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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #466
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    You are driving your Escalade and consider buying a smaller vehicle next time.
    You are Driving your Escalade after just having come down from driving a Hummer and you are considering Buying....no. JESUS, NO!!!

    Next: It's time for Church and you can't find a Clean dress with a collar any bigger than a shoebox.

    Okay - you Mens better not be considering this under any circumstance!

    For you Mens: It's time for Church and and you have nothing but a $50 bill to put into the Collection Plate

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29446
        #467
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        You are Driving your Escalade after just having come down from driving a Hummer and you are considering Buying....no. JESUS, NO!!!

        Next: It's time for Church and you can't find a Clean dress with a collar any bigger than a shoebox.

        Okay - you Mens better not be considering this under any circumstance!

        For you Mens: It's time for Church and and you have nothing but a $50 bill to put into the Collection Plate
        You break the fifty by buying beer enroute to Church (which you drink enroute) having only pocket change for the plate, which you toss in from ten yards!

        After all the beer, sitting in the hot church, your really have to pee when you kneel in the pew..........
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Johnnyboy
            True Christian™ fisherman
            • Jun 2009
            • 801
            #468
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            You break the fifty by buying beer enroute to Church (which you drink enroute) having only pocket change for the plate, which you toss in from ten yards!

            After all the beer, sitting in the hot church, your really have to pee when you kneel in the pew..........
            You see that the lady in the pew in front of you has conveniantly kicked her shoe behind her, but it's only a size 6 and its an open toe shoe.

            Playing a threesome of golf with True Christians and finding only two beers left in the cooler.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #469
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                And they both got to the cooler first.

                Next: Fox News is bought by Ted Turner

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                  • Johnnyboy
                    True Christian™ fisherman
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 801
                    #470
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    And they both got to the cooler first.

                    Next: Fox News is bought by Ted Turner
                    produced by Jane Fonda and anchored by Keith Olbermann.


                    Running out of propane in the middle of a fish fry.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #471
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Running out of propane in the entire world.

                        Next: Smart cars.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027
                            #472
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Next: Smart cars.
                            Smart bars

                            Next: The "woman" in line next to me, buying marked-down items, has never read her KJV 1611

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #473
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                and she has a protruding Adam's apple!

                                Next: Chastity Bono

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                                  • Larry Lee
                                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 4464
                                    #474
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    and she has a protruding Adam's apple!

                                    Next: Chastity Bono
                                    Chas Bono

                                    Next: Elijah Blue's music
                                    sigpic

                                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                      • Tertius The Scribe
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2009
                                        • 452
                                        #475
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                        Chas Bono

                                        Next: Elijah Blue's music
                                        Celine Dion's music.

                                        Next: National Public Radio (No Penis Radio ) becoming mandatory listening.

                                        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                                        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                                          • Larry Lee
                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 4464
                                            #476
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                                            Celine Dion's music.

                                            Next: National Public Radio (No Penis Radio ) becoming mandatory listening.
                                            ...with headphones!

                                            Next: Susan Stamberg returns as an All Things Considered anchor.
                                            sigpic

                                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                              • MidwestCatLady
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 164
                                                #477
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                . . . and no one has any duct tape!

                                                Next: The Obama administration outlaws gun ownership except for law enforcement and hunters with special permits.
                                                sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                                                21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                                                  • Tertius The Scribe
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • May 2009
                                                    • 452
                                                    #478
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
                                                    . . . and no one has any duct tape!

                                                    Next: The Obama administration outlaws gun ownership except for law enforcement and hunters with special permits.
                                                    The Obama administration outlaws gun ownership except for law enforcement, hunters with special permits, and homosexuals!

                                                    Next: Negro rap crap.

                                                    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                                                    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                                                      • Larry Lee
                                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 4464
                                                        #479
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                                                        The Obama administration outlaws gun ownership except for law enforcement, hunters with special permits, and homosexuals!

                                                        Next: Negro rap crap.
                                                        ...performed by white people.

                                                        Next: Scarlet harlot Amy Grant
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                                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 8622
                                                            #480
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                            ...performed by white people.

                                                            Next: Scarlet harlot Amy Grant
                                                            Having to put up with hearing "Baby, Baby" for months way back in 1990.

                                                            Next: South Carolina's governor busted for "working on trannies".

                                                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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