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  • #511
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Negro hippies


    Next: Women with hairy legs.
    Women with mustaches and unibrows.

    Next: A prominent Republican pastor being exposed for having a homosexual affair.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • #512
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
      Women with hairy chests.
      Next: Lumpy gravy
      Wavy Gravy. (He's that hippie that was in charge of security at Woodstock)

      Next: Prominent Republican pastors exposed for having gay affairs.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • #513
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        Wavy Gravy. (He's that hippie that was in charge of security at Woodstock)

        Next: Prominent Republican pastors exposed for having gay affairs.
        uhm, A toss up between a paper cut and a hangnail.

        Next: Topless female scuba divers off the Laguna Beach beach
        sigpic

        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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        • #514
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

          Next: Topless female scuba divers off the Laguna Beach beach
          ...who don't shave their legs...

          Next: The notorious perverted atheistic cripple Steven Hawking
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #515
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            ...who don't shave their legs...

            Next: The notorious perverted atheistic cripple Steven Hawking
            Being abducted by Steven Hawking's people and used as his sex gimp.

            Next:Mexican brothels
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • #516
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
              Being abducted by Steven Hawking's people and used as his sex gimp.

              Next:Mexican brothels
              Mexican brothels run by Don Bozo El Guapo (yeah, you can look it up...)

              Next: Don Bozo dressed in a Borat swimming suit.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #517
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

                Next: Don Bozo dressed in a Borat swimming suit.
                Wait, wouldn't a swimsuit made out of Borax dissolve pretty quickly?

                Um, anyway, uhm...A swimsuit made out of lead?


                Next: Judas, betrayer of Christ.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #518
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Wait, wouldn't a swimsuit made out of Borax dissolve pretty quickly?

                  Um, anyway, uhm...A swimsuit made out of lead?


                  Next: Judas, betrayer of Christ.
                  Judy Tenuta, founder of Judy-ism, and betrayer of taste.

                  Next: Finding out that when your sister said your teenaged nephew had become a fudgepacker, she didn't mean he'd taken a menial job with a confectioner.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #519
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Judy Tenuta, founder of Judy-ism, and betrayer of taste.

                    Next: Finding out that when your sister said your teenaged nephew had become a fudgepacker, she didn't mean he'd taken a menial job with a confectioner.
                    Finding out that your teenage nephew has become a Catholic priest.

                    Next: single mothers.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #520
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                      Next: single mothers.
                      Teenaged lesbian single mothers who dance skyclad with their covens with Rachael VanHellbound as chief witch!


                      Next: A blind piano player in a house of ill-repute.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #521
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Teenaged lesbian single mothers who dance skyclad with their covens with Rachael VanHellbound as chief witch!


                        Next: A blind piano player in a house of ill-repute.
                        A house of ill-repute without a blind piano player.

                        Next: R&B baby making songs
                        sigpic

                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                        • #522
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                          A house of ill-repute without a blind piano player.

                          Next: R&B baby making songs
                          R&B songs encouraging the use of unnatural devices which wantonly murder sperm!

                          Next: the East Coast.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #523
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            R&B songs encouraging the use of unnatural devices which wantonly murder sperm!

                            Next: the East Coast.

                            No East Coast

                            Charley Wiess

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                            • #524
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                              No East Coast

                              Charley Wiess
                              Charley Wiess trying to fugu his wife.

                              Next: Jesus handing out bread and fugu to the hungry.
                              sigpic

                              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • #525
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                Charley Wiess trying to fugu his wife.

                                Next: Jesus handing out bread and fugu to the hungry.
                                {Pssst! Brother Larry Lee! Are we Really© allowed to say "fugu" on this Godly board?}

                                Okay - Jesus decides to Eat it Himself, so now every time the cat-licks Eat Jesus (so to speak) they are Eating.....fugu

                                Next: A catlicker Eats Jesus-fugu and it makes him Shoot up a postal orifice

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