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  • Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    The dye is not a fibre. Silk, being produced by an animal, is one type of thread such as may not be combined with another type. Shellfish derived pigments are also produced by animals and are the same type of material although when presented as yarn it is not of the same type as any other yarn. Similarly in the case of linen. It is a plant produced type of material as is a vegetable derived dyestuff; both are produced by plants although when presented as yarn it is not of the same type as any other yarn.
    Here are some straws to clutch at

    As you try to justify wearing clothes made from impure cloth.


    If you are going to live as your book of fairy tale dictates your fabric should be this colourful.



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    • Re: What are you offended by right now?

      I am apoplectic. And I didn't mean to like this post. My fingers slipped.

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      • Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        justify wearing clothes made from impure cloth
        When did I say I wear them?

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        • Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          I am apoplectic. And I didn't mean to like this post. My fingers slipped.

          You better stay away from my wife, David!
          He doesn't look very disease free

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          • Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by MatzoLizalor View Post
            When did I say I wear them?
            True, you did not admit to wearing them.
            Originally posted by MatzoLizalor View Post
            There are fabrics available that are suitable for Christian apparel, when making costumes for my friends I use satin (which is 100% silk) and nylon (which is 100% nylon) here are a couple of samples:

            . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a nice crushed satin . . . . . . . . or . . . . . this nylon-on-nylon interlock appliqué . . . . . . . . . . satin/distressed satin combinations always look smart

            So you do not wear these fabrics yourself, you just use them to make garments for your "friends" that, according to mythology you believe to be true, will damn them to eternal suffering in the pits of Hell!
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            • Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              True, you did not admit to wearing them.

              So you do not wear these fabrics yourself, you just use them to make garments for your "friends" that, according to mythology you believe to be true, will damn them to eternal suffering in the pits of Hell!
              The fabrics I sew are of a single type of yarn, no combinations. Joseph, for example, had a coat of many colours but there is no mention of mupliple yarns used in its weaving. In fact I've just been looking at some new costumes made by a couple of friends which were very colourful, but I know they were all made from a single fibre type. In any event, heathens with whom I am obliged to associate will be going to hell regardless of what clothes they wear because they have rejected Jesus. Some of them even worship pasta.
              None of them wear it.

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              • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Joseph, for example, had a coat of many colours but there is no mention of mupliple yarns used in its weaving.
                The is no mention of Joseph's coat being made from dyed yarn either, unless you would care to enlighten me and point me towards the passage in you book of fairy tales that disciples the dyeing.

                A coat of many colours can be made from wool without colouring it with something that is not wool.

                I give you sheep of many colours.
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                • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  The is no mention of Joseph's coat being made from dyed yarn either, unless you would care to enlighten me and point me towards the passage in you book of fairy tales that disciples the dyeing.

                  A coat of many colours can be made from wool without colouring it with something that is not wool.

                  I give you sheep of many colours.
                  Didn't you know? Jesus dyed for our sins.

                  I'm here all week, don't forget to tip the waitress and check out the veal.

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                  • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                    Didn't you know? Jesus dyed for our sins.

                    I'm here all week, don't forget to tip the waitress and check out the veal.

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                    • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      I don't eat veal.
                      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                      • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                        I don't eat veal.
                        Why are you offended that you don't eat veal?

                        I don't eat aubergine but I don't find not eating it offensive.
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                        • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Foreign looking foods at the cafeteria. No way is that Godly. Jesus ate hamburgers and pizzas. Chugged it down with Coca Cola. Like any good Christian.
                          Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                          Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                          • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Hi there Jo Hope these 3 posts shown at once makes it clear for you:

                            Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                            Didn't you know? Jesus dyed for our sins.
                            I'm here all week, don't forget to tip the waitress and check out the veal.
                            Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                            [hilite]I don't eat veal.
                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Why are you offended that you don't eat veal?
                            I don't eat aubergine but I don't find not eating it offensive.
                            See those gold blocks? They're what I call "gold blocks" and they make some words stand out. The theme in our chat is veal so I should go next

                            "No, I don't."

                            Does it hurt a lot? Or just at night? Where are we up to?

                            FREE: don't forget to tip the waitress and check out the veal
                            AD: I don't eat veal.
                            JO: you don't eat veal?
                            AD: No, I don't
                            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                            • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                              The theme in our chat is veal
                              Looks up at the top of the page Nope, the theme of this thread is What are you offended by right now?

                              You have still not explained why the fact that you don't eat veal is offensive to you.
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                              • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Looks up at the top of the page Nope, the theme of this thread is What are you offended by right now?

                                You have still not explained why the fact that you don't eat veal is offensive to you.
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                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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