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Web-surfing for JESUS and coming across a a God-less athian pornographic site.
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Web-surfing for JESUS and coming across a a God-less athian pornographic site.
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The Internet regulated by liberal unsaved dumocrates!
Shedding cat hairsigpicGenesis 1:20-22
21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.Comment
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Cat hair growing on you!Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
Finding out your favorite Chinese restaurant is serving "General Meow's Kitten".Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Finding out your favourite AMERICAN restaurant is serving "General Meow's Kitten".Then the Lord said to Moses, “Say to the assembly, ´Move away from the tents of Korah, Dathan and Abiram´” As soon as he finished saying all this, the ground under them split apart and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them, with their households and all Korah´s men and all their possessions. They went down alive into the grave, with everything they owned; the earth closed over them, and they perished and were gone from the community.Comment
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Finding out they're serving General Meows Kitten...after you've eaten.
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Squidward!Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
Next: Squidward calamariBible boring? Nonsense!
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You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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The correct answer was "Patrick."Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Squidward calamari served on a bed of spaghetti.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
I hate ethinic food.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Eating potted meat with a olive on top...
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Creepy Mark Twain ImpersonatorsOriginally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
Next: The World CupsigpicSPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.Comment
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America not winning the world cup.
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Homeless people dressing like Mark Twain and stealing your potted meat product but leaving you the olive.Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
Next: Olive Oyl, Popeye's girlfriend/fiancee/never-married-after-years-of-courtship, singing "It Should Have Been Me" at your wedding:
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Olive Oyl, Popeye's girlfriend/fiancee/never-married-after-years-of-courtship, singing "It Should Have Been Me" at your wedding, and the person you're marrying is of the same sex.
Next: Rock music.Comment
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False "Christian" rock music
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Heathen lezbeans and homersexists
Store bought chiliComment
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Home made chili from the Messicants who just moved in next door...
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