Disappointed Again

[H. Montague Worthington]

My wife Delores and I were praying that the British/Iranian hostage crisis would spin out of control and trigger Armageddon. Nothing would be sweeter than being swept up to live with the Lord just as the world is igniting in nuclear hellfire, and hearing the blood-curdling screams of billions of unsaved sinners as their disgusting flesh is burned off their bodies in a glorious festival of brutal killing.

Oh well. There's always the next international crisis leading the world to the brink of total destruction. We'll just pray a little harder that the next one explodes into bloody worldwide carnage.

PRAISE!!

[SUV]

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Don't fret, Brother Monty, because "It's always darkest before the storm."

Or is it brightest before the storm? Calmest in the eye of the hurricane? The storm before the calm? (The clam - ???) You can't lay no boogie woogie on the King of rock n roll........?........

Anyway, don't worry. The Good Lord will Cook up something

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yes Brother Montague, don't despair. Jesus' elect is still President. Bush is a good man and he will see to it God's will be done. Soon Iran and all those other worthless countries will be burning like the hell bound scum they are. Just give it chance!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well see I am not surprised that Jesus chose to not start His glorious orgy of unspeakable suffering and destruction with this latest incident of terrorism from iraquistan, because the Godless brits do not enjoy the favor of our Lord. It is a well-established fact that british men are a gutless bunch, who can only look masculine when standing next to the french.

Still, I am impressed with the particular group of british soldiers (plus one girl) who were captured and tortured by the terrorist mudslimes. Despite their agonizing ordeal they have decided to sell the details of their gutlessness for a profit. I guess our God-fearing Capitalist American soldiers have had a good influence on them in the field. Praise Jesus.

[Brother Temperance]

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On behalf of all my countrymen, I would like to sincerely apologise for our worthless, limp-wristed failure to stand up to Iran and ignite a glorious nuclear holocaust in Jesus' name.

Yours penitently,
Temperance

[Father Maurice Lester]

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...You can't lay no boogie woogie on the King of rock n roll........?........

Jeeze Louise. You Baptwits don't just screw up Biblical verse, you can't even get a Long John Baldry quote right!


"Don't try and lay no boogie-woogie on the King of rock n roll."


Also, why are you quoting such a notorious man lover?




Bless you, my Tiara Trollop,
Father Mo

[SUV]

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Long John Baldry

"Don't try and lay no boogie-woogie on the King of rock n roll."

Also, why are you quoting such a notorious man lover?

Dady Mole, you Wound me! I was quoting former (he's Dead now) Baptist Lewis Grizzard!!!

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Dady Mole, you Wound me! I was quoting former (he's Dead now) Baptist Lewis Grizzard!!!

Yes indeed. Former because as soon as he died he found out that Baptists are not the true champions of Jesus that we Catholics are! If he was lucky he might have gotten off a quick deathbed conversion before his last circling of the drain!

When the Pope dies, he is still a Catholic because that's exactly what our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ wanted! If you want to sit with the Lord in Heaven I suggest you drop this cult fixation of yours and come visit me for some careful Catholic guidance.


Bless you, my slow but well meaning convert to be,
Father Mo

[SUV]

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You mean to say this is Alive, and didn't just spend too long of a Weekend at Bernie's?:

Well, okay. But he'll be gonzo for sure when he gets done with these two schooners of Tequila Gold:

[Brother Temperance]

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When the Pope dies, he is still a Catholic because that's exactly what our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ wanted!

For once I find myself agreeing with you. There's no way the Lord would want His kingdom cluttered up with child-molesting old fools who'd keep worshipping His mother.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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My wife Delores and I were praying that the British/Iranian hostage crisis would spin out of control and trigger Armageddon. Nothing would be sweeter than being swept up to live with the Lord just as the world is igniting in nuclear hellfire, and hearing the blood-curdling screams of billions of unsaved sinners as their disgusting flesh is burned off their bodies in a glorious festival of brutal killing.

Oh well. There's always the next international crisis leading the world to the brink of total destruction. We'll just pray a little harder that the next one explodes into bloody worldwide carnage.

PRAISE!!

Amen! Brother Worthington. I often find myself dismayed that our Godly President GWB doesn't just get this all over with. I am sickened every time one of our Liebral slime media pundits mock our Godly President by saying something like "Well, he hasn't found Bin Laden yet". Indeed, our Godly President has displayed enormous restraint. He could have sent our troops into Pakistan at any time and gotten Osama Bin Laden, but no, he is honoring the sovereignty of Pakistan. Day after day these mooselimbs continue to kill, yet our Godly President is magnanimous in letting them live in hopes that they will adopt freedom and democracy. You would think that the Liebrals would be nominating GWB for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I'm waiting for the Demoncrats to deny funding for our Godly troops. That will be the day that GWB will pull out all our troops and then enter the missile launch codes.

Praise Jesus!