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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Jimmy Swaggart's new CD



    The title is, "Jesus Dropped the Charges"

    In Christian Love I shall say no more, except that if so, Jesus must have really "dropped the ball" on this one, too.

    Remember this "Man of God" from 20 years ago? Perversion; Adultery; Lying; Conspiracy; Being Jerry Lee Lewis' first cousin
  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #2
    Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

    Originally posted by SUV View Post


    The title is, "Jesus Dropped the Charges"

    In Christian Love I shall say no more, except that if so, Jesus must have really "dropped the ball" on this one, too.

    Remember this "Man of God" from 20 years ago? Perversion; Adultery; Lying; Conspiracy; Being Jerry Lee Lewis' first cousin
    If I recall, he is a Baptist, correct?

    The title of his waste of ones and zeros suggests that God charged him with something erroneously. That is not possible as our Lord and Heavenly Saviour is all-knowing and all-seeing...much in the way the Pope is.

    Mr Swaggdirt, like Jim Faker, Ted Faggard, Scary Falwell, Splat Robertson and countless other homosexual sinners, is no more than a lying confidence man trying to steal money from the poor and infirm who are scammed out of their modest means and cannot even afford to go to bingo.

    He has a special place in Hell waiting for him I am certain.



    Bless you, my mileage master,
    Father Mo


    A Cardinal in the making.

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    • Matt
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 31

      #3
      Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

      You disgusting catholics make me sick! At least we don't go around playing with little boys' unmentionables.

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

        Bless you, Brother Matt, for coming to the aid of a Defenseless Lady.

        And I fancy that this is what that old mackerel-snapper makes his little altared-boys wear, too:



        (Who is that woman with the awful haircut? She looks vaguely familiar.)

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

          Originally posted by SUV View Post


          The title is, "Jesus Dropped the Charges"

          In Christian Love I shall say no more, except that if so, Jesus must have really "dropped the ball" on this one, too.

          Remember this "Man of God" from 20 years ago? Perversion; Adultery; Lying; Conspiracy; Being Jerry Lee Lewis' first cousin
          Jimmy Swaggart and Jerry Lee Lewis are married now?
          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
          If I recall, he is a Baptist, correct?

          The title of his waste of ones and zeros suggests that God charged him with something erroneously. That is not possible as our Lord and Heavenly Saviour is all-knowing and all-seeing...much in the way the Pope is.
          Get thee gone, you Popish dog! If the Lord never made any mistakes, why would He need to repent?
          Genesis 6:6 And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
          7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

          Exodus 32:14 And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.

          See? God was going to do some evil unto His people, then He repented. Try getting your average false "christian" NED theologian to work that one out. Trying to claim that the Lord cannot do anything erroneously is just the sort of blasphemous anti-God slander we've come to expect from Catlicking scum like you.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Father Maurice Lester
            Ring-kissing Papist dog
            • Sep 2006
            • 3366

            #6
            Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

            Originally posted by Matt View Post
            You disgusting catholics make me sick! At least we don't go around playing with little boys' unmentionables.
            Blaine Miller , a youth pastor at Lakeridge Baptist Church has been arrested for sexual assault of a child younger than 17. Miller has been ...







            Au contraire my super-size me apologist, au contraire.

            I might also add that your very own Youth Pastor Marty has been in and out of jail himself a few times for similar crimes.

            Notice he has not been around here for quite a while...tsk, tsk.



            Bless you, my one wafer more Pythonesque diner,
            Father Mo



            A Cardinal in the making.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
              I might also add that your very own Youth Pastor Marty has been in and out of jail himself a few times for similar crimes.

              Notice he has not been around here for quite a while...tsk, tsk.

              Wrong Father Mo; Youth Pastor Marty has been cleared on all twenty five charges. I challenge to find anyone who witness any such alleged crimes from the good Pastor. Marty just cares about the kids and works with them closely. Wicked people who hate good ones spread wicked slander about basement torture chambers, films on the internet and the like.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Wrong Father Mo; Youth Pastor Marty has been cleared on all twenty five charges. I challenge to find anyone who witness any such alleged crimes from the good Pastor. Marty just cares about the kids and works with them closely. Wicked people who hate good ones spread wicked slander about basement torture chambers, films on the internet and the like.
                No wonder that pedo-guy, Daddy Mole, was drawn to this thread like a moth to a flame when he read "Jimmy Swaggart" in the title.

                I have it on Good Authority that Brother Swaggart also asked two of his....lady friends about their Children, seeking to include them into the....activities and I suppose our own Moleman was hoping to pick up on some tips about how to best do this.

                Daddy Mole! Shame! Shame! Everybody knows your Name!

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                • Fallen Angel
                  Resident gothtard witch
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 197

                  #9
                  Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  Bless you, Brother Matt, for coming to the aid of a Defenseless Lady.

                  And I fancy that this is what that old mackerel-snapper makes his little altared-boys wear, too:



                  (Who is that woman with the awful haircut? She looks vaguely familiar.)
                  that looks like tuker carlson from dancing with the stars. is he a drag queen?
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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #10
                    Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Wrong Father Mo; Youth Pastor Marty has been cleared on all twenty five charges. I challenge to find anyone who witness any such alleged crimes from the good Pastor. Marty just cares about the kids and works with them closely. Wicked people who hate good ones spread wicked slander about basement torture chambers, films on the internet and the like.
                    It's my understanding that every last one of them left town in shame with no forwarding addresses after it was proven that they were dirty, dirty liars.

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                    • Phoenix Risen
                      Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 184

                      #11
                      Re: Jimmy Swaggart's new CD

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post


                      The title is, "Jesus Dropped the Charges"

                      In Christian Love I shall say no more, except that if so, Jesus must have really "dropped the ball" on this one, too.

                      I have to agree with you on that one. I'm not so sure the IRS dropped the charges, though. I've never had a run-in with them, but from what I hear, you'd rather face Old Scratch himself than one of their auditors. Of course, the man owns umpteen radio staions and a ton of real estate, and is constantly talking about how he's barely keeping his ministry afloat.

                      Remember this "Man of God" from 20 years ago? Perversion; Adultery; Lying; Conspiracy; Being Jerry Lee Lewis' first cousin
                      Not to mention picking really UGLY hookers! I mean, if you're going to pay for it, shouldn't you get your money's worth?

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