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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #16
    Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
    Now someone seems to have completely meddled with Rachael's poll.
    I'm guessing you lot will say that was 'Jesus's' doing, eh?
    That's correct oh would be she harlot. Jesus, our loving savior, is trying to reach out for you.

    Do not brush His hand aside.

    Turn away from the darkness of that is Gothretard! Take His hand and drink from His fount!
    Life eternal is not gained by drinking from the well debauched hips of thespian she vampires.

    Jesus is knocking Rose. Won't you let Him in?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #17
      Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

      Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
      Why would she say 'Praise Jesus' if she was pagan? Not everyone here is obsessed with your high-and-mighty 'Lord Jesus Christ'.

      Some of us are 'heathens' and quite proud of it.
      That's like saying you are "proud of" being a crack smoking nigra, or an inbred polack.

      You need to make Jesus proud of YOU, witch.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #18
        Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Are you a big fan of Hepatitis C as well, Alie?
        Don't be ridiculous, I'm very careful about my bloodletting. I always make sure everything is sanitary.
        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Who would be....?
        Alie isn't a junkie. Thank you!

        *EDIT - OK, WHICH JEEBUZ FREAK EDITED MY POLL OPTION NUMBER TWO???? THE ORIGINAL ANSWER SAID NOTHING ABOUT JEEBUZ!! GAH!* Nor did I capitalize jeebuz. Hmph.
        Well, now all but one of your answers mention Jesus.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #19
          Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

          Originally posted by Undecided
          Well, now all but one of your answers mention Jesus.

          I know. And Rachael are not impressed. No sir. Not to mention it shows a lot more results than people who voted in the poll.

          Why would she say 'Praise Jesus' if she was pagan? Not everyone here is obsessed with your high-and-mighty 'Lord Jesus Christ'.
          Exactly my point.

          Some of us are 'heathens' and quite proud of it.
          Yes indeed.
          Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-13-2007, 04:53 AM.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #20
            Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

            Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
            Some of us are 'heathens' and quite proud of it.
            Jeremiah 13:17 But if ye will not hear it, my soul shall weep in secret places for your pride; and mine eye shall weep sore, and run down with tears, because the LORD's flock is carried away captive.

            Proverbs 11:2 When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom.

            Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

            And I'm sorry to say that I strongly suspect that pride isn't fire-retardant in the least.
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            • Sista Lateefah
              Honorary White Woman.
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2007
              • 522

              #21
              Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              I know. And Rachael are not impressed. No sir. Not to mention it shows a lot more results than people who voted in the poll.
              I had noticed this, and since all them extra votes was Godly ones, I had instantly came to the conclusion that them votes was from angels! PRAISE THE LORD!!
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              "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                Why would she say 'Praise Jesus' if she was pagan? Not everyone here is obsessed with your high-and-mighty 'Lord Jesus Christ'.
                Yes you are. You, Rachael and Allie may be obsessed with hating Him and resenting His superiority, but it's obession all the same.
                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                Well, now all but one of your answers mention Jesus.
                Which one would that be?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • WickedWitch
                  Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                  CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1366

                  #23
                  Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Yes you are. You, Rachael and Alie may be obsessed with hating Him and resenting His superiority, but it's obession all the same.

                  Which one would that be?
                  Well, since my mention, it seems that someone has changed that one answer and now they all have something to do with Jesus.
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #24
                    Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Yes you are. You, Rachael and Allie may be obsessed with hating Him and resenting His superiority, but it's obession all the same.

                    Which one would that be?
                    I wonder how many times you've been called insufferable in your life, BT? Whatever that number is or may be, you can add another one to that total now.
                    You are insufferable!!
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #25
                      Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      I wonder how many times you've been called insufferable in your life, BT? Whatever that number is or may be, you can add another one to that total now.
                      You are insufferable!!
                      You think you have a hard time putting up with me? Jesus died for my sins, and I don't see Him whining about it!
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #26
                        Re: Who else is sick of hearing about vampires??

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        You think you have a hard time putting up with me? Jesus died for my sins, and I don't see Him whining about it!
                        Doesn't one have to exist to whine? Fair enough, there may well have been a guy called jesus way back when. But as to the biblical version of jesus, well, that's another story.

                        ANYway....
                        You're insufferable.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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