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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #16
    Re: Build Arks Now! As He Commandeth!

    Originally posted by Betty Lambskin View Post
    Face it sister, while you've been demeaning God's people, casting evil spells with your dollar store wand, eating babies and fornicating in the road, God's word has been slowly sinking in.

    Can I get an AMEN for LBC! We gotta live one here!
    AMEN!!!

    We've been working on VanHellbound quite intensely for some time now. Any help is appreciated.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • GothicDragon
        Man hating Thespian Unsaved Trash
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • May 2007
        • 64
        #17
        Re: Build Arks Now! As He Commandeth!

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Did you just call me a True Christian???
        I'll thank you NOT to associate me with these bibble (spelling intentional)-thumping nutters!
        NO NO OMG NO!
        I am SO sorry if you thought that. (ur way better than that.)

        I was calling Betty Lambskin that.

        I'm so sorry for the misunderstanding Rachael.
        blessed be.
        --Dragon

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          • Joo
            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Jun 2007
            • 831
            #18
            Re: Build Arks Now! As He Commandeth!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Jesus is looking for obedient women, not smart-mouth sassy ones.
            Where's the fun in that?

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              • GothicDragon
                Man hating Thespian Unsaved Trash
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • May 2007
                • 64
                #19
                Re: Build Arks Now! As He Commandeth!

                Exactly.

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                  • callmeapatriot
                    Unsaved Trash
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 18
                    #20
                    Re: Build Arks Now! As He Commandeth!

                    And yet the next time he destroys the world, it shall be with fire...

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                      • lord warrior
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 406
                        #21
                        Re: Build Arks Now! As He Commandeth!

                        Leave it to the unsaved heathen to get it wrong. God commanded Noah to build a Ark to save him and his family from the great flood.

                        The next time he destroys the world and the vile creatures in it,yes thats you scum,we will all be gone with the rapture. I got Jesus, don't need a ark this time.

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892
                            #22
                            Re: Build Arks Now! As He Commandeth!

                            We don't need no ark.
                            God promised He will never again drown the world.

                            I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
                            And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
                            And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh;
                            And the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
                            Genesis 9:13-15

                            And as already said here, the next time He destroys the world.. He will do it by fire. Any ark you've built will get burnt up.
                            Instead, God has provided us with a better ark to escape the fire, that is Himself: Jesus Christ.


                            Leave it to a woman to misunderstand scripture in such an utter way..
                            Don't you have a husband who can set you straight on these issues, betty?
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • Every Knee
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 20
                                #23
                                Re: Build Arks Now! As He Commandeth!

                                What a retard. Even a 5 year old can understand that the world will never be destroyed by water - where do you think we get the rainbow from?
                                The next time the earth is destroyed, it'll be by fire which will burn away all of you Godless doubters once and for all. Get your heart right!

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