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  • #106
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by bluefire View Post
    The view starring BARNEY!!!

    Next; Apples
    Rule #1. A True Christian(tm) Man should NEVER accept an apple from any female.

    Next: An unsaved girl going yappity yap on God's favorite forum.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #107
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      An unsaved girl going yappity yap on God's favorite forum while deriving sexual pleasure from watching the View starring Barney.

      Next: Not surrendering your life to JESUS CHRIST.
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      • #108
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Not surrendering your life to Jesus Christ, and instead surrendering it to Muhammad!

        Greedy Jews

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        • #109
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          Not surrendering your life to Jesus Christ, and instead surrendering it to Muhammad!

          Greedy Jews
          Greedy jews who lie about the holocaust.

          Next: Filthy degenerate witches who sacrifice Christian babies to satan.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #110
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Filthy degenerate witches who sacrifice Christian babies to satan, calling themselves "neo-pagans".

            Buddha

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            • #111
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Filthy degenerate witches who sacrifice Christian babies to satan, calling themselves "neo-pagans".

              Buddha
              The obese pervert Marlon Brando saying "Pass the buddha" to some harlot in "Last Tango in Paris."

              Next: My fiancee overcooks my steak. Again.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #112
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Next: My fiancee overcooks my steak. Again.
                Your fiancee overcooks your steak and expects you to eat it, failing to immediately cook another one.

                Next: "Psychics" "Palm Readers" "and other charlatans of the sort.
                Leviticus 20:27
                A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                • #113
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  "Psychics" "Palm Readers" "and other charlatans of the sort who predict another four years with Obama.

                  Next: Professional Wrestling
                  Joshua 24:15
                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                  • #114
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Women's professional wrestling.

                    Next: Veggie burgers.
                    Leviticus 20:27
                    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #115
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Veggie burgers served instead of steak at a steakhouse

                      Next: Horrible meanass bullies who pick on everything.
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • #116
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Veggie burgers served instead of steak at a steakhouse

                        Next: Horrible meanass bullies who pick on everything.
                        Horrible mean*** bullies who pick on everything Christian.

                        Obama at Notre Dame.
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                        • #117
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Obama at Notre Dame.
                          Obama at Notre Dame not being listened to even though he makes good points regarding the abortion debate (pro choice, baby, yeah!!)

                          Next:
                          Giving GWB a sponge bath
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • #118
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Obama at Notre Dame not being listened to even though he makes good points regarding the abortion debate (pro choice, baby, yeah!!)

                            Next:
                            Giving GWB a sponge bath
                            It would be the greatest privilege of my life to watch my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy give GWB a sponge bath! God Bless America!!

                            Next: VanHellBreath dancing skyclad in the woods during a witch ceremony.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #119
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Giving GWB a sponge bath, and by sponge, I mean TONGUE.

                              NEXT: Marilyn Manson
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                              SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                              Hosea 9:7
                              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                              • #120
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Good Pastor Zeke beat me to it by a matter of seconds...

                                VanHellBreath dancing skyclad in the woods during a witch ceremony....to a radio blasting the VILLAGE PEOPLE, while performing cunnilingus on a pig!

                                Next: Marilyn Manson
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                                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                Hosea 9:7
                                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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