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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197
    #61
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    False, I don't play video games, they distract me from the Bible.

    The person under me voted for Palin in November!

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      • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 450
        #62
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        False, I don't play video games, they distract me from the Bible.

        The person under me voted for Palin in November!
        True, although I wished I could have voted for Palin without McLame. Palin/Huckabee 2012?

        The person below me secretly "reads" the Victoria's Secret catalog in the lavatory.

        In Christ,
        Warren

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #63
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False!

            The person under me is terrified about the Islamists taking over the world.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #64
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                False!

                The person under me is terrified about the Islamists taking over the world.
                False! I fully anticipate that the world will end with Jesus' return soon -- within the next 5-10 years, before the Islamist takeover is complete -- and the Islamists will be utterly destroyed.

                The person under me is a closet Obama fan.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #65
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    FALSE! I don't care for Moslems.

                    The person under me keeps every word of the Bible.

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                      • Nurse Clampett
                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 974
                        #66
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
                        Verily!

                        The person under me has stoned a witch
                        FALSE (I need to answer that way as I'm still in litigation)
                        The person below me has eaten tofu.
                        Luke 5:31
                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                          • Larry Lee
                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 4464
                            #67
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                            FALSE (I need to answer that way as I'm still in litigation)
                            The person below me has eaten tofu.
                            Mock tofu? TRUE

                            The person below me knows how to use a long range hunting rifle to get their dinner.
                            sigpic

                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405
                                #68
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                Mock tofu? TRUE

                                The person below me knows how to use a long range hunting rifle to get their dinner.
                                FALSE The state coroners' inquest ruled a wild animal had clearly eaten that corpse.

                                The person below me wows them at parties by reciting whole verses of the Song of Solomon from memory.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 13996
                                    #69
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                    The person below me wows them at parties by reciting whole verses of the Song of Solomon from memory.
                                    TRUE! And would you believe I was nearly arrested for "lewd conduct" and two dozen counts of "corrupting the morals of a minor" for doing so at a children's summer camp? Imagine! Arrested for reciting the Word of God!

                                    The person below me is addicted to dark chocolate.
                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                      • Nobar King
                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                        Christ's Guardian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 23748
                                        #70
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        True. I had to quit eating chocolate at fourteen because I was becoming obsessed with eating it. I suppose I'm still an addict, though.

                                        The person below me is fond of horses:
                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #71
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            True: there's nothing more manly than a man who loves horses.

                                            Next: Batman

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                                              • Nurse Clampett
                                                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jan 2009
                                                • 974
                                                #72
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                True: there's nothing more manly than a man who loves horses.

                                                Next: Batman
                                                I never had sexual relations with that bat!
                                                The person under me has a joo accountant.
                                                Last edited by Nurse Clampett; 05-21-2009, 11:03 PM. Reason: Wrong thread
                                                Luke 5:31
                                                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                    The person under me has a joo accountant.
                                                    Well, technically false. Landover Baptist Church has a team of clever joo accountants who take care of the paperwork connected with Tithing. Of course we also have a team of Mormon thugs who watch them like hawks.


                                                    Next: The person under me has a house negro.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Nobar King
                                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                        Christ's Guardian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2007
                                                        • 23748
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        My house is white.

                                                        The next person didn't eat enough today.
                                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                          • SUV
                                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 11027
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                            My house is white.

                                                            The next person didn't eat enough today.
                                                            That's Right! That's absolutely TRUE!® How I could go for a big old platter of drippin' Barbeque this very instant!

                                                            The person/Deity below me is JESUS the CHRIST, come to unleash Rat Attack '09 (RA9) upon unRepentant sinners! Yaaay!!!!!!!!

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