[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you mormon.

How dare you call Brother Temperance a magic underpants-wearing, Joseph Smith-worshipping, Donnie and Marie-loving Mormon, you contemptible bull dyke! No wonder gooks like you are damned to Hell, if you can't tell a True Christian(tm) church from a Satanic cult, there is almost no hope for you!

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

How dare you call Brother Temperance a magic underpants-wearing, Joseph Smith-worshipping, Donnie and Marie-loving Mormon, you contemptible bull dyke! No wonder gooks like you are damned to Hell, if you can't tell a True Christian™ church from a Satanic cult, there is almost no hope for you!

Landover Baptists, Mormons, Scientologists...
All crazy people to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.

But you are some kind of slant, right? So what are you whining about?

We are against the mongrelization of the races by the way. Jesus hates that too.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.

Well, that explains why you look like a man..
It's impossible to tell most darkie women from darkie men.
Or one from the other for that matter.. Basically, you all look the same.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.

Sorry if I offended your Chinee sensibilities. Should I offer to perform a tea ceremony to make it up to you? Just as long as you don't try a kamikaze attack on our church or anything.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Sorry if I offended your Chinee sensibilities. Should I offer to perform a tea ceremony to make it up to you? Just as long as you don't try a kamikaze attack on our church or anything.

Sweet Jesus Brother temperance, don't even suggest such a thing!!

The gook "tea ceremony" is nothing short of a Shintos satanic ritual in which the marijuana ("tea") is distributed to naked geisha girls (queer chink harlots) who are all painted in white. Wild orgies ensue, blood is spilled, cats and dogs lay together, water is mixed with buttermilk, and unGodly mayhem ensues.

I'm glad I was able to intervene before you damaged your otherwise stellar reputation. Never offer to perform a "tea ceremony" again!

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Sorry if I offended your Chinee sensibilities. Should I offer to perform a tea ceremony to make it up to you? Just as long as you don't try a kamikaze attack on our church or anything.

*no comment*

Well, that explains why you look like a man..
It's impossible to tell most darkie women from darkie men.
Or one from the other for that matter.. Basically, you all look the same.

Not true at all. I've been to Africa, and the women are very beautiful and graceful. I had to remember I had a boyfriend when I went over there... Everyone was so unique and gorgeous.

But you are some kind of slant, right? So what are you whining about?

We are against the mongrelization of the races by the way. Jesus hates that too.

Meh. Believe what your 2000 year old textbook tells you. I'll stay sane.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Sweet Jesus Brother temperance, don't even suggest such a thing!!

The gook "tea ceremony" is nothing short of a Shintos satanic ritual in which the marijuana ("tea") is distributed to naked geisha girls (queer chink harlots) who are all painted in white. Wild orgies ensue, blood is spilled, cats and dogs lay together, water is mixed with buttermilk, and unGodly mayhem ensues.

I'm glad I was able to intervene before you damaged your otherwise stellar reputation. Never offer to perform a "tea ceremony" again!

Thank you for pointing that out in time. I was under the impression it was just a quaint, harmless ceremony, like the good old-fashioned British teabagging ritual.

*no comment*

Why am I so unsurprised you'd choose a yellow, chink-eyed emoticon to express yourself?

Not true at all. I've been to Africa, and the women are very beautiful and graceful. I had to remember I had a boyfriend when I went over there... Everyone was so unique and gorgeous.

Is this your way of admitting you have the AIDS now? Do you know if it was a negroid or a monkey you got it off, or is it genuinely impossible to say?

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Why am I so unsurprised you'd choose a yellow, chink-eyed emoticon to express yourself?

Almost all of the smileys here are yellow. And Asian people aren't yellow! I dunno where you got that from, but we're not yellow.

Is this your way of admitting you have the AIDS now? Do you know if it was a negroid or a monkey you got it off, or is it genuinely impossible to say?

Neither. I kept my legs shut when I went to Africa.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Why do all the Chinese-African lesbians always come to Landover Baptist Church to spew their racist hatred against people of faith? Why must we be victimized yet again?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

I kept my legs shut when I went to Africa.

How about your mouth?

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Not true at all. I've been to Africa, and the women are very beautiful and graceful. I had to remember I had a boyfriend when I went over there... Everyone was so unique and gorgeous.

I don't know if "gorgeous" is the proper description, but your mother and her fellow African nigresses are indeed unique.







However, on the bright side, if you consider the above women to be grogeous perhaps you aren't the lesbian carpet muncher everyone thinks you are.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Not only do nigress sows look like the bucks, but Jap men are nearly indistinguishable from women. Which means Miss Ching Chong probably looks something like this:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Not only do nigress sows look like the bucks, but Jap men are nearly indistinguishable from women. Which means Miss Ching Chong probably looks something like this:

Except with buck teeth.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Almost all of the smileys here are yellow. And Asian people aren't yellow! I dunno where you got that from, but we're not yellow.

I got it from Asia, where the yellow gooks live. They call you little demons the "yellow peril" for a reason, and it's not your sickening habit of urinating anywhere and everywhere.