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  • #121
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    False, I'm not married (yet, ladies?)

    The person under me knows the Bible has no contradictions
    What? I can't understand what you're asking.

    The person under me has accepted Jesus Christ as their personal Savior, as God foreordained they would at the foundation of the world.
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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    • #122
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      AMEN! It is true!

      The person under me has been to another country.

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      • #123
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        AMEN! It is true!

        The person under me has been to another country.
        True! I've been to Englandstan, Canukistan, Messico, Vermontistan, way to many Godless countries to mention.

        The person below me has impure thoughts when "knowing" his/her spouse.

        Yours in Christ
        Brother Lazarus
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • #124
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          False. I've never been married (yet, ladies?)

          The person under me appreciates a running gag.

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          • #125
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            False. I've never been married (yet, ladies?)

            The person under me appreciates a running gag.
            FALSE. I have no sense of humor whatsoever.
            The person under me has read Poe in a coffee shop.

            On a side note; what ever became of your Russian bride Brother Basher?
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • #126
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              (Bogdana is still in Russia. If I ever get enough money I might send for her to come here, assuming I don't meet a good American girl first...)

              I have never read Poe in a coffee shop. Nor have I ever read Poe. Nor have I ever been in a coffee shop.

              The person under me is married.

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              • #127
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                The person under me is married.
                False, I have been happily engaged to sister Thumper for over 6 years now. And I see no reason to change that....


                The person under me is divorced.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #128
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Is false, I' not married m. I' began m in order to think I' ll never it obtains married… Persona under me intends to pay my way to America and exactly does not lace me lengthwise…

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                  • #129
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
                    Is false, I' not married m. I' began m in order to think I' ll never it obtains married… Persona under me intends to pay my way to America and exactly does not lace me lengthwise…
                    Madam, I'll not be lacing you lengthwise, sidewise, face-to-face, over easy, up a rope, or with a shovel.

                    However, the person below me is depraved enough to try.
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                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                    • #130
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      False, not until when (if?) we are married.

                      The person under me disapproves of Europeans

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                      • #131
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        The person under me disapproves of Europeans
                        True! Real Godly Europeans came to America generations ago.

                        The person under me prefers watching CSI Miami over Bible study.
                        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                        • #132
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                          True! Real Godly Europeans came to America generations ago.

                          The person under me prefers watching CSI Miami over Bible study.
                          FALSE.
                          I only watch cooking shows and The 700 Club.
                          The person under me has eaten a locust.
                          Luke 5:31
                          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                          • #133
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                            The person under me has eaten a locust.
                            False! However my dog does enjoy munching on Palmetto Bugs.

                            The person under me has had impure thoughts while watching Pat Robertson on the 700 club.
                            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                            • #134
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                              False! However my dog does enjoy munching on Palmetto Bugs.

                              The person under me has had impure thoughts while watching Pat Robertson on the 700 club.
                              FALSE.
                              He's become a little too liberal for me these days.
                              The person under me has a secret crush on Oprah Winfrey.
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                              • #135
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False, I can't really say I swing that way, regardless of what you folk may believe

                                The person below me has voted democrat.
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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