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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
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    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Li'l Davey attends the Oscars



    I just know that's him way over on the left, in the sunglasses!

    Please, Pastor, please don't remove him and put up a big old Smiley Face again!
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

    Originally posted by SUV View Post


    I just know that's him way over on the left, in the sunglasses!

    Please, Pastor, please don't remove him and put up a big old Smiley Face again!
    SUV,

    Why is a good Christian woman like you posting the "left handman" of the anti-Christ in this Godly forum? For the love of Jesus woman you can just about see the high heel marks from Hilary Clinton on his body! Please tell me my impression is wrong Sister Sue; that you do not find the lap dog of some thespian she harlot atractive!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
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      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      SUV,

      Why is a good Christian woman like you posting the "left handman" of the anti-Christ in this Godly forum? For the love of Jesus woman you can just about see the high heel marks from Hilary Clinton on his body! Please tell me my impression is wrong Sister Sue; that you do not find the lap dog of some thespian she harlot atractive!
      Aw, Brother, I sought only to show him The Love of The Christ

      And he's not all Bad! He gave me a ticket to get in and see the 'Swan Song' of that un$avED Ice-lander, Bjork:



      (I hear she's gone into hiding before Mrs. Betty Bowers gets a look at that saggy Body-stocking.)

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        Aw, Brother, I sought only to show him The Love of The Christ
        Well it is good that you are so filled with His love you have an excess and it drives you to give comfort to the needy Sister Sue. I would hate to think of you involved in any depravity since it is well known the younger ladies here at Landover look to you as an example of proper behavior.

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        And he's not all Bad! He gave me a ticket to get in and see the 'Swan Song' of that un$avED Ice-lander, Bjork:



        (I hear she's gone into hiding before Mrs. Betty Bowers gets a look at that saggy Body-stocking.)

        Is that woman wearing a dead swan?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
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          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Is that woman wearing a dead swan?
          Oh, is that a woman? I figured it to be one of those Hollywood Homer!s.

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #6
            Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Is that woman wearing a dead swan?
            I'm sure it's faux, though there may be some dog fur involved.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              Oh, is that a woman? I figured it to be one of those Hollywood Homer!s.
              With that fat bottom of hers? Now Sister Sue, you know I'm considered the best here at Landover when it comes to spotting homers in drag.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

              Hot Must ReadThreads!


              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Poetic Peter
                Christian Poet Emeritus
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                • Nov 2006
                • 1696

                #8
                Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

                Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                I'm sure it's faux, though there may be some dog fur involved.


                pubic patch?

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

                  Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                  I'm sure it's faux
                  (Pssst, Brother OYK, I think some terrorist hacked into the forum and replaced "fake" with some indecipherable French word in an obvious attempt to try and embarrass you.)
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

                    This old photo of lil Davey will bring back a flood of memories for Sister SUV. Just watch.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Poetic Peter
                      Christian Poet Emeritus
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1696

                      #11
                      Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

                      Get me up to speed?
                      Who's this Munchkin? He looks like a cautionary example of God's Will be Done.

                      I never met Li'l Davey before. Is there a bio or story or post to link about him? Thx!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      This old photo of lil Davey will bring back a flood of memories for Sister SUV. Just watch.

                      Last edited by Poetic Peter; 02-28-2007, 02:27 PM.

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

                        Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                        Get me up to speed?
                        Who's this Munchkin? He looks like a cautionary example of God's Will be Done.

                        I never met Li'l Davey before. Is there a bio or story or post to link about him? Thx!
                        Bless you, Pastor, for posting his Visage again!

                        Brother Peter, I would love to tell you all about Li'l Davey, my honeycomb but the last two times I posted his real Name and picture, the picture was replaced with a giant Smiley.

                        Because some say he is a convicted Child Molester, perhaps! All part of the vast left-wing conspiracy, I am Sure.

                        Now I am not Sure that this Man is, in fact, even Christian - but just look at all that great potential!!! If we gave him a tambourine he'd sell Christian music like we sell JESUS™

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                        • H. Montague Worthington
                          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2716

                          #13
                          Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

                          NOTHING could possibly save the Oscars.

                          It was a tremendous advertisement for proof the US & and the West are the “Great Satan.”

                          First it was hosted by the poster child of homosexuals and lesbians, Helen the Degenerate. Best movie - to the mob. Best Actor - the man playing cannibalistic, butcher dictator of Uganda, Idi Amin. Best Actress - the woman playing the impotent head of state of England and head of the state religion of England (a religion founded by a king to permit his adultery and which is attended weekly by less than 2% of the people). Best documentary goes to a movie based on lies masquerading as science created by a bloated buffoon! Best song-- to a lesbo who kisses her "wife" as a recruiting tactic for the Homersexual Deathstyle.

                          What more fuel could we give to the radical Muslims to support their attacks upon our culture?

                          HELLyWIERD is aptly named. And they would gladly put Christ on a cross anytime!!

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #14
                            Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

                            You are Right, Brother Worthington. (And in more ways than one! )

                            Next Hellyweird "movie?" No doubt about Jesus' Precious Bone-Fragments supposedly being discovered in that Tomb, along with His Mom & Dad and the Son (now God is a Grampaw? Imagine that!) He supposedly Fathered by the Mary Magpie ho.

                            No - I shan't be attending the next Can of Worms, in 2008, even if you Men agreed to let me Preach there!

                            However, if you really, really, really want me to go, and spring for another stunning, Pastor-approved outfit I just might change my mind.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Li'l Davey attends the Oscars

                              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                              NOTHING could possibly save the Oscars.

                              It was a tremendous advertisement for proof the US & and the West are the “Great Satan.”

                              First it was hosted by the poster child of homosexuals and lesbians, Helen the Degenerate. Best movie - to the mob. Best Actor - the man playing cannibalistic, butcher dictator of Uganda, Idi Amin. Best Actress - the woman playing the impotent head of state of England and head of the state religion of England (a religion founded by a king to permit his adultery and which is attended weekly by less than 2% of the people). Best documentary goes to a movie based on lies masquerading as science created by a bloated buffoon! Best song-- to a lesbo who kisses her "wife" as a recruiting tactic for the Homersexual Deathstyle.

                              What more fuel could we give to the radical Muslims to support their attacks upon our culture?

                              HELLyWIERD is aptly named. And they would gladly put Christ on a cross anytime!!
                              Not to mention giving the washed-up and completely discredited Al Gore a fresh platform to peddle his junk science to billions all over the world. It came as no surprise that the joos in Hellywood would see fit to reward Gore's anti-Jesus documentary with a golden statue of a naked man.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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