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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #931
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
    I never said that. I just said that I'm offended that Christians are unwilling to read the bible in its original language.
    Have you already learned Greek and Aramaic? Heck, your American isn't even very good.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14217

      #932
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
      I never said that. I just said that I'm offended that Christians are unwilling to read the bible in its original language.
      The Hebrew text was completed around the 10th century AD. It is not quoted in the New Testament. Earlier fragments exist. The usual source for New Testament authors is the Septuagint Greek version. Some heretics claim that the Greek came first during Hellenisation of the Near East, written down in the era of Josiah and Hezekiah in a standardised form but this is a minority view.

      That does not mean nothing was written down prior to that, say around 700 BC, and indeed there are examples from other languages.

      Greek is not a difficult language to learn. Once you have the alphabet and get used to words having endings like
      run
      runnest
      runneth
      it's about like French. I actually find Hellenistic Greek closer to English but that is probably due to the type of English I speak. Others may prefer German or even Latin but why anyone would want to read the Vulgate is beyond me.

      I would not recommend using the internet for learning Greek. If you go to your nearest university library or just walk into the theology department would probably be a better idea they will be happy to recommend a book. They are the experts after all. The internet is not.

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      • Bjorn Jensen
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2012
        • 2355

        #933
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
        I never said that. I just said that I'm offended that Christians are unwilling to read the bible in its original language.
        The King James Bible (the one and only true Bible) is written in American.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #934
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
          I'm offended that people aren't willing to learn Hebrew.

          Why would we want to learn to speak the Jew? What good is it? Only the Jews want to speak Hebrew.


          You say you are not a Jew and have had no nose job, but you are a Cohen and want to speak the Jewish language.


          You are here to try to torment Christians, as your ancestors tormented Jesus, aren't you? You are an unsaved Jew; admit it.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • XspazzboX
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2014
            • 56

            #935
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
            Why would we want to learn to speak the Jew? What good is it? Only the Jews want to speak Hebrew.


            You say you are not a Jew and have had no nose job, but you are a Cohen and want to speak the Jewish language.


            You are here to try to torment Christians, as your ancestors tormented Jesus, aren't you? You are an unsaved Jew; admit it.
            I'm not a Jew, but I admit I'm unsaved.

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10260

              #936
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
              I'm not a Jew, but I admit I'm unsaved.
              Dear boy,

              This has the potential of being extremely good news! We have also previously saved several ex-jews from the Bottomless Pitt. Congratulations for your decision to give up the Semite lifestyle.

              Even if the jooishness that you have now discarded was chosen by your predecessors hundreds of years ago, for the Eternal God it makes no difference. He hates sinners and their offspring...

              Deuteronomy 5:9
              Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

              ...and He has good reasons to hate the Jooish:

              John 5:16
              And therefore did the Jews persecute Jesus, and sought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.


              To summarize. This is a very good first step! Stay on the path, learn, read the Bible! Now you have HOPE!


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



              PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
              Check out our Research in Creation Science:

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              • XspazzboX
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Sep 2014
                • 56

                #937
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                Dear boy,

                This has the potential of being extremely good news! We have also previously saved several ex-jews from the Bottomless Pitt. Congratulations for your decision to give up the Semite lifestyle.

                Even if the jooishness that you have now discarded was chosen by your predecessors hundreds of years ago, for the Eternal God it makes no difference. He hates sinners and their offspring...

                Deuteronomy 5:9
                Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

                ...and He has good reasons to hate the Jooish:

                John 5:16
                And therefore did the Jews persecute Jesus, and sought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.


                To summarize. This is a very good first step! Stay on the path, learn, read the Bible! Now you have HOPE!


                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                I'm not Jewish and I never was.

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                • Elmer G. White
                  Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                  Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                   
                  • Apr 2014
                  • 10260

                  #938
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
                  I'm not Jewish and I never was.
                  Dear boy,

                  How wonderful! I know it must feel like that when you now have the first glimpse of Life Eternal that is only reserved for those who kneel before JESUS! Old life is cast away and it is as if it never was! That is the power of JESUS.



                  Romans 6:23
                  For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.




                  Oh yes! We can be reborn in Jesus even despite our Jooish ancestors! You know, Apostle Paul used to be a Jew, too, and became a Christian! It's a miracle every time. Now, stop arguing and go further on the path to JESUS!



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



                  PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
                  Check out our Research in Creation Science:

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                  • XspazzboX
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 56

                    #939
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                    Dear boy,

                    How wonderful! I know it must feel like that when you now have the first glimpse of Life Eternal that is only reserved for those who kneel before JESUS! Old life is cast away and it is as if it never was! That is the power of JESUS.



                    Romans 6:23
                    For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.




                    Oh yes! We can be reborn in Jesus even despite our Jooish ancestors! You know, Apostle Paul used to be a Jew, too, and became a Christian! It's a miracle every time. Now, stop arguing and go further on the path to JESUS!



                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
                    FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT JEWISH!!! I'M JUST AN UNSAVED CANADIAN!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #940
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
                      FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT JEWISH!!! I'M JUST AN UNSAVED CANADIAN!
                      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                      If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • XspazzboX
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 56

                        #941
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                        If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
                        I just want people to know I'm not a Jew.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #942
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
                          I just want people to know I'm not a Jew.
                          Joos are notorious liars. So how can we believe you?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • XspazzboX
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 56

                            #943
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Joos are notorious liars. So how can we believe you?
                            Do you honestly think I look Jewish?

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                            • Dolores de Barriga
                              Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2014
                              • 462

                              #944
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by XspazzboX View Post
                              Do you honestly think I look Jewish?
                              You do realize, that the common stereotype of what a Jew looks like is quite different from what an average Jew really looks like, right?
                              John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #945
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                You look like that whore Anne Frank.

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