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[WickedWitch]

It's called "Find the Sin". Post something with (subliminal) sin designed to pollute minds and souls, and we'll all guess where the sin is hidden. To get you all started, I'm going to post a little song/video flash; the sin is pretty obvious, but we'll start off easy. Ready! Here we go:

Where's the sin in this?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

It's called "Find the Sin". Post something with (subliminal) sin designed to pollute minds and souls, and we'll all guess where the sin is hidden. To get you all started, I'm going to post a little song/video flash; the sin is pretty obvious, but we'll start off easy. Ready! Here we go:

Where's the sin in this?

Here is your answer, harlot:

Matthew 4:7

Jesus said unto him, It is written again,

Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

Sin is not a joke nor is it a game to be played.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

I'll bet you didn't even watch the video, Cranky Boots. Watch it and then be a crank.


For those of you who haven't got your panties in a twist, here's a hint: there are two counts of subliminal sin in the video.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

I'll bet you didn't even watch the video, Cranky Boots. Watch it and then be a crank.


For those of you who haven't got your panties in a twist, here's a hint: there are two counts of subliminal sin in the video.

One: It is sung by eurotrash scum in unintelligible gibberish.

Two: It is demonic anime.

Thou shalt NOT tempt the Lord thy God! You are just asking for it, and Jesus is in the mood to deliver it after dealing with all the drunk puking micks today.

[godless-queer]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

Hey Ladies,
the sin is, the panda let the cucumber escape
smooches

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

Hey Ladies,
the sin is, the panda let the cucumber escape
smooches

You see Allie? This is how you're going to end up if you don't accept Christ, and fast!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

One: It is sung by eurotrash scum in unintelligible gibberish.

Two: It is demonic anime.

Thou shalt NOT tempt the Lord thy God! You are just asking for it, and Jesus is in the mood to deliver it after dealing with all the drunk puking micks today.

Wrong!

Hey Ladies,
the sin is, the panda let the cucumber escape
smooches

Sorry, hun, but that's wrong too.

Oh, and, Brother Temperance, I assure you that I am in no danger of becoming a gay man.

First count of sin: The cucumbers themselves. Remember that discussion about "gay foods"; foods gay men ought to avoid, due to their... shape? Yeah.

Second count of sin: Did you see when the panda was looming over the cucumber, and the cucumber was sweating? I'm sure you noticed that it looked a lot more like a very excited panda. Terribly sinful, that!


All right, you lot, it's your turn. As long as you down let certain party-poopers *looks in the general direction of Pastor Zeke* get to you, this can be a really fun game. So go for it!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

Okay, Allie, let's try this... Find the sin!

It's called "Find the Sin". Post something with (subliminal) sin designed to pollute minds and souls, and we'll all guess where the sin is hidden. To get you all started, I'm going to post a little song/video flash; the sin is pretty obvious, but we'll start off easy. Ready! Here we go:

Where's the sin in this?

Why you want to drag down people who come here for help is beyond me. When you slice open the goat, do you see your instructions from Satan in the entrails?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

It's called "Find the Sin". Post something with (subliminal) sin designed to pollute minds and souls, and we'll all guess where the sin is hidden. To get you all started, I'm going to post a little song/video flash; the sin is pretty obvious, but we'll start off easy. Ready! Here we go:

Where's the sin in this?

Considering your own current choice of the broad path to eternal hellfire, Allie, I'm surprised that you'd be worried about the possibility of others sinning.

First remove the beam from thine own eye, Allie. Then thou mayest see clearly to help thine brother remove the speck from his.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

Why you want to drag down people who come here for help is beyond me. A game is dragging people down? But you looney Christians spot sin everywhere, so why not do it for fun? You need to lighten up. When you slice open the goat, do you see your instructions from Satan in the entrails?

I would never hurt an animal. Never. Not for any reason. And I've never even met Satan (although I hear good things).

First remove the beam from thine own eye, Alie. Then thou mayest see clearly to help thine brother remove the speck from his.

What the hell is this about beams in eyes? I haven't got any beams in my eye, what's wrong with you???


Note To Would-Be Posters To This Thread: If you are going to bea cranky-pants and aren't going to play the game, then don't bother posting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

Note To Would-Be Posters To This Thread: If you are going to bea cranky-pants and aren't going to play the game, then don't bother posting. [/COLOR]

Note to unsaved scum like Allie: Unless you actually want to spend eternity being peeled like a grape and dipped in scalding hot sulfur, I would stop this nonsense at once and start worshiping Jesus like the Bible says.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

Note To Would-Be Posters To This Thread: If you are going to bea cranky-pants and aren't going to play the game, then don't bother posting.

Do we come to your house and set up a Bible study group? No, and it's not just because of the aborted fetuses littering the floors. It would be rude of us to come to your pit of despair and try to make it over in our image.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

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Argg What a horrible language they're speaking. It's Finnish, isn't it?

Regardless, if dirty pictures are all you care about, XTube's full of them. But, if Jesus' mighty love is what you hunger for, let us fill you to overflowing.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

Argg What a horrible language they're speaking. It's Finnish, isn't it?

Regardless, if dirty pictures are all you care about, XTube's full of them. But, if Jesus' mighty love is what you hunger for, let us fill you to overflowing.

Brother Lee, are suggesting a group prayer session with this harlot? It is obvious Satan's grip on her is strong (as to be expected from any woman who knows how to speak French). This may take multiple prayer partners to bring her to Glory and the southing satisfaction He can only give.

This maybe the only Allie can be made receptive to Jesus.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Let's Play A Game!

Brother Lee, are suggesting a group prayer session with this harlot? It is obvious Satan's grip on her is strong (as to be expected from any woman who knows how to speak French). This may take multiple prayer partners to bring her to Glory and the southing satisfaction He can only give.

This maybe the only Allie can be made receptive to Jesus.

Lord knows Allie needs her Jesus ... And He's right here, waiting for her to accept Him -- into her heart and into that soft, quiet place that only He can fill. So, you want to tag team this one, Bobby J?