[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Ever heard of spitting the work? I've been in a relationship with my boyfriend for the past year, and we simply spit the work. If he's over my house, I cook and clean for him. If I'm over his, he cooks and cleans for me. Simple as that. A man needs to know how to do for his girlfriend/wife, if she does for him. *nod nod*

[Seeker]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Ever heard of spitting the work?

No I have not. Can you please explain what spitting the work means, clean and sober. Thanks.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

No I have not. Can you please explain what spitting the work means, clean and sober. Thanks.

I meant splitting. My keyboard's all messed up cause of my little cousin... She spilled juice on it.

[Seeker]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

I meant splitting. My keyboard's all messed up cause of my little cousin... She spilled juice on it.

Are you sure it was not Vodka...... Still waiting for you to explain. I am not a feminist because that would go against the word of God.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Are you sure it was not Vodka...... Still waiting for you to explain. I am not a feminist because that would go against the word of God.

I'm sure it's juice, I was there.
What I mean is that, in the relationship I'm in with my boyfriend right now, we split the work. He does some, I do some. And he's never "put me in my place" or anything like that. He knows that if he ever tries to lay a finger on me in a malevolent way, he's going home severely injured. Our relationship is 50/50, like any normal relationship should be.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Our relationship is 50/50, like any normal relationship should be.

There is nothing normal about a Man doing women's work, unless you are referring to the cultural standards of hell.

Try reading the Holy Bible to find out what Jesus wants you to do, Hop-Sing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

There is nothing normal about a Man doing women's work, unless you are referring to the cultural standards of hell.

Try reading the Holy Bible to find out what Jesus wants you to do, Hop-Sing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

How about......... No. He doesn't mind doing housework or cooking or gardening, and I don't mind doing more traditionally masculine things. It's a trade off. We wouldn't have it any other way. It's perfect. If we had our way, I'd carry the kid 4 and 1/2 months and he'd carry it 4 and 1/2 months.
I love my relationship with him. Can't say the same for most of the Landover ladies...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

How about......... No. He doesn't mind doing housework or cooking or gardening, and I don't mind doing more traditionally masculine things. It's a trade off. We wouldn't have it any other way. It's perfect. If we had our way, I'd carry the kid 4 and 1/2 months and he'd carry it 4 and 1/2 months.
I love my relationship with him. Can't say the same for most of the Landover ladies...

So your boyfriend is a fag in other words. Disgusting.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

So your boyfriend is a fag in other words. Disgusting.

*buzzer sound*
Wrong again!
Riddle me this, Zeke. If he is male, and I am female, and we are in a consensual relationship... How does that make him gay?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

*buzzer sound*
Wrong again!
Riddle me this, Zeke. If he is male, and I am female, and we are in a consensual relationship... How does that make him gay?

If he does housework and wants to carry a baby in his gut, how does that make him a normal man? I mean come on.

Your guy is a sissy, and you turned him into one. I bet he likes to wear your frilly underthings too.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

*buzzer sound*
Wrong again!
Riddle me this, Zeke. If he is male, and I am female, and we are in a consensual relationship... How does that make him gay?

As a feminazi bull-dyke, you barely qualify as female. I bet you even wear trousers!

[Seeker]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

I'm sure it's juice, I was there.
What I mean is that, in the relationship I'm in with my boyfriend right now, we split the work. He does some, I do some. And he's never "put me in my place" or anything like that. He knows that if he ever tries to lay a finger on me in a malevolent way, he's going home severely injured. Our relationship is 50/50, like any normal relationship should be.

Tell that to the judge. A little vodka mixed with juice never did anybody no harm..

I am still confused... You say he has never "put you in your place" and also..then you make it sound like he could be abusive or something. (if you stood up to him)

I sure hope for that wonderful 50/50 thing. You did explain it so well and thank you!

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

If he does housework and wants to carry a baby in his gut, how does that make him a normal man? I mean come on.

Your guy is a sissy, and you turned him into one. I bet he likes to wear your frilly underthings too.

Nah. He just likes giving me time to relax.
He's no sissy, either. He's on the baseball team of our school, so I'm pretty sure you have to have strength and agility to do that...

As a feminazi bull-dyke, you barely qualify as female. I bet you even wear trousers!

I do wear pants, but only because it can get really cold here. I'd rather not have wind and rain going up my skirt. I do own some though.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

I do wear pants

Case closed!

[Seeker]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

I must have pissed someone off because of the color change.

Thanks..