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  • #166
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    False! What do I look like, a liberal?

    The person under me keeps all the laws in Leviticus.
    TRUE! Among others, of course, and as restricted by the secular laws of the Godly USA!

    The person under me saw the new Star Trek movie, and rebuked its blasphemous time-space continuum paradoxes.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #167
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      False, I don't watch Hellyweird movies.

      The person under me saw and loved Kirk Cameron's epic masterpiece, Fireproof.

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      • #168
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        False, I don't watch Hellyweird movies.

        The person under me saw and loved Kirk Cameron's epic masterpiece, Fireproof.
        Is Kirk Cameron related to James Tiberius Kirk?

        The person under me is not a Trekkie.
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • #169
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          True, it is false that I am a trekkie.

          The person under me agrees with the Ontological argument.

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          • #170
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            The person under me agrees with the Ontological argument.
            True, but only within the context of the dialectical.

            The person under me has been sleeping on the same sheets for three years.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #171
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              False, indeed, if our housekeeper were to slack off with her cleaning duties she'd be punished good and proper!

              The person below me has had sinful thoughts about a person they'd like to be below them!
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              • #172
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Absolutely false!

                The person under me is a pastor.

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                • #173
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Absolutely false!

                  The person under me is a pastor.
                  FALSE.
                  The person under me is Joe the Plumber.
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • #174
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                    FALSE.
                    The person under me is Joe the Plumber.
                    How I wish I had Joe's charisma and biting insight into the issues of our time!

                    The person under me has read the article in People Magazine about Bristol's bastard baby.
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                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                    • #175
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                      The person under me has read the article in People Magazine about Bristol's bastard baby.
                      TRUE, but only until I realized I was focusing on their Pain and not the Pain upcoming to myself, which I planned to offer up to JESUS

                      (Well, you never know what vile trash you may find in a dentist's waiting room....)

                      The person under me hasn't Stoned a sinful cat in years

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                      • #176
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False, although I have reason to believe it was really a witch in the form of a cat...

                        The person under me plays The Sims

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                        • #177
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          False, although I have reason to believe it was really a witch in the form of a cat...

                          The person under me plays The Sims
                          TRUE, but only to proselytize to the other players.

                          The person under me has been on three of Pastor Zeke's famous BASH witnessing and prayer tours of Nebraska gay bars.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • #178
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False, I've only been to two of them.

                            The person under me knows why John Hagee is a blasphemer.

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                            • #179
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              False, I've only been to two of them.

                              The person under me knows why John Hagee is a blasphemer.
                              True! Um . . . He isn't a Landoverian?

                              The person below me knows atheists actually just hate God because they have miserable lives, and want to make others miserable too.
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                              • #180
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                True

                                The person under me knows that everyone in the world can logically come to the conclusion of the existence of one God who created the universe with no outside influence, and people simply choose not to.

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