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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
Obviously, I'm Christian
The person under me is a talentless hack.
Obviously, I'm Christian
The person under me is a talentless hack.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
The person under me pretends to be a True Christian and yet watches cheap porn every Friday night at 11 P.M..Comment
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
False. I am filled with the Holy Spirit, and that is nothing to sneeze at.Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
The person under me owns a pink baseball bat, and he isn't afraid to use it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
False. The last time I did that, the S.W.A.T. team got called in. My wife was so embarrassed.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
The person under me has nude pictures of himself floating around the internet.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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FALSE! At least I hope so. Bobby Joe told me those had all been dealt with...Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
The person under me has eaten dinner with Christian Pro-Wrestlers.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
False. This woman has the misfortune of eating her home-cooked dinner alone.
The person under me serves God first, as well as dinner.1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
Well, true and false. I serve God at all times, but I have a 14 year old Indonesian houseboy who serves me my meals.Originally posted by Jennie View Post
The person under me is getting sick and tired of a certain True Christian(tm) lady bringing her over-cooked macaroni and cheese to every single Church potluck.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThe person under me is getting sick and tired of a certain True Christian™ lady bringing her over-cooked macaroni and cheese to every single Church potluck.
False. It's quite good, after you sprinkle liberally with bread crumbs and serve with asparagus and a mojito to offer the palate some contrast.
The person below me has gone trick-or-treating on Halloween as a kid trudging through snow, disappointed that their winter parka covered up their awesomely cool costume.
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False! I have NEVER gone "trick-or-treating" in my life! I do not celebrate satan's birthday!Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View PostThe person below me has gone trick-or-treating on Halloween as a kid trudging through snow, disappointed that their winter parka covered up their awesomely cool costume.
The person under me has finished his Christmas shopping already!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
False.
The person under me prefers to buy Christmas presents the day after Thanksgiving.Comment
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
False. On the day after Thanksgiving, there is an annual Pastor's Retreat on the Island of Tahiti, and I wouldn't miss that for the world.Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
The person under me has a servant with a toilet mouth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
False.
The person under me wishes they had a servant...Comment
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
True. The ladies in my congregation do some cleaning and cooking on a volunteer basis, but they don't respond well to discipline when they do bad things, like fold my underwear incorrectly.Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
The person under me is excited that Halloween is coming because of all the great witnessing opportunities it brings!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
True. Nothing like bringing Heathens to the lord.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostTrue. The ladies in my congregation do some cleaning and cooking on a volunteer basis, but they don't respond well to discipline when they do bad things, like fold my underwear incorrectly.
The person under me is excited that Halloween is coming because of all the great witnessing opportunities it brings!
The person under me came to the last revival drunk and passed out in the pews."I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.
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ABSOLUTELY FALSE! (it was an inner ear thing, had nothing to do with drinking...)
The person under me has a good doctorComment
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