslim country has already entered the EU. Fifty per cent of its citizens are Muslims.
        Next: Precious Moments(tm) figurines.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567
            #168
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Next: Precious Moments™ figurines.
            Precious Moments(tm) Cthulhu figurines.

            Um . . . A Gumby nativity scene.
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              • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                Forum Member
                • May 2009
                • 666
                #169
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                A Gumby nativity scene where one of the Blockhead Wise Men is committing an unspeakable act with Pokey the Horse.

                Next: Cuba
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                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                Hosea 9:7
                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #170
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post

                    Next: Cuba
                    Joos taking over Cuba once the current government down there finally admits that Castro died years ago.

                    Next: An uppity teenager.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #171
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Joos taking over Cuba once the current government down there finally admits that Castro died years ago.

                        Next: An uppity teenager.
                        An uppity teenager female negro

                        Richard Simmons
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #172
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

                            Richard Simmons
                            Being locked in a room with Richard Simmons for a day.


                            Next: Circus Clowns
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #173
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                "Clowns for Jesus" blasphemers

                                Martin Luther King Jr.

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                                  • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 450
                                    #174
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    "Clowns for Jesus" blasphemers

                                    Martin Luther King Jr.
                                    Martin Luther King Jr. inspiring a whole new generation of pickaninnies.

                                    Guantanamo Bay.

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                                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15708
                                        #175
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Dr. Warren Wierdsbe View Post
                                        Martin Luther King Jr. inspiring a whole new generation of pickaninnies.

                                        Guantanamo Bay.
                                        Shame there aren't more towel heads in Guantanamo Bay.

                                        Next: Midget carnies.
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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #176
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Midget carnie prostitution

                                            Next: Will and Grace

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                                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                Honorary True Christian™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 13996
                                                #177
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                Next: Will and Grace
                                                Will and Grace and Father Martin, co-starring with the midget carnies in "adult" films.

                                                Britney Spears.
                                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #178
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Britney Spears not wearing underpants!

                                                    Next: Emos

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                                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 13996
                                                        #179
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                        Next: Emos
                                                        Emos wearing Britney Spears' underpants!

                                                        Next: My Chemical Romance.
                                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                          • Larry Lee
                                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 4464
                                                            #180
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                            Emos wearing Britney Spears' underpants!

                                                            Next: My Chemical Romance.
                                                            My Chemical Dependency

                                                            NEXT: Dick Cheney denied his steroids
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