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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #31
    Re: Iceland Air: Safe, or a quick trip to hell?

    Originally posted by Lypsyl View Post
    Seriously people, do you all think that the USA is the best country in the world and that everyone there is perfect and God only loves you, and not anyone else christian in the world? Do you think that the USA is a non-corrupt country either? And do you think it`s OK, with all the violence, americans does in the middle east. And how can some of you say that Iceland and Norway is just filled up with atheists? I`m just asking questions, and hope that you all baptists can answer them, without plucking at me, or try to talk away from answering.
    What does any of that have to do with the subject of this thread?

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #32
      Re: Iceland Air: Safe, or a quick trip to hell?

      I found one of their old adverts in an old magazine at the laundromat:
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #33
        Re: Iceland Air: Safe, or a quick trip to hell?

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I found one of their old adverts in an old magazine at the laundromat:
        They used paper airplanes because their other plane looked like this

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        • Nathan B. Forrest
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 394

          #34
          Re: Iceland Air: Safe, or a quick trip to hell?

          Originally posted by Lypsyl View Post
          Seriously people, do you all think that the USA is the best country in the world and that everyone there is perfect and God only loves you, and not anyone else christian in the world? Do you think that the USA is a non-corrupt country either? And do you think it`s OK, with all the violence, americans does in the middle east. And how can some of you say that Iceland and Norway is just filled up with atheists? I`m just asking questions, and hope that you all baptists can answer them, without plucking at me, or try to talk away from answering.
          Have you ever flown an IcelandAir 757? I have, and let me tell you: the duct tape on the EGT valves and the chicken wire used as 'gps antennas' scared the heck out of me. Not to mention the fact that the pilots had red-rimmed eyes, vodka on their breath, and dressed in black.

          Did you know that Iceland has the highest per-capita suicide rate in the world? If I had to be a pilot in charge of a rust-bucket like their planes, I'd probably consider jumping out of the plane. Just my observations.




          See?? Even the plane in the background is getting the heck out of the way of the Icelandic death-plane!!!

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          • Rev.Garry
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2010
            • 10

            #35
            Re: Iceland Air: Safe, or a quick trip to hell?

            Originally posted by Lypsyl View Post
            Seriously people, do you all think that the USA is the best country in the world and that everyone there is perfect and God only loves you, and not anyone else christian in the world? Do you think that the USA is a non-corrupt country either? And do you think it`s OK, with all the violence, americans does in the middle east. And how can some of you say that Iceland and Norway is just filled up with atheists? I`m just asking questions, and hope that you all baptists can answer them, without plucking at me, or try to talk away from answering.

            USA is God's land. The violence in the middle east is what jesus would want

            The people in Iceland and Norway and other rubbish countries are mostly gay atheists, according to research. Hopefully their population is in sharp decline.

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