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  • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
    Forum Member, possibly Irish
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2013
    • 209
    #2836
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    False!
    I have committed well over 1,000 verse to memory. The Lords work is never done.

    The person below me has enforced the ENTIRE Bibles Rules of God on those around them, irrespective of personal opinions or pleas of mercy.
    False

    As a mere woman, I must look to my dear, sweet husband (may we be blessed with his forthcoming Salvation and subsequent Testimony sooner rather than later, praise Jesus!) to enforce God's Word in our household; I do my best largely on my own, but with an uneasy heart and weak female countenance.

    The person under me has NEVER in his/her life committed the sin of masturbation, and may proudly declare themselves a lifelong "virgin" of self-molestation!
    1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
    Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #2837
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish View Post
        The person under me has NEVER in his/her life committed the sin of masturbation, and may proudly declare themselves a lifelong "virgin" of self-molestation!
        True-ish. Jesus told me that after 3 months of no masturbation, you requalify for virginity.



        The person under me is a fan of lesbian basketball teams.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • IreneS
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2013
            • 197
            #2838
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The person under me is a fan of lesbian basketball teams.
            False. They are too tall and their skin is too dark.


            The person beneath me is an unmarried atheist who regards this forum with disdain.

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              • WildeKat
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Dec 2013
                • 5
                #2839
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by IreneS View Post
                False. They are too tall and their skin is too dark.


                The person beneath me is an unmarried atheist who regards this forum with disdain.
                FALSE. I am a married Chrisitan who loves this forum!

                The person under me believes in EVILoution.
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251
                    #2840
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by WildeKat View Post
                    FALSE. I am a married Chrisitan who loves this forum!

                    The person under me believes in EVILoution.
                    Yeah right.



                    The person below me has a flattering mouth that worketh ruin.
                    sigpic

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449
                        #2841
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Well yes, people often comment and I do have to say it looks good on m...

                        What?

                        Hold on.

                        Oh.

                        FALSE!

                        The person under me doesn't know Proverbs 26:28.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23768
                            #2842
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False.



                            The person under me has never offered strange fire before the LORD (Leviticus 10:1).
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Bob
                                Electrified by Jesus
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2011
                                • 95
                                #2843
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                The person under me has never offered strange fire before the LORD (Leviticus 10:1).
                                False. After accidentally burning down our previous house my mother no longer allows me to do anything at all with fire.

                                The person below me knows that the only true love is love for Jesus!
                                Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

                                John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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                                  • Witch Hammer
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 1717
                                    #2844
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Bob View Post
                                    False. After accidentally burning down our previous house my mother no longer allows me to do anything at all with fire.

                                    The person below me knows that the only true love is love for Jesus!
                                    True! He is Love™!

                                    The person below me is a habitual spiller of seed!

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                                      • WashedWithHisBlood
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Dec 2012
                                        • 177
                                        #2845
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                                        True! He is Love™!

                                        The person below me is a habitual spiller of seed!

                                        True, but false ( gosh it's hard to answer this.. )

                                        I used to spill my seed inside my jeans till the stains grew mouldy and smell like rotten apples, but then I stopped doing it since I found Jesus and accepted the son of man inside me.

                                        The person below me had experiences with being pennetrated up the anus!!
                                        Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                                          • ExGay Alex
                                            Helping boys become upright model citizens
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2008
                                            • 1295
                                            #2846
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
                                            True, but false ( gosh it's hard to answer this.. )

                                            I used to spill my seed inside my jeans till the stains grew mouldy and smell like rotten apples, but then I stopped doing it since I found Jesus and accepted the son of man inside me.

                                            The person below me had experiences with being pennetrated up the anus!!
                                            True, but that was a long time ago and Jesus cured me. I have acknowledged Him as my personal savior and I no longer accept to be penetrated anally.

                                            Plus it was only once. Don't recommend it. Especially on a day when your IBS is flaring up. Long and horrible story, not for repeating here.

                                            The person below me tolerates the gaysexual lifestyle by continuing to associate with a known sodomite.
                                            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                                              • Callisto
                                                WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                                                • Oct 2008
                                                • 174
                                                #2847
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                TRUE!

                                                The person under me wears cat ears and ends every sentence with "meow".

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                                                  • Jim Farmer
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2014
                                                    • 2293
                                                    #2848
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Well, if I had a pussy, and it were to respond, the answer may be 'true'. But I don't, so the answer is a resounding FALSE.

                                                    The person below me is yearning for Jesus to enter him/her.
                                                    sigpic

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                                                      • Godless Italian
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Jan 2015
                                                        • 10
                                                        #2849
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        True.
                                                        The person under me is an American
                                                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #2850
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Godless Italian View Post
                                                            The person under me is an American
                                                            That is 100% true you filthy wop!


                                                            The person under me likes truffles in his morning penguin egg omlette.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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