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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14125

    #631
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    (anyone with "ibn" in their user name goes straight in my ignore list)






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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14076

      #632
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by Izmael ibn Ibrahim View Post
      It is hard to tell the difference, I admit, between the women and the garbage.
      There's no garbage in that picture. There are things that someone has put in garbage bags, and some people forced to wear them.

      You assume that the contents of the bags are garbage, based solely on the evidence that someone has put it in garbage bags. You have no idea who did so, yet still defer to their judgement.

      Thank you for demonstrating clearly your lack of critical thinking skills (again).

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551

        #633
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        I'm offended at the level of poor service these days at some of the hotels I stay at while preaching the Good News about Jesus to the slopes.

        I mean really.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #634
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          My nephew is damned RETARD!!!

          Look, God shuns divorce, I know, but in this case he has every right!!!

          Matthew 19:9 - And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except [it be] for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.

          I cut ties with him and told him not to send me any more pictures until he does the right thing.

          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Paragon of virtue
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2013
            • 547

            #635
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I'm offended by the inauguration of Barack Hussein Obama. I hope I have a home to come back to in four years. If the Bammy has his way, you might have to by abayas to cover your wives and girlfriends before you know it. I live out this way and all I can say is...just say no to abayas.

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248

              #636
              Re: What are you offended by right now?



              What kind of message does this send out to our children?

              High school basketball player passes ball to retard of other team.

              First off, what is a retard doing on a normal basketball team? Isn't their "special" teams for their kind?

              Secondly, just this reeks of socialism.

              "Oh poor retard, this is why you don't play on normal teams, but hey, I'll just give you the ball because you can't compete with normal people and I feel sorry for you".

              Typical liberal sentiments....disgusting!! They should have just left him alone and let the embarrassment of his utter failure teach him a lesson; that retards don't belong with normal folk.

              Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #637
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by John Creeser View Post


                What kind of message does this send out to our children?

                High school basketball player passes ball to retard of other team.

                First off, what is a retard doing on a normal basketball team? Isn't their "special" teams for their kind?

                Secondly, just this reeks of socialism.

                "Oh poor retard, this is why you don't play on normal teams, but hey, I'll just give you the ball because you can't compete with normal people and I feel sorry for you".

                Typical liberal sentiments....disgusting!! They should have just left him alone and let the embarrassment of his utter failure teach him a lesson; that retards don't belong with normal folk.

                Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

                Amen Brother.

                Lets lower the standards so that all are "equal" to the lowest common denominator, and bash anyone who happens to excel at something.

                If Jesus doesn't come soon, I'm going to have to start teaching the boys Mandarin so that they can get along with our new overlords.
                Drama queen

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                • H. Montague Worthington
                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716

                  #638
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  The weather.

                  According to my thermometer in my backyard, it's 35 degrees. According to my calendar, it's February 27. According to my extensive hand-kept diaries of weather records dating back to 1983, the average temperature for this date in Freehold is 36 degrees.

                  What more proof could the Liberals that yammer on constantly about Global Warming possibly need? That's irrefutable science!! But I guess since no one is destroying the economy or undermining God's authority, they're just not interested!!!

                  Disgusting.

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                  • liar mcguillicuddy
                    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                    • Feb 2013
                    • 36

                    #639
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?

                    The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.

                    A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.

                    The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.

                    The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.

                    A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.

                    NBC's Rainbow Logo.

                    The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.

                    The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.

                    The length of the bartender's shorts.

                    Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.

                    Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.

                    The Steelers winning.
                    I'm offended by a lot of things. If I can find out how to send private messages, I'll reveal what those things are, and who the culprits are to anyone who would care. (For one thing, why does there have to be 300 seconds between posts?)
                    i iz a retard.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076

                      #640
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by liar mcguillicuddy View Post
                      ...(For one thing, why does there have to be 300 seconds between posts?)
                      There doesn't have to be. <--- subtle hint

                      It's to give you time to think about what you're saying, and hopefully write something worth reading.

                      And that's another 300 seconds of your life down the drain.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #641
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by liar mcguillicuddy View Post
                        I'm offended by a lot of things. If I can find out how to send private messages, I'll reveal what those things are, and who the culprits are to anyone who would care. (For one thing, why does there have to be 300 seconds between posts?)
                        What do you have to say that can't be said on the public board?

                        2nd Corinthians 4:2 But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully; but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.

                        Mark 4:22 For there is nothing hid, which shall not be manifested; neither was any thing kept secret, but that it should come abroad.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #642
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by liar mcguillicuddy View Post
                          (For one thing, why does there have to be 300 seconds between posts?)
                          I can fix that for you if you would like. We at Landover Baptist strive to give our guests the best customer service.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Alexandria Puckett
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 256

                            #643
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Unfortunatly, my lieberal father offended me by trying to get my loving husband arrested after he disciplined me in front of my father for forgetting to take my prenatels. Nothing more than a slap on the back of the head! Some people...at least the cops saw nothing wrong.
                            But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78551

                              #644
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                              Unfortunatly, my lieberal father offended me by trying to get my loving husband arrested after he disciplined me in front of my father for forgetting to take my prenatels. Nothing more than a slap on the back of the head! Some people...at least the cops saw nothing wrong.
                              I'm offended by unsaved females who constantly whine like a cat in heat just because they can't get a husband.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • John Creeser
                                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                                 
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 7248

                                #645
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                My new "secular" hippy neighbors!!

                                Like any man worth their weight in salt, I change the oil on my car myself. I then dispose of the oil properly, as outlined in this article.



                                As I was pouring the oil into the ground, all hell breaks lose. I hear this shrieking from the guys wife.

                                "What the hell are you doing?"

                                I politely explained to her I was responsibly disposing of my motor oil and of course she started pecking like a hen.

                                "You can't do that! I'm phoning the environmental protection agency!"

                                Yep, an environmentalist to boot. I showed her the method even came from one or her secular science books. You know, there is just no winning with these people, I think they persecute for persecutions sake.
                                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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