[Milkerman]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

Well hello, hello, little kiddies! You've been wandering around here and developing some ideas about what the Marvellous Experience of Hell will be like. "Will it be painful, like hot and burny and stuff?", "Will there really be all that anal raping I keep reading about?", "Is it even there?"

Well my dearest, darling, doodlebugs, Alie has the answer (as usual)! And here it is: What Hell Is Really Like! (Click the "Watch This Movie" link next to the picture of the little demon, and make sure you've got your speakers on!)

That is silly. You need six months on the farm to teach you what hard work is and stop you showing off. Stop you posting silly links to. I come here because I hear inspirering sermons by Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick. Sermons about how hellfire is there for malefactors and immoral people like who have unnatural affections. I expect the Landover forum to have more inspirering sermons, but this just silly girl showing off and silly foreign nonsense. Where is it about Jesus and Hell and what will happen to sinners? These forums anre not as good as site with Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

That is silly. You need six months on the farm to teach you what hard work is and stop you showing off. Stop you posting silly links to. I come here because I hear inspirering sermons by Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick. Sermons about how hellfire is there for malefactors and immoral people like who have unnatural affections. I expect the Landover forum to have more inspirering sermons, but this just silly girl showing off and silly foreign nonsense. Where is it about Jesus and Hell and what will happen to sinners? These forums anre not as good as site with Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick.

Friend, I want to advise you to ignore all of the unsaved scum who wander into "God's favorite forum", and focus on what the True Christian™ Brothers have to share. I can see why a newcomer might become confused, especially a farmer like you, with all of the God mockers who haunt these boards.

My personal favorite sermon on this topic is a classic delivered by Pastor Deacon Fred not so many summers ago, entitled "I can't wait to see people burn in hell." I hope that you enjoy it as much as I did in the front row of the church that day.

[Brother John]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

Uhh..excuse me, mister very unobservant, but you're talking to UNDECIDED, not Lilith.

I don't know where you're from, but it was near midnight when I posted that reply, and I am (and was then, too) knackered. There aren't many antagonists on this forum who are able spell, and I got mixed up. My bad! Doesn't alter my point though.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

I don't know where you're from, but it was near midnight when I posted that reply, and I am (and was then, too) knackered. There aren't many antagonists on this forum who are able spell, and I got mixed up. My bad! Doesn't alter my point though.

Son, you don't have to answer to VanToiletmouth or her witch friend Lilith. They will do nearly anything to confuse and befuddle. Don't let them sway you from the path of righteousness that you are treading right now. Jesus wants you more than those two harlots.

[lilith]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

Son, you don't have to answer to VanToiletmouth or her witch friend Lilith. They will do nearly anything to confuse and befuddle. Don't let them sway you from the path of righteousness that you are treading right now. Jesus wants you more than those two harlots.

WELL DONE ZEKE!!!
It took a while...but finally you got something right.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

WELL DONE ZEKE!!!
It took a while...but finally you got something right.

Lilith,

Doesn't it make you sad that Jesus doesn't like you? I mean considering He gives everyone he likes the gift of life everlasting.

[lilith]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

Lilith,

Doesn't it make you sad that Jesus doesn't like you? I mean considering He gives everyone he likes the gift of life everlasting.

Not when you consider the christian idea of heaven,which will be populated entirely by zealous christians....in fact,it's a great relief!

And doubtless hell will be populated with far more interesting people - not a few of whom are capable of thinking,as opposed to constantly regurgitating the same old learnt-by-rote belief system.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

Not when you consider the christian idea of heaven,which will be populated entirely by zealous christians....in fact,it's a great relief!

And doubtless hell will be populated with far more interesting people - not a few of whom are capable of thinking,as opposed to constantly regurgitating the same old learnt-by-rote belief system.

Oh, I'm sure there will be billions of interesting and educated people, lilith!

Each one of whom will be far to busy screaming in eternal agony to discuss philosophy or baby recipes with you.

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

I am a gay spiritualist so I am really interested in what Hell is like from your perspective, can you enlighten me please?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

I am a gay spiritualist so I am really interested in what Hell is like from your perspective, can you enlighten me please?

Okay, let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

I prefer Robert Heinleins view of Hell in the book Job - potrays Satan in a diiferent 'light' the fallen angel who is forced to play in a crooked game.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

I prefer Robert Heinleins view of Hell in the book Job - potrays Satan in a diiferent 'light' the fallen angel who is forced to play in a crooked game.

I don't know who this "Robert Heinlein" is.. but the book of Job is from the Bible, nitwit.
So he sure didn't write it!


Besides satain isn't forced at all, instead he is stupid enough to try and gamble with God.
He says to God that Job only loves God because God has blessed Job so much, and that if he (satan) were allowed to take it away, Job wouldn't love God anymore.

God, being omniscent (he knows everything), know satan is going to lose this bet, so he takes it and allows satan to torment Job in every possible way..
And guess what, no matter what satan does.. Killing Jobs family, his children, burning down his home etc.
Job still loves God! And satan owes God a tenner.
Praise God Allmighty, He ALWAYS Win!

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

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I don't know who this "Robert Heinlein" is.. but the book of Job is from the Bible, nitwit.
So he sure didn't write it!


Besides satain isn't forced at all, instead he is stupid enough to try and gamble with God.
He says to God that Job only loves God because God has blessed Job so much, and that if he (satan) were allowed to take it away, Job wouldn't love God anymore.

God, being omniscent (he knows everything), know satan is going to lose this bet, so he takes it and allows satan to torment Job in every possible way..
And guess what, no matter what satan does.. Killing Jobs family, his children, burning down his home etc.
Job still loves God! And satan owes God a tenner.
Praise God Allmighty, He ALWAYS Win!

The biblical god does not exist, Robert Heinlein wrote a updated version of Job which paints satan as the true protagonist who is forced to play gods childish game. If dog is omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient that suggests to me that we have no free will and everything is preordained - so what can we possibly learn or develop from having no free will? how can we spiritually grow? Or are we meant to grovel at the feet of a mean spirited, bad tempered childish deity called dog?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

The biblical god does not exist,

I suppose you have some kind of irrefutable evidence for this?
No? Oh well, what a surprise!

Robert Heinlein wrote a updated version of Job which paints satan as the true protagonist who is forced to play gods childish game.

You mean he REWROTE it; plagiarism and rewriting isn't "updating" anything..
And if you don't agree that's the case, then I think I'm going to "update" that "Silver Birch" crap.

If dog is omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient that suggests to me that we have no free will and everything is preordained - so what can we possibly learn or develop from having no free will?

I've never heard of any such dog, but I suppose you thought that was very "witty", didn't you?
But how so? God knows what you will choose in every decision you make, before you make them, but the decisions are still yours to make.

Hard to understand for you?
That's because God and His power is beyond feeble human understanding.
(Of course, the fact that you are a mental midget also plays a part.)

how can we spiritually grow? Or are we meant to grovel at the feet of a mean spirited, bad tempered childish deity called dog?

We are meant to worship God, nothing else.
It would seem you doesn't believe in God because you don't like having anyone telling you what to do.. Similar to a 6yr old.
Just because you doesn't believe in something that doesn't mean it isn't true.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you aren't the center of the universe, vile sodomite.

One only "grows spiritually" by pleasing God and becoming more and more righteous.

I pray that Jesus will open your eyes, or if He so chooses, close them forever.
Praise God!

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

Re: What Hell Is Really Like!

I pray that Jesus will open your eyes, or if He so chooses, close them forever.
Praise God!

My eyes are open to the truth there is no need to worship anyone the afterlife is there for everyone not for the chosen few who live their life in fear of messing up with the big guy

You will have the opportunity to judge yourself when you passover